Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Taj Mahal Ke Baad Pyaar Ki Konsi Dusri Nishani Hai India Mein? Nahi To Pappu Ki Jubani Sune Aaj
Teacher Asked A Question In Class 'X' Married 'Z' Twice His Age,Left Her & Now Married 'Y' Who Is 1/2 His Age. What'S The Age Of 'X'? Who
Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha "Bahuvachan Kise Kahte Hai?" Pappu: "Jab Bahu Apne Sasural Walo Ko Khari Khoti Sunati Hai To Use Bahu-Vacha
Teacher Asked From Santa About Different Type Of Cheese and Santa Answer Will Make You Rolling On The Floor Laughing
Exams Mein Nakal Maarne Ka Dar Rahta Hai, Koi Baat Nahi Apne Pappu Ne Ek Esa Idea Dhunda Hai Jis Se Aap Jee Bhar Ke Nakal Maar Sakoge Aur Teacher Kuch Nahi Kahega.
Teacher: "Complete The Sentence" "If My Cup Is Only Half Full..." Little Johnny: "May Be You Need A Smaller Bra!"
Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
Har Aadmi Chahe Wo Businessman Ho Ya Shopkeeper GST Ko Lekar Bada Pareshan Sa Hai, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Easy Tarike Se GST Samjhaye Taki Koi Confusion Na Rahe
Paagalkhane Mein Sare Pagal Shor Macha Rahe The Par Ek Paagal Shanti Se Soya Tha, Par Kyu? Kya Wo Pagal Nahi Tha Ya Koi Aur Wajah Thi, Pade Is Joke Mein
Teacher Asking Few Questions Related To Animals Teacher: "What Is Dog?" Student: "Bhow Bhow." Teacher: "What Is Cat?" Student: "Meow Meow.
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Posted on: 01 Jun 2017
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