Tharki Ladki Ki Tharki Kavita

The Joke "Tharki Ladki Ki Tharki Kavita" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and viewed 40,878 times.

Yun Honton Say Hont Mila Lena
Phir Hath Boobs Pe Phira Dena

Phir Choot Ka Pani Nikal Dena
Kuch Apne Lun To Dikha Dena

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Kuch Mari Choot Ko Dekh Lena
Kuch Choot Ko Bhee Chat Lena

Kuch Apni Pyaas Bujha Lena
Kuch Hamari Pyaas Bhada Dena

Thoda Choot Main Lun Dala Dena
Aur Choot Main Khoob Ghuma Dena

Phir Main Lun Pay Bathoon Gee
Aur Khoob Chudai Kawaoon Gee

Aur Apni Pyaas Bujhaoon Gee
Aur Tumhari Pyaas Bharu Gee

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54 Comments

  1. dhakad chhora says:

    kitni pyas bhari poem thi

  2. dhakad chhora says:

    lun se chhu lo tum meri ch.. amar kar do

  3. ARUN says:

    JISKE LAND KA PANI LETI HAI USI KI PYAS BADANE KI BAAT KARTI HAI SAALI DU LAND GUMA KE.

  4. Rosy says:

    Chhee., hw dirty!

    1. dhakad chhora says:

      hello rosy

    2. UR LOVE says:

      too awesome…

      feelin to fuck up sum1 jst nw…

    3. SAHIL says:

      thik keh rahi ho.kasam se bahut hi dirty thi

    4. parth says:

      ok to tuje kesa pasand he?

  5. ashok says:

    lawda khada kar deya

  6. DHIRAJ says:

    Rosy its really dirty…by the way rose ki haal chaal hai….?.

  7. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    ADMIN MARI KAVITA POST KARNE KA THANKS CRADIT TO DA DO

    1. admin says:

      Bhai logo Ye kavita munnu urf priya ne send ki thhi, dekh lo kitna paani tapkata hai iske muh aur ch00t se gande kamo ke liye

    2. sunny says:

      maat sayri h munni lu.nd khada ho gaya h….ab is bechre ko tumhari chu00d hi saant ker sakti h….munni mera lu.nd tumhri chu00d ae dosti karna chata h…yaar kara do dosti

    3. manish says:

      thats the real fact of life…………

    4. UR LOVE says:

      u seem to b vry sexy n xperiencd 1..

      to post such a sensual n appealin poem…

    5. UR LOVE says:

      Munni urf priya…

      lagta hain tum bhi is poem ki pyaasi chut ki tarah ho…

      maine teri pyaas buja deta hoon…

  8. yukti says:

    ashok ka yehi haaal hona hai

    1. sunny says:

      yukti tum hum ladko ka dard nahi samj sakti….ashok ne sach bola usse sababsi do ..

  9. ravi-2 says:

    Rosy bas yahi dirty laga. is site par accha kya laga tumko ? ye tumne kabhi nahi bataya. nonvegjokes site me to sab dirty hi hota hai. tumko ye sab pata hai. phir is site par kya bhajan kirtan sun ne padhne aati ho ?

  10. Rosy says:

    Helo DHAKAD CHORA. M fine dhiraj. Tussi dasso!

  11. DHIRAJ says:

    Rosy m jhakass n bindass..thanx rose…be happy n always rosy-2.

  12. Rosy says:

    @ravi2, ye exces dirty laga.

    1. sunny says:

      hi rosy

  13. Vickyssss says:

    Gr8 hai ji..

  14. Rukhsana says:

    Meri Choot se to har roz ek glass tak paani nikal jata hai. Hai koi aap logo me se usko peene wala….

    Lekin Main apne Admin Sir ko to apne doodh me apni choot ka paani mix karke pesh karungi…

    1. admin says:

      Ruksana Ji, doc says doodh is good for health.. to sirf doosh hi ane do na mix kyu karti ho. vese bhi aajkal pure doodh kaha milta hai

    2. Kishg says:

      Ruksana jan dam hai to kholo agar dalwana hai to bolo.sah lo mera to jindgi g lenge.tumari chut ka pani bi pi lenge

    3. akram says:

      @ rukhsana sahi kaha

  15. sona says:

    DHIRAJ hum tum try kare

    1. harsh says:

      mera lele

  16. kaminey says:

    RUKSANA tera RAVI kaha hai yar ab tak lund ko tel hi pila ra hai kya wo piyega na tera pani dud mut or sab..

    JMC

  17. sapna says:

    Rukhsana ji visper use karo karo pani thoda kam ho jata hai

    1. bajigar says:

      Sapnaji ye mc period kya hota hai.

      us time mai bhi wisper lagate hai.

    2. bhanu says:

      roj roj whisper use karegi to budget over ho jayega

  18. Aadi says:

    Koi chut bhi hai yahaan ya fir sirf land khada hain yahan per

  19. DADDY says:

    kya joke mara hai vo pal yaad dila diya jab mene last time pyaas bhujai thi ROSY ki

  20. Akshay says:

    ekdam mast kavita hai…..

  21. lover ofvertic allip says:

    sahi poem thi har ladki ki yahi kahani hai jo khawabo main jiti hain par itni advance nahi hoti ki bol sake kisi ladke se ki i want to frndship with u frankly

  22. Rosy says:

    @daddy, aisi teri nasib kaha?

  23. yukti says:

    ashok ko sabasi du to

    tumhe kya du ?

    1. sunny says:

      mujhe kuch nahi chahiye bas tum nangi hoke dance dika dena aur mere soch se jayda kush ho to duad bhi pila dena waise bhi aajjal patla hote ja raha hu

  24. dhakad chhora says:

    hello rosy kahan ho

  25. Rosy says:

    @dhakad chora, yahi hun jee

    1. Vickyssss says:

      Namaste rosy ji

  26. deewana says:

    abe bakwas poem thi yeh,

  27. Rosy says:

    @vicky, namaste jee. Hru?

    1. Friend says:

      Kya rosy sare non veg mai tum hi tum chhai ho male ho kar female ka naam rakhte ho ladki banne ka sauk hai to ma bap se kaho ki male kyu banaya lakin tu chinta mat kar tari ladki tu ban sakta hai tu choot ke sthan pe gand marvaya kar agar tu real mai ladki hai to koi sikayat nahi lakin itna ganda mat bol ladkio ko sobha nahi deta

      1. Rosy says:

        @friend or enemy, main ladki hu ya ladka, usse tuje kya? Who r u? M nt answerabl 2u..

  28. Vickyssss says:

    Rosy ji Assi to fine hai..aap kya haal chaal hai….

  29. Jai says:

    Are Yaar Ise Fark Nahi Padta Kyuki Iska Pani Bad Gaya Hai Isiliye To Ye Lasb.Bani Hai Vaise Pad To Har Ghante Change Karna Padta Hoga Priya Ko Hai Na

  30. mansi says:

    MAST SHAYARI HAI….DIL KO CHU GAYI

  31. tapi says:

    मस्त शायरी है … ऐसा लगा जैसे की मेरे ही सामने बैठी है… और बस…..

  32. sunil says:

    hi,rosy kya haal chal.

  33. santosh says:

    rosy…………….

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