Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?

The Joke "Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Santa Banta Jokes, and viewed 1,806,682 times.
Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
-----Read Full Joke After The Ads-----

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.

Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar

Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bh*sdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega

Hindi Version

संता रोज़ बीवी को सेक्स के वक़्त बोलता था.

संता: “और टाइट कर – और टाइट कर, अच्छे से टाइट कर”

बीवी तंग आकर एक दिन गुस्से से बोली: “भोंसड़ी के बाहर जा के गन्ने के जूस की मशीन मैं डाल ले, टाइट भी पूरा होगा और जूस भी ज्यादा निकलेगा“

SMS / One Liner Version

Snta Roz Wife Ko Sex K Wqt Kehta- Or Tight Kr - 2, Achhe Se Tight Kar. Wife 1 Din Gusse Se Boli- Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa K Ganne K Juice Ki Machine Me Dal Le.

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
Share It

 Get Non Veg Jokes In Email Daily

Funny Veg Jokes

  • Parivaar Ki Shanti Ka Mantar - Kya Aap Bhi Apne Parivaar Mein Shanti Cahhte Hai? To Aaj Hi Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Bataye Is Mantar Ka Upyog Kare Aur Dekhe Kaise Farak Padta Hai Pahle Din Se
  • How’s The Situation? - Never Ask Any Critical Things On Phone. A Wrong Number Can Ruin Your Day. If You Don't Believe Then Read What Happened With This Poor Guy.
  • The Importance Of Number 4 In Indians Life - Aaj Baba Saxidas Ji Aap Logo Ko Bateyenge Ki 4 Number Ki Indian Logo Ki Life Mein Kya Valye Hai. Padiyega Jarur Kyunki Baba Ji Ki Bat Hamesha Perfect Hoti Hai.
  • Jinn Ka Bachha - Apne Santa Ka To Aapko Pata Hi Hai Ki Kaisa Hai, Koi Na Koi Harkat Karta Rahta Hai, Is Bar Mela Dekhne Gaya Aur Udhar Bhi Ek Karnama Kar Dala. Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Double Meaning Song - Kuch Gaane Aise Hote Hai Jo Alag Logo Ke Liye Alag Meaning Rakhte Hai. Lekin Inme Se Kuch Meaning Ghar Ki Sukh Shanti Bhang Bhi Kar Sakta De. Dekhiye Example.
  • Ajeeb Questions - Kayi Bar Log Humse Ese Questions Puchte Hai Ji Se Dil Karta Hai Ki Yahi Jaan Dede Ya Uski Lele. Esa Hi Ek Hadsa Mere Aur Chemist Ke Bich Hua.
  • Special Marriage Training - Do You Want To Marry? If Yes Then You Must Undergo A Special Training For A Better Life. Married Guy Can Also Use This Training For A Peaceful Life, Read It Here
  • World’s Shortest Horror Story - Horror Stories Are Not Only Meant For Movies Sometimes It Can Be Happen In Real Life Too, Like This One
  • Sachhi Dosti Aur Whisky Ka Peg - Banta Ki Tabiyat Bahaut Kharab Thi. Wo ICU Mein Bed Pe Leta Marne Wala Tha. Usne Santa Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Ek Bag Dete Hue Bade Pyar Se Bola.
  • Weight Conscious Vs Hunger - Aaj Ke Zamane Mein Har Koi Weight Conscious Hai, Chahe Wo Ameer Ho Ya Gareeb, Nahi Yakeen To Is Joke Ko Pad Ke Khud Jan Jaaiye

Comments

26 Comments

  1. sonu says:

    ye lo naya joke –

    Biwi ko shaadi ke
    bahot saal baad pata
    chala ki uska pati chakka
    hai aur wo use plastic ke
    lund se chodta tha

    patni gusse se-
    tum ne itni badi baat
    muzse chupa ke rakhi

    pati-jane do na darling
    q baat bada rahi.
    itne saalo me mene
    tumse kabhi pucha k
    pinki aur pappu
    plastic k lund se kaise
    paida huye…

    1. Anuj says:

      chiiiiiiiiiii kitna purana joke sunaya hai be sonu….
      tu ise naya bol rha hai?????

      1. deepak says:

        hahahahahahahaha…
        Anuj bro. Is me sonu ki koi galti nh h..us ne ye joke pahle kabhi nh suna to us k liya naya hua na…
        @ sonu tumhare liye mushkil hoga…yaha pr kuch naya suna pana…coz 1 chota sa hisab laga ki..
        Yaha pr roz 2 ya 3 joke pbls hote h…N…us hisab se agar pichle 4 year ka hisab b lagya jaay to totel 3000 joke a chuke h yaha pr…ab tu soch le tuje kitne yaad h….

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        use yaad bhi hoga to kya ghanta ukhad lega…? Kuchh logo ki type thodi ajeeb hoti hai…shaadi me khub chhak ke free ka khana khayenge..aur jab pet kharab hoga to khane pe hi dosh niklaenge…..BTW hehehehehe….

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Joke acchha hai

    3. Lalitmangla says:

      Good

  2. sonu says:

    1 ladke Ne
    Mariage Bureau Pe
    Phone Kia :
    MERE DONO HATH OR
    PAAV NAHI HAi,
    KYA MERI SHADI
    HO SAKTI HAI..?

    Lady-Apka ‘WO’ To
    Hai na?

    Ladka – Usi se to
    DIAL KIYA HAI..

    1. Admin says:

      Ye jo tune apni taraf se 2 naye joke dale hai na… dhudn le idhar hi publish hai 1 saal se pahle ke..

      Aur fon karne ki jagha ladke dorr bell bjayi thi aur.. samajh aaye to thik nahi to pogo dekh

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        hehehe…ye bhi BTW nikla admin bro…sath me CLBJ wala bhi…

        1. Admin says:

          hehehehehe sahi kaha re :p

      2. sonu says:

        yaar admin,
        Tumhe mirchi kyu lag
        Rahi hai, me aisa nahi
        Kah raha k tum hamesa
        Purane joke dete ho,
        Boht achche b aate hai,

        1. Admin says:

          Sonu Ji… mere ko mirchi lagti hai batata hun kyu

          Mene socha tha ki roj ka 1 joke dalu ya shayad hafte mein 1 vo b achha sa

          par fir dil ne kaha ki yar itne log hai apdne wale kisi ko to jokes ache lagenge hi.. main mehnat karta hun edit karta hun

          aur idhar ke mere users hai unko comments karne ki adat hai aur agar naya joke na aaye to purane joke mein unko comment karne mein dikkat hogi

          So dear main ek cheez ka nahi bahut cheezo ka sochta hun

          aur tumhe kya lagta hai ki kisi aur ke dil mein tumhari tarha baat nahi aati hogi, jarur aati hogi ki purane jokes hai khas kar ek Ludn ke tope DELETED ko to jarur aati hogi

          par us shaksh ne aaj tak mujhe esa nahi kaha, hamesha tarif ki hai…

          So dear main jo bhi de raha hun jaise b de raha hun apni taraf se acha de raha hun, par hamesha har kisi ki ummed pe khara nahi utar sakta..

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Samjh hi nhi aaya……..

    1. deepak says:

      dear.. lagta h ap ne ganne ka juice nikalne wali machine nh dekhi…us me ganne ko baar baar dala jata h or machine ko tight kiya jata h last tk ganna puri tarah nichod liya jata h..
      .

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        thanx for clear BRO…

  4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant girlfriend…???
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks ,’Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota..’
    :-x:-):-);-DB-)

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Nilesh Maurya from varanasi..right?

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Yes,
        but
        hum fb par nilesh name se nhi hai..

  5. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin bro..nirmal baba ki burai karni hai to mere pas ek mast sa idea hai…..

    Remember bro..maine baba sexidas pe joke likha tha…jise tumne climax change karke daala tha….use hu bahu nirmal baba ke naam se post kar do….badi bhari beijjati ho jayegi….waise bi mujhe aaj yaad aaya…use post to hona hi chahiye…

    1. Admin says:

      hmm konsa bhai. yad karva ese mere ko yad nahi aa raha :'(

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  7. Hps says:

    9ìc

  8. manish kumar says:

    Santa Apni Biwi se: 1 glass Doodh dena.
    Biwi BRA upar kar k romantic mood se: Muh laga kar peelo.
    Satna:Achha hua Behanchod, tuj s PAANI nhi manga..

  9. Raghunath says:

    nice joke bechara tght ki soch rakhane wala pati sayad hi dubara tight ka naam le

  10. shokat says:

    good jok

  11. Prakriti says:

    Bechara santa

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Top Jokes Of All Time

  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend
    Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: "Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?"...

Top Jokes Of The Month

  • Pyaar Ki Nishani?
    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Taj Mahal Ke Baad Pyaar Ki Konsi Dusri Nishani Hai India Mein? Nahi To Pappu Ki Jubani Sune Aaj
  • Dokhebaaj Dost
    Teen Dost Daru Pee Rahe The Pahla Bola: "Bhai Bullet Se Ladakh Chalenge" Dusra Bola: " Haan Bhai Bilkul Chalenge" Teesra Kuch Sochte Hue Bola...
  • Girlfriend Ne Aakhir Yaad To Kiya
    Ladke Ka Phone Baja Uthaya To Purani Girlefriend Ki Awaj Aayi "Hello Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Ladka Khush Hote Hue: "Janu Itne Dino Baad Kaise Phone Ka...
  • BahiVachan Kise Kahte Hai?
    Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha "Bahuvachan Kise Kahte Hai?" Pappu: "Jab Bahu Apne Sasural Walo Ko Khari Khoti Sunati Hai To Use Bahu-Vacha...
  • Sach Aur Juth Kab Bolo
    Baba Saxidas Ji Farmate Hai Ki Sach Bol Kar Kisi Ka Dil Beshak Tod Do Lekin Juth Bol Kar Kisi Ki Seal Nahi...
  • Kya Wo Baahubali Tha?
    Vo Akela Hi Sabase Loha Le Raha Tha Kyuki Vo Us Aria Ka Ekalauta Kabadi Tha...
  • Maths Question With Logical Twist
    Teacher Asked A Question In Class 'X' Married 'Z' Twice His Age,Left Her & Now Married 'Y' Who Is 1/2 His Age. What'S The Age Of 'X'? Who...
  • What Difference Does A Single H Makes?
    Satish: "Hi Reema" Reema: "Hi Satis" Satish: "Its Not Satis Its Satish It Has An Extra H In It" Reema: "What Difference Does A Single H Makes...
  • Historical Joke By Santa Banta
    Santa Banta In Museum Looking At An Egyptian Mummy Banta: "Look So Many Bandages, Surely An Accident Case." Santa: "Hammmm. Car Number Also Writ...
  • A Perfume Preeto Didn’t Liked
    Santa Bought His Wife Preeto A New Perfume Called "Chloroform" But Preeto Didn't Like It.. She Says: "It Makes Her Sleepy & Also Her Ass ...