Tharki Doctor, Aur Lele Maje

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Shahar Mein Ek Bada Hi Sayana Doctor Thha, Har Tarha Ki Beemari Ka Ilaj Kar Leta Hai.

Ek Din Uske Pas Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Si Ladki Apna Checkup Karvane Gayi.

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Doctor Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Gayi.

Doctor Ne Usko Bola Ki Full Checkup Karna Hai Pure Kapde Utaro.

Fir Doctor Ne Usko Litaya Aur Usko Smooch (French Kiss) Karne Lag Gaya.

Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Doctor: “Mouth Cancer Check Kar Raha Hun

Fir Doctor Ne Uske Boobs Dabane Aur Muh Mein Lene Shuru Kar Diye.

Ladki Fir Boli: “Ye Kisliye Kar Rahe Ho?

Doctor: “Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye

Fir Doctor Uske Uper Chada Aur Uske Sath Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

Sex Jab Ho Gaya To Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Aapne Kyu Kiya?

Doctor: “AIDS Ka Checkup Karne Ke Liye

Ladki Boli: “Arrey Check Kya Karna Hai, AIDS Ki To Dawayi Lene Aayi Thi

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36 Comments

  1. shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Behtar joke ha Rating:5 of 4
    Shayari for nonveg site's girls:
    Apne Husan par itna guroor na kar, sab do din ki masti hai.
    Tera husan bhi tab tak qaayam hai,
    jab tak Fairness cream sasti hai.

  2. panchhi says:

    hehe gya ab to vo doc

    1. aki says:

      PANCHI g Doctor ko kuch nhi hoga kuki wo to clever hote hai. to usne precaution(c…..m) liya hoga . hehehehehehehe

  3. Vickyssss says:

    Ye to wahi baat ho gai rape karne ke baad ladki ne kaha Mujhe AIDS hai….hehehehehee..

  4. bheem says:

    admin bhai jan kbhee aap ne bhee esa chekp kiya h kya mujhe bta do m kisee ko bolu ga nahe mast h jokes hehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehe karna tha par clinic pe koi ldki hi nahi aayi.. 1 month bad jake pata laga ki bahar sala board hi galat laga hai.

      Yaha Bijli ke pankhe aur coller banaye jaate hai :( pata nahi kis kutte ne mera board hata ke ye laga diya tha

  5. aki says:

    hahahahahahahaha , sala kamina Dr or ladki b chalu nikli sali

  6. Pintu says:

    Wonderful joke

    Mere aansu o me

    Uski tasveer basi hai,

    Lekin voh uski maa ki lodi

    Kisi or k saath fasi hai,

    Lekin dekh lena dosto,

    Ek din us raand ki

    Kabar khodunga,

    Aur usi kabar mai

    Uski bahan ko chodunga.

    1. bheem says:

      yar pinto is baat pr ek jokes mujhe bhee yad aa gya

      na papa ki maarse

      na dosto ki fatkaar se na ladki

      k inkar se

      na chaplo ki bochar se

      pinto sudhrenga to

      sirf raakhi ke tyohar se hehehe

      1. aki says:

        hehehhehe wahhhhhhhh bhem

      2. pankaj says:

        are bheem tu to chaa gaya be……..hehehehe nice joke

  7. Rashii says:

    Aise Doc k sath aisa hi hona chaiye

    admin ji kaise ho ap?

    Dhiraj n bheem bhaiya Love U

    jay dear kaha ho ap?

    Panchi sis ye wala joke bhi samjh aa gaya hehehe

    kaha chupe ho frnds?

  8. heart killer says:

    hahaha

  9. D.G.Lad.i says:

    Ek madam bathroom mese towel lagakar snan honeke bad bahar ayi ,chote bachene uske ball dekhe our pucha ma ye kya hai ,Beta yeh gubbare hai ma bole, phir bacha bole tere gubbare se kamwali ke gubbare bade kaise? ,Ma ne pucha tune kabhi uske gubbare dekhe. baccha bole jab tu kal bazar gayi thi na tab papa uske gubbare me hava bhar rahe the tab.

  10. bheem says:

    rashii di loue you di aap ke cmnt km kyu aate h

  11. Harsh kumar says:

    Bechara

  12. just!!....Dhiraj.... says:

    @rashii di. thank u..

    @pintu bus kar yaar…

    ab uske aane k koi chances nahi lagte..woh uski marji..hosakta hai apharan kar liya ho.

  13. bheem says:

    oye panchhi samer kha gya aaj kl vo dikhae n hee dete khe jay vala polic to nhe legyi

    1. panchhi says:

      are u videsh gaya hai

      1. pankaj says:

        ohhooooo videsh..kaha pe…..nepal yaa bangladesh…..hehe

      2. panchhi says:

        ji pakistan

  14. bheem says:

    aki ji kya baat aaj kl bhut khus lag rhe ho khee koe new gf to nhee mil gye aaj wah wah bhut krte ho hehehe

    1. aki says:

      bheem ji , new to jabhi milegi na jab purani chore , pr purani chorti hi nhi hehehehehe

  15. Rashii says:

    Love u so much dhiraj ji n bheem ji,

    cmt kum hmm wo kya hain na cmt ki dieting kar rahe hain

  16. Pandit says:

    Hahahahaha! Are ye to wohi baat ho gayi jab Bheem bhai 1 ladki ka rape kar raha tha or ladki boli – bhaiya plz condom to laga lo!:-P

  17. Heartbeat says:

    Hey admin bhai uske b.f. Ka naam sameer hai ha ha ha

  18. bheem says:

    yaar pankaj rashii mere didi jese yaar or tu kya bol rha b admin tu b

    1. pankaj says:

      ohhhoooooooooo sorrryyyyyyy yaaar, hame ye gd news abhi mili hai….hehe

  19. bheem says:

    admin yar mujhe bhut dukh huaa ki aap logo ne bhen jese riste ko gale yar tu meirei cmnt nhe pdta kya jb bhee m rashii di ko cmnt krta hu to naam ke pichhe didi lgata hu tum se yei oumid nhe thee va dost achhi dostee nibhai

    1. pankaj says:

      abe bheem sorry bola na…….ab ro mat chal…….yaar mne tere rashi ko diye commnt kabhi dhyaan se nahi pade….aur jo 1-2 pade bhi wo samjh nahi aaye…..isliye mujhe pata nahi tha……chal ab kkhush ho ja…..raksha bandhan per rashi ne party de hai tere liye nvj per…….hehehe lekin gift lana mat bhuliyo….apni sis ke liye…hehe

  20. panchhi says:

    pankaj pyare wo wo mat kr mene sbko bta diya na k tm wo ho to ye sb milkr tmhara wo krdenge ….hehehe

  21. pankaj says:

    hahaha pyari panchhi … in sab ki baat chodo…tumhe agr wo karna ho to m tyyaar hu..naha dho ke…hehehehehe…aur m wo nahi hu …..chahe to try kar lo…hahahahahaha

  22. panchhi says:

    :( :(( tmse aese cment ki umid nhi thi muje gande :,(

  23. pankaj says:

    oye mery sweetu panchhi , naraaz ho gayi mujhse….m to mazzak kar raha tha…chal ab maan ja na…..nahi to dekh le m sab kuch chor ke ahmdabad aa jaaunga hehehe…

  24. Ashok yadav says:

    Docter ke lund pe kide lage

  25. NITIN says:

    AUR USKI BAHEN NAHI HUI TO BHOOT BANKE USKE PURE KHANDAN KO CHODENGE

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