Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?

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Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
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Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.

Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar

Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bh*sdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega

Hindi Version

संता रोज़ बीवी को सेक्स के वक़्त बोलता था.

संता: “और टाइट कर – और टाइट कर, अच्छे से टाइट कर”

बीवी तंग आकर एक दिन गुस्से से बोली: “भोंसड़ी के बाहर जा के गन्ने के जूस की मशीन मैं डाल ले, टाइट भी पूरा होगा और जूस भी ज्यादा निकलेगा“

SMS / One Liner Version

Snta Roz Wife Ko Sex K Wqt Kehta- Or Tight Kr - 2, Achhe Se Tight Kar. Wife 1 Din Gusse Se Boli- Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa K Ganne K Juice Ki Machine Me Dal Le.

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Comments

26 Comments

  1. sonu says:

    ye lo naya joke –

    Biwi ko shaadi ke
    bahot saal baad pata
    chala ki uska pati chakka
    hai aur wo use plastic ke
    lund se chodta tha

    patni gusse se-
    tum ne itni badi baat
    muzse chupa ke rakhi

    pati-jane do na darling
    q baat bada rahi.
    itne saalo me mene
    tumse kabhi pucha k
    pinki aur pappu
    plastic k lund se kaise
    paida huye…

    1. Anuj says:

      chiiiiiiiiiii kitna purana joke sunaya hai be sonu….
      tu ise naya bol rha hai?????

      1. deepak says:

        hahahahahahahaha…
        Anuj bro. Is me sonu ki koi galti nh h..us ne ye joke pahle kabhi nh suna to us k liya naya hua na…
        @ sonu tumhare liye mushkil hoga…yaha pr kuch naya suna pana…coz 1 chota sa hisab laga ki..
        Yaha pr roz 2 ya 3 joke pbls hote h…N…us hisab se agar pichle 4 year ka hisab b lagya jaay to totel 3000 joke a chuke h yaha pr…ab tu soch le tuje kitne yaad h….

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        use yaad bhi hoga to kya ghanta ukhad lega…? Kuchh logo ki type thodi ajeeb hoti hai…shaadi me khub chhak ke free ka khana khayenge..aur jab pet kharab hoga to khane pe hi dosh niklaenge…..BTW hehehehehe….

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Joke acchha hai

    3. Lalitmangla says:

      Good

  2. sonu says:

    1 ladke Ne
    Mariage Bureau Pe
    Phone Kia :
    MERE DONO HATH OR
    PAAV NAHI HAi,
    KYA MERI SHADI
    HO SAKTI HAI..?

    Lady-Apka ‘WO’ To
    Hai na?

    Ladka – Usi se to
    DIAL KIYA HAI..

    1. Admin says:

      Ye jo tune apni taraf se 2 naye joke dale hai na… dhudn le idhar hi publish hai 1 saal se pahle ke..

      Aur fon karne ki jagha ladke dorr bell bjayi thi aur.. samajh aaye to thik nahi to pogo dekh

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        hehehe…ye bhi BTW nikla admin bro…sath me CLBJ wala bhi…

        1. Admin says:

          hehehehehe sahi kaha re :p

      2. sonu says:

        yaar admin,
        Tumhe mirchi kyu lag
        Rahi hai, me aisa nahi
        Kah raha k tum hamesa
        Purane joke dete ho,
        Boht achche b aate hai,

        1. Admin says:

          Sonu Ji… mere ko mirchi lagti hai batata hun kyu

          Mene socha tha ki roj ka 1 joke dalu ya shayad hafte mein 1 vo b achha sa

          par fir dil ne kaha ki yar itne log hai apdne wale kisi ko to jokes ache lagenge hi.. main mehnat karta hun edit karta hun

          aur idhar ke mere users hai unko comments karne ki adat hai aur agar naya joke na aaye to purane joke mein unko comment karne mein dikkat hogi

          So dear main ek cheez ka nahi bahut cheezo ka sochta hun

          aur tumhe kya lagta hai ki kisi aur ke dil mein tumhari tarha baat nahi aati hogi, jarur aati hogi ki purane jokes hai khas kar ek Ludn ke tope DELETED ko to jarur aati hogi

          par us shaksh ne aaj tak mujhe esa nahi kaha, hamesha tarif ki hai…

          So dear main jo bhi de raha hun jaise b de raha hun apni taraf se acha de raha hun, par hamesha har kisi ki ummed pe khara nahi utar sakta..

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Samjh hi nhi aaya……..

    1. deepak says:

      dear.. lagta h ap ne ganne ka juice nikalne wali machine nh dekhi…us me ganne ko baar baar dala jata h or machine ko tight kiya jata h last tk ganna puri tarah nichod liya jata h..
      .

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        thanx for clear BRO…

  4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant girlfriend…???
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    ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks ,’Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota..’
    :-x:-):-);-DB-)

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Nilesh Maurya from varanasi..right?

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Yes,
        but
        hum fb par nilesh name se nhi hai..

  5. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin bro..nirmal baba ki burai karni hai to mere pas ek mast sa idea hai…..

    Remember bro..maine baba sexidas pe joke likha tha…jise tumne climax change karke daala tha….use hu bahu nirmal baba ke naam se post kar do….badi bhari beijjati ho jayegi….waise bi mujhe aaj yaad aaya…use post to hona hi chahiye…

    1. Admin says:

      hmm konsa bhai. yad karva ese mere ko yad nahi aa raha :'(

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  7. Hps says:

    9ìc

  8. manish kumar says:

    Santa Apni Biwi se: 1 glass Doodh dena.
    Biwi BRA upar kar k romantic mood se: Muh laga kar peelo.
    Satna:Achha hua Behanchod, tuj s PAANI nhi manga..

  9. Raghunath says:

    nice joke bechara tght ki soch rakhane wala pati sayad hi dubara tight ka naam le

  10. shokat says:

    good jok

  11. Prakriti says:

    Bechara santa

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