Tharkipan Ki Hadd

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3 Girls Apni Wishes Bata Rhi Thi

1st: “Mere 2 Husband Ho Jo Sari Raat Mujhe Chode

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2nd: “Mere 4 Husband Ho Jo Din Raat Ki Shift Lagaaye Aur 24 Ghante Mujhe Chode

3rd: Mera Ek Hi Pati Ho, Uska Chota Sa Lund Ho

Us Se Mera 1 Beta Ho, Jo Badaa Hokar Yuvraj Bane..

Worldcup Ka Final Ho, Last Ball Par 2 Runs Ki Zarurat Ho Aur

Vo Out Ho Jaye, Aur Fir 110 Crore Log Kahe

Maa Chod Do Saale Ki

Aur Mai Pitch Par Jaakar Let Jau Aur Bolu

Mai Hu Iski Maa

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87 Comments

  1. yukti says:

    aise thodi ladkiya chahati hai

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Ladkiya kese chahati hai give me reply.

      1. Jaat says:

        Ladkiya land chahti hai

        1. admin says:

          Thanks Jaat batane ke liye hume to pata hi nahi thha

    2. sam no .1 says:

      to kaisa chati hai ladki yukti ….. plz give me ans

    3. JK says:

      u r a Joonti No.1

    4. sunny says:

      yukti 34%ladkiya aisa hi chahti h…ki usko puri india ya puri duniya chode…..

      1. gurmukh says:

        Gays ko kaise choda jai.ye koinahi bta rha

    5. Sameer Gaur says:

      yukti , tum kya chahti ho??

    6. akkhi says:

      Tokya chati hai?

  2. Punit mumbai says:

    Nice joke kya future planing hai.

  3. DHIRAJ says:

    Jisne bhi joke banaya hai gazab ka dimag lagaya..dimagi point of view se is joke ko 9/10 milte hain…are yuvraaj har match ko jitate-2 har jaye to uski maa to kahegi wah bhagwan mujhe aise 4-5 bete aur dede mera to beda par ho jaega…mene bhi kya dimag lagaya hai.

  4. akshay says:

    Seriously

    Joke to mast he bhai

    Waise ladkiyo ki chut me jitna marzi chot maro

    Chut se yahi awaaz aayegi

    give me more

    chodo me more

    1. mansi says:

      u r right.

      1. sintu says:

        tujhe bhi chudhwana hai kya mansi

      2. Rohan says:

        mansi r u still virgin

      3. robin royal says:

        mansi i m sure that u r not a girl.

        1. mansi says:

          me ladki hi hu……debonair padti rahti hu…….thoda sa jyada bindass hu

      4. anand says:

        mansi kya right,, more and more, u also want more..

        1. mansi says:

          koi ladki bolegi nahi……..par dil se sabhi jyada-se-jyada chudna chahti hain

          1. sandy says:

            YE baat to sahi hai KI Ladkiya nahi kahti ki chodo par ek mard ko samajh jana chahiye ki use kya chahiye o ha mujhe lagtahai tumhe bi kuch chahiye dekha may samajh gaya ab chupchap aa jana

  5. Pratap Singh says:

    Jitni Ladkiya Abhi Is Par Comment's Karegi Wo Bhi Yahi Sochegi Ki Unke Sath Bhi Yahi Ho…………….

  6. Sameer Gaur says:

    AA JA MAI CHOD DU TUJHE??

  7. ravi says:

    wah admin maja aa gaya bahut dino bad itna madar chod joke pada good..

  8. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gr8 joke! salute to the creative mind.

    1. anand says:

      Deepti mujhe bhi ek bar salut kar lo mai bhi tumhari biradari ka hun…

  9. raja says:

    maza aa gaya

  10. mansi says:

    kya mast joke hai…..3rd wale ka address yahan yadi dal jaye to dekhna chodne walon ki line kashmir se kanya-kumari tak lag jayegi.

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Pehla number mera hoga Qki mene rupa fruntline underwear aur baniyan pahni hai.

    2. love says:

      apna hi address dedo

    3. love says:

      apna hi address dedo main ajauga to line ki jrurt hi nhi pdegi

  11. mansi says:

    waise b kahte h "khaini aur chut ko jitna ragado ye utna hi jyada maza deti h"…….. hehehehe

    1. UR LOVE says:

      mansi mere paas aa….

      meri teri chut ko apni lund se aise ragdoonga…

      ki pura pani chod degi…

      1. mansi says:

        dear loog kua ke pass jakar pyas bujhate hain…….kua khud chalkar nahi aata……samjhe

        1. UR LOVE says:

          @mansi…

          babe giv me ur address….

          mujhe bahut pyaas lag rahi hain….

          n tere jaisa kua hi shayad meri pyaas buja sakta hain…

    2. sunny says:

      mansi aap ka comm.bhi tik h per real dylog a h
      ganna aur boobs ko jitna maslo utna ras aur maja deti h
      ..ise chankya ne kaha h…

    3. anand says:

      MANSI, chut ko kaise ragarte hain :(…

      1. mansi says:

        yeh to ladko ko behtar malum hona chahiya……ladkiyon ko kaise bhee ragdo …bus maza aana chahiya.

        1. anand says:

          Mansi, wow u r really more sexy girl…

        2. UR LOVE says:

          @mansi….

          mujhe acche se pata hain ki chut ko kaise ragadte hain….

          n i giv u a option kaise ragadvana chahogi….

          lund se ya hath se…

  12. sunny says:

    yuvraj ki ma ko maine chodunga…

    1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

      Hiiiii frndzzzz…,,,, I loved da way u all commented….very sexxxyyy…!!!!!!!

      m also a sex person……….

      1. UR LOVE says:

        @Aaliya….

        cum to me….

        u'll enjoy having sex with me…

  13. john says:

    wow kya wish hai teesri wali ki

  14. Vickyssss says:

    Had kar di….

  15. sam says:

    जुम्मन पियक्कड़ था। एक शाम उसने अपनी पत्नी के लिए समोसे ख़रीदे और घर की ओर चल पड़ा। रास्ते में उसका दोस्त बदरू मिल गया। दोनों यारों ने खूब दारू पी और पीते-पीते रात हो गई।

    रात को जुम्मन नशे में धुत्त हो कर अपने घर के पास पहुँचा, वहाँ एक गधी खड़ी थी। उसने गधी की पूँछ देख कर कहा, "अरे सलमा, बहन की लौड़ी, तू तो जूड़ा बांधती थी, आज चोटी बांध ली, सेक्सी लग रही है, ये देख जानू मैं तेरे लिए समोसे लाया हूँ, खा ले?"

    यह कहकर जुम्मन समोसों को एक-एक कर गधी की गाँड़ में डालने लगा। गधी बिचक गई, और उसने ज़ोर से पाद मारी। POOOOONNNN. जुम्मन का नशा हिरण हो गया और उसने कहा, "अरी लौड़े की पैदाइश, चूत की आज़माइश, समोसे शाम को ख़रीदे थे, इतने गर्म थोड़े ही हैं, जो तू फूँक मार रही है"।

    1. Neeraj says:

      Good 1 my friend

  16. jayesh says:

    Hey Mansi,wru, how are u dear

    1. mansi says:

      jayesh….i am fine n how r u?

      1. Rohan says:

        mansi kya tum ek bar b chudi ho kya

  17. robin royal says:

    aise joke padhkar mood fresh hojata hai

  18. sam no .1 says:

    rosy i love u tum kaha ho ……..

  19. Vikas says:

    Mast joke hai

  20. Aaditya says:

    Ladkiya kabhi itni neeche gir nahi sakti

  21. Aaditya says:

    Mansi aise nehi bolte chi chi…

  22. SUNITA says:

    4th: mujhe aisa husband chahiye jo ki lund ko mere paas hi chor de aur mujhe talak de de…

    1. anand says:

      SUNITA to part time sex karo ji……

    2. Punit mumbai says:

      Sunita darling kyo kisi ki life barbaad karna chahati ho. Tere ko toh gajar,muli,kakdi,candle,dildo kuch bhi chalega.

    3. gurmukh says:

      Fir to artificial le lo

  23. Vickyssss says:

    sunita ji aap ek DILDO kyo ni le leti

    1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

      hiiii vickysssss..,,,,wats this dildo means.?????

      mai sex k baare mei itna jaida bhi nahi jaanti hu naa..,,,kisi k saath kiya jo nahi hai…!!!!!!

      but i love people who love doing s_x…!!!!!!!!!!

      1. UR LOVE says:

        @Aaliya

        Dildo means artificial lund…

        par agar tujhe sex karne ka mann ho to mujhe bol….

  24. chintoo says:

    wahhhh kyaaa joke hai

  25. ADITI says:

    sex is the key to success so do sex

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Aditi darling i want also sex with u.

  26. ravi-2 says:

    joke banane wala ye bhool gaya ki 110 Crore me saare aadmi nahi honge. aadhi to aurate bhi hongi. kya aurato se bhi chudwayegi wo ? aur jo aadhe aadmi honge unme bhi to aadhe bachhe honge.

    1. ananya says:

      dear ravi… world cup keval indian nhi poori duniya dekhti hai… aur uss poori duniya me 110 chodu to honge hi…
      agar dimaag nhi hai to lagaate hi kyu ho…

  27. Mohit says:

    Rosy, Mansi, Palak, Simran, Sunita, aur sabhi mast girls agar tum mere lund ko muh me lena nahi chahti to apni maa ko mere pass bhej do, aur mai tumhari maa ko yuvraj ki maa se bhi jyada chodkar khush kar dunga.

  28. remo says:

    sunita tum ek kaam karo apna no de do tumhe rooj alag alag lund mil jayenge full time ke liye.

  29. akash says:

    mansi 1 bar apna address de do taki mai bhi apni pyas bujha lu!!!

  30. Rohan says:

    mansi tum kha rehti ho me aa rha hu

    1. mansi says:

      ROHN ME JAIPUR RAHTE HU …TUM KAHAN SE BELONG KARTE HO?

      1. Punit mumbai says:

        Mansi mai mumbai me rahta hu. Par proper rajsthan(udaipur) se hu. Mansi we are both rajsthani means marwadi.

      2. ranbeer says:

        mansi ,main jaipur mein hi rhta hu

        tu mujse chud wale ,main tujhe acche se mazza dunga,

  31. love says:

    mast joke hai….too gud

  32. Punit mumbai says:

    Chudo,chudao,chudne do,hamko aage dalne do.

  33. RANIGANJ KA RANDWA says:

    MANSI dallo kahi tum to nai ho na uv ki maa

  34. anna says:

    he mansi tum abhi tak kitani bar chudwa chuki ho batao na tumhe yad bhi hai ke nahi

  35. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiiiiiii yaaar..,,, why dont you post my chat here…….i also want to be a part of this sexy sight…plzz add me plzz..plzz..plzzz…plzz…!!!!!!!!!

    1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

      hiii admin plzz sweetheart plzz add me..,,or tell me da ways by which I cn also join this sight……plzzz m beging u darling plzz…..

  36. Vickyssss says:

    @ aaliya dildo means artificial lund hota hai..jise ap apni mai or yuvraj ki maa ki chut me daal dena or fir btana dildo kesa hai

  37. Shinjini (Riah) says:

    Wats dis DILDO?

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Du kya

  38. Vickyssss says:

    shinjini r u male or female

  39. sona says:

    yukti jaan i miss u

  40. DHIRAJ says:

    god ne lund choot bana k duniya mein tabahi macha di…lund ne choot k liye lakho ka khoon kiya..choot ne choot dilwane k liye lakho lund ko ladaya means marwaya pitwaya…So plz cntrl this agni bole to agnipariksha.

  41. DHIRAJ says:

    Admin kyon jaat ka majak uda rahe ho usne kai mahino se is site par research kiya hai tab use pata chala is site par ane wali ladkiya land chahti hain..haan kai chahti hai but saaf-2 kah nahi pati.

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