Teaching About Sex

A Mother Is In The Kitchen Making Dinner For Her Family When Her Daughter Walks In.

Mother, Where Do Babies Come From?

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The Mother Thinks For A Few Seconds And Says, “Well Dear, Mommy And Daddy Fall In Love And Get Married. One Night They Go Into Their Bedroom, They Kiss And Hug And Have Sex.

The Daughter Looks Puzzled So The Mother Continues, “That Means The Daddy Puts His Penis In The Mommy’s Vagina. That’s How You Get A Baby, Honey.

The Child Seems To Comprehend.

Oh, I See, But The Other Night When I Came Into Your Room You Had Daddy’s Penis In Your Mouth. What Do You Get When You Do That?

Jewelry, My Dear. Jewelry.

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  1. Jay says:

    Hi friends good morning!!
    Dear all girls Aap logo ko sharm Nahi Aa rahi hai Kya ??? Kal Wale Joke ka Sawal hum boys ko disturb kar rakha hai aur Aap logo ne kuch bhi nahi bataya kee Aakhir Aap Ladkiya log Aisa kyu karti hai ??

    * Rashii dear, Log Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada khubsurat ho jata hai….to.,? Mere pass Aapki TASVEER nahi hai. Plz. bhej dengi??

    *Admin bhai Abhi to 2m busy chal raha hai jab free hona to bata dena ? Q K tere “G” me Ungali karne ka bahut mood kar raha hai…….hehehe

    * Dhiraj my sweetheart, Aaj to tum Love city me hoga ? Mere Liye kuch gift Layega kee nahi Layega?

    * Wanted bro. Aapke DIL ke Sath-Sath Dimag bhi Aapke Sath nahi hai, Tabhi to Aap humarey “C” ka matlab nahi Samajh Paye.

    * Raj bro. Maine fb me Aapki request accept kar liya . Profile me Aapki pic badi hi Dhashu hai……hehehe

    * Arush bro. Aapko hum frnds ki Yaad bahut dino baad Aayi hai?

    *Meri Kabootari Kya Ab tujhe Nonvegi Dana Accha nahi Lagta hai, Jo tum bahut hi Kam edhar Aati ho ??

    * Divya ji, Aap bhi Kal wale Joke ko Padhkar Soch me Pad gayi ki Aakhir Aisa Kyu hota hai

    *Navya ji , Jyada din ho gaye ab to Hi, Hello kar Lijiye…….

    *Kapil bhai Aapka business kisa chal raha hai? Abi Kal hi hum, Pankaj bhai se Aapke business K barey me Charcha kar rahe thhe.

    *Matrix & Addy bro. Kya Aap dono Lockup me to nahi hai ? Jo dikhayi nahi de rahe hai ?

    *Samir tu kaha hai yaar ? Kahi Faltu Ki Maa, Bahan ki Dukan me Condom Delivery to nahi kar raha hai?

    * Anuj baby tujhko hum ab Pareshan nahi karenge. Chal Ab ghar se bahar nikal Aaa 

    * Pankaj bhiya sorry! Kal fb me jyada time nahi de paaye kyuki dinner ka time ho gaya thha aur frnds log wait kar rahe thhe.

    * Deleted bro. Aap busy chal rahe hai kya. Aur Aapki tebiyat kaisi hai ?

    *Kinshuk bro. Aap Apni Study par dhyan dijiye Hum Aapko bhoolne wale nahi hai. so don’t worry about ur frndship.

    Hmm….. Comment Lamba hone laga esliye ab detail me na jakar short me Aap Sabhi frnds Aki, HPs, Guddu, Nilesh, Piyu, Pyare, N. Khan, Ajuba, Kobra, Shallu, Dabang, Lofar, Mausam, Ansul, Raavan etc. mere sabhi New n Old frnds Aap log kaise hai ????????

    1. Himanshu The Don says:

      Abe jay sale tera lamba cmmnt padkar admin ki gand fate na fate meri gand jarur fat gye padte padte heheh. Joke ke bare me kya kahun us ki to mu last line hi samaj nai aayi. Hahahahaha

      1. Jay says:

        hehehe…….Himanshu Don teri Gand phat gayi to tens mat ley Admin se us Ladke ka pata puch lo jo Gand phatane par Punchar lagata hai. Kyuki Mera Lamba dekhkar jab Admin ki Gand Phati hai to wah usi k yaha jaakar punchar lagwata hai. Admin ne Samir ko wahi par bheja thha jab wo Pakistan se apni Gand phadwa kar aaya thha:)

        1. Admin says:

          Jay vo hi puncture wala na… jab jail mein rapist aur physco ne tera tasallis e haralpopo kiya tha aur teri Gand ka gharodna bana diya thha. ;)

          aur us ke pas puncture lagwane gaya thha aur usne pucture lagvane ke bad, tere se 25000 rs mange thhe aur tune usko 50000 diye thhe kyunki rate sun ke teri ek bar fir fatt gyi thhi ;)

          bechara wo pucnture wala to abhi bhi teri G ke ander hai aur puncture laga raha hai. usko bahar nikalega to hum uske pas jayenge na

          Meow Meow (Next joke of You is ready, so mere se pange na le fir na kahiyo ki 100 sunar ki aur ek laudar ki ;)

    2. Wanted says:

      JAY, thik kha 2mne, mere dil k 7-7 dimag v mere sath nhi hai, aakhir kya kre-

      dekh kr RAASHIII ko yakin hota hai,
      koi is jahan me itna v hasin hota hai,
      fir kuch kr kaha paate hai hm,
      dekhne k baad dil khi to hosh khi hota hai..

      1. Samir says:

        Abee wanted
        ab tu rashi ko bhul ja bcoz pahle sirf admn hi rashi ka diwana tha ab to ye jay v rashi ka sbse bada diwana bn gya h
        ye to wohi kahabat ho gyi
        1 phool 3 mali
        hehehe
        aise v rashi jay ko jyada like krne lgi h,tabhi to boli jay tu bada mast dikhta h,,agr tm mujhe dekhne chahte ho apni id do,,
        hehehe,,kya kabhi tujhe ye sb boli nhi na to ab tu sambhal ja yar,ish jay ka kuch sonch,,,warna rashi k bache ka mama banne k liye ready rahna hahaha,
        ,aur sun mera nam aise likha kr

        ,,,SAMIR,,,

        JPR

      2. Wanted says:

        SAMIR, mjhe is baat se koi fark nhi padta ki RAASHIII kise chahti hai ya fir RAASHIII ko kon-2 chahta hai. mai bs itna janta hu ki mai RAASHIII ko chahta hu or us wakt v chahta rhunga jb wo dadi ya nani bn jayegi, chahta rahunga..forever..

      3. Jay says:

        Yaar Samir teri thinking wrong hai kee Rashii bhi mujhe chahne lagi hai. Yaar Rashii ka Nature hi har kisi ko respect dene wala hai. Wo to tumko bhi JiJa bolti hai Aakhir kyu ??? Kya tumne kabhi socha es barey me ??

        Mai Bata hun……Rashii tumko esliye Jija bolti hai kee uske Jija bolne se shayd tumko kuch khusi mil jaye. Panchhi tumhari Joru aur yaha tak tumharey TIllu Pillu ki Maa ban jati hai eska kya Matlab tum samjhtey ho kee wo Tumko Chahti hai ?????

        Dost Aisa yaha par kuch nahi hone wala hai ki koi Ladki kishi ko Love karne lage. Yaar Hum Ladko ka hi Dil Jaldi Uchalne lagta hai, Kahi kisi Ladki ne Muskura kya diya, hum Apne man me tarah-tarah ke Khwabi Pulaaw pakane lagtey hai, Jabki Ladkiya es Mamale me bahut hi Shant hoti hai, Yaha tak ki Kuch ladkiya to etani smart hoti hai ke wo humarey esi Kamjori (Negative Point) ka fayda bhi Uthati hai. Woh Apni Katil Haseen Adawo ya Muskurahat se hum Ladko ko jaanboojhkar bewkoof banati hai Aur Maze leti hai aur hum Ladke usko Love samjhtey hai Jabki Aisa Love- Wove kuch nahi hota hai.

        Hmmm….Yaaro maine to Lecture dena shuru kar diya, Mai Apne bare me kuch kahna chah raha thha lekin maine Ladkiye ke barey me apna experience Aap logo ko bata diya. Khair phir kabi Dil me Jazbato Kaid nahi ho paye to Apni Love Story bhi Aap Dost logo se share jarur karenge. Phil-hal Abhi mai Aap logo se yahi kahunga kee Ab humko……
        Tute huye khawabon ke judne ki Aas kya rakhna.
        Palkon ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna.
        Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum.
        Ki apni udasi se kisi apne ko udas kya rakhna.

        ~~JAY~~

    3. Rashii says:

      Sahi kaha jay dear aapne kubsurat cheej dekhne se insan khud khubsurat ho jata hain, per hum to khubsurat hain hi nhi to ap hume apni tasveer bhej dijiye taki hum bhi khubsurat ban jaye

      1. Jay says:

        Rashii dear rahne dijiye phir se jhuthi tareef karne ko, Agar hum sundar hote to ab tak bina gf ke aur Kuware bhi nahi rahtey……buhuhuhuhu
        Apni Photo nahi deni hai mat dijiye, par jhuthi tareef to mat kijiye.

        1. Admin says:

          abe vo vakiye hi chikali hai hehehehe jab tez hawa chalti hai to apne pairo se rassi bandh ke khud ko kisi ped se band leti hai

          koi puche itna hi tere ko darr hai to ghar se nikli hi kyu thhi hehehehhe

    1. Jay says:

      ARUSH bro. Aap ki Baat sahi hai humlogo ki yad kaise ayegi ?? yaad to sirf unki Aati hai jinhe hm bhul jaya krte hai…..
      Jaisa ki hum logo ko aap etane dino se bhule huwe thhe. Khir koi baat nahi yaad to aa gayi…..Nahi to kuch dost to hum logo ko ekdam se hi bhool gaye hai….buhuhu

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