Santa Banta In Museum Looking At An Egyptian Mummy Banta: "Look So Many Bandages, Surely An Accident Case." Santa: "Hammmm. Car Number Also Writ
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Posted on: 07 Nov 2017
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Santa Bought His Wife Preeto A New Perfume Called "Chloroform" But Preeto Didn't Like It.. She Says: "It Makes Her Sleepy & Also Her Ass
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Posted on: 01 Nov 2017
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Speaking English Is A Good Thing, But Some Time Its Too Dangerous If You Are Not Perfect And Lead To Trouble. Just Like Santa
Agar Aap Log English Classes Join Karna Chahte Hai To Kahi Aur Join Karne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Santa The English Master Ke Pass Join Kijiye Aur Sikhiye English.
Pyaar To Shahjhan Ne Bhi Apni Biwi Se Kiya Tha Lekin Santa Jitna Nahi, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Hi Dekh Lijiye
Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
Invitations Cards Pe RSVP Likha Hota Hai Jiska Matlab Bahut Kam Logo Ko Pata Hai. Par Aayiye Aaj Iska Different Language Mein Matlab Jante Hai Ki Kya Hota Hai
Life Mein Hum Aur Logo Ko Advice Dete Hai, Par Ek Baat Yad Rakhe Ki Advice Dene Se Pahle Khud Us Chiz Ko Maane, Nahi To Aapka Haal Bhi Santa Jesa Hoga.
TV Dekhne Ka Bachho Ki Padayi Pe Kya Asar Pada Hai Pade Is Joke Mein Aur Khud Bataye Ki Ye Sach Hai Ya Nahi
Jab Jan Pe Bani Ho To Kuch Nazar Nahi Aata, Par Aaj Santa Banta Ne Sabit Kar Diya Ki Jaan Ke Alava Aur Bhi Kuch Nazar Aata Hai.. Par Kya? Pade Is Joke Mein
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Posted on: 10 Jun 2017
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    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
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    Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: "Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai" Santa Hairan Hote...
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  • Ladki Ko Batane Ka Tarika, Waah Re Pappu
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  • Ye Kya Hai?
    Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain. Santa ...
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  • Lund Ki Beemari, Tauba Tauba
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    Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha. Santa: "Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?" ...
  • Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta
    Bhabhi Maa Smaan Hoti Hai Ye Sab Bolte Hai, Par Kya Is Bhai Ne Is Rishte Ki Laaj Rakhi?
  • Sardar Ji Aur 3 Ladkiyaan
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    Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya. Santa: "Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri" Naukar: "Wo To Sahab Ke Saath...
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    Santa: "Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun" Banta: "Kaisa Majak?" Santa: "Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haat...
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