Rakhi Wale Din Pados Ki Ladkiya Ladko Ko Rakhi Bandhne Ke Piche Rahti Hai, Par Pappu Ne Ladki Ko Aisa Jawab Diya Ki Ab Wo Rakhi Bandhne Se Pahle 100 Bar Sochegi.
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Posted on: 28 May 2017
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Hanuman Chaalisa Aur Condoms Hamesha Apni Pocket Mein Rakho Kyunki (more…)
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Posted on: 22 Feb 2017
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Condom Jitna Nazuk Hota Hai, Uska Kaam Utna Hi Zaruri Hota Hai. Lekin Kya Aap Jaante Hai Ek Akele Condom Se Aap Kitni Baar Kaam Chala Sakte Hai?
Some People Liked PK, While Others Hated It. But There Is One Major Chutiyapa In The Movie That Everyone Would Agree About. Read About It Here.
Sachi Dosti Kya Hai? Aur Kaisi Nibhayi Jaati Hai, Dekhe Is Photo Mein Aur Khud Bataye Ki Kiske Sath Kon Friendship Nibha Raha Hai.
Ek Din Ek Nokrani Ko Ghar Ki Safaai Karte Waqt Condom Mila, Toh Vo Condom Malkin Ko Dikhate Hue Boli. "Ye Kya Hai Bibi Ji?" Malkin: "Kyun Tere G
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Posted on: 30 Jun 2016
Condom Jokes
A Man Goes To Medical Shop To Buy A Condom Sales Girl: "May I Hold U Penis For Size?" She Orders: "Give Him A Small" (more…)
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Posted on: 31 May 2016
Condom Jokes
Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe Socho Usne Kya Kiya Sochho Sochho (more…)
Kahte Hai Ki Bhagwan Pe Hamesha Yakeen Rakho, Aaj Sabit Ho Hi Gaya Kyu, Ye Joke Pad Ke Aap Logo Ko Ehsah Hoga Ki Wo Hamra Hamesha Achha Hi Sochta Hai
Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola: "Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai" Shopkeeper: "Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?"

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