Tota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya

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Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Thha.

Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work

Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le Aya

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Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai

Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)

SMS / One Liner Version

1 Parrot Used 2 Say In Morning: Wake Up Sir, U Hv 2 Go 2 Work. Man Got Transferd 2 Punjab. Now Parrot Says: Uth Oye Fu.Di Deya. Aj Bu.Nd Maran Nhi Jana

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51 Comments

  1. pia says:

    i m first sameer

    sab bigad jate hai kya waha ja ke ???

  2. nik says:

    hey i'm the 1st viewer..nice joke admin.

    1. big boss says:

      hi admin kaiso ho nye saal ki dhamaal bhari subhkamnaye nye saal me logo ki aur g…d chu… fado aur user ko hsate rho

      waise mai kafi long time k baad aaj vapas aa purane bande kahan gye jaise jaat, ravi, kaminey sundil, etc ya kamlno ne name change kr liye wase kuch b ho aapka pyar mujhe kheech laya

      aap sabhi logo ko big boss ki taraf se

      happy new year

      ek aur nya dabangg aa gya admin bhai pehle wala kya kam tha kyu admin

  3. Lofar says:

    Wo gandu apna santa hi hoga.

    Panchhi as a Maths Teacher -Lofar tmhare pas 6 Lollipop hai..

    2 Divya ne chus liy,3 Rashii ne,1 sheela ne.

    To tmhare pas kya bacha?

    Lofar "Loda bacha! Wo AAP choos lo ma'm..

  4. raavan says:

    Ye jokes to anshul par fit baithta hai aaja Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi aana kyon anshul sahi kaha na ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  5. Atankwadi says:

    Painchod da tota sala khau ga kise kol

  6. Panchhi says:

    Heheh kamina tota….

  7. dev says:

    Maza nahi aya

  8. Sheela. says:

    Helo jay kese ho mere upr koi jok bna hi rhe the to km se km dhiraj ki jgh kisi or ka na use krte dhiraj to itna akdu h wo to bat b ni krta mujhse….

    _________________________

    hey admin esa tota kha milega mujhe apne frnd jay ko gift krna h…..he he he he he.

    1. Jay says:

      Hi Sheela ji first G.M. Mai aap k upar Dhiraj ke sath esiliye to jokes banaya ke aap aur dhirj me "96" wali doori hai wo "69" me chenged ho jaye……hehehehehe.

      Ab aap dhiraj ko Helo bolkar dekhiye wo Hi Sheela darling bolta hai kee nahi!!

  9. Dhiraj says:

    @atankwadi..jada apni bandook mat dika…bandook mere hawale kar de aur atmsamarpan kar de samjha…nd oye sabhi duniya k banduk dhariyo nd hamlawaro apne apne hathiyar mere hawale kar do nd osama bhai aap bhi apne pillo ko sahi raste pe le aaeye…samjhe nd chod dijie bachpna nahi to mere maha hot shiv baba tum logo ko bhasm kar denge.._________________@Kapil dear mere hotness se koi jalan toh nahi…i luv only colorsi.e yellow orange red blue._________________@jay..i luv ur sxy cmnts.

    1. Wanted says:

      dhiraj aapke paas apna hatiyar nhi hai kya jo aatankwadi se mang rahe ho

      ha ha ha ha

      mera hi jalwa jalwa jalwa jalwa

    2. Jay says:

      @Abey Akdu Dhiraj yaar tumko jab koi "Helo" bolta hai to usko "Hi" to bol diya kar jyada akdu mat bana kar, nahi to marunga bahut aur rone bhi nahi dunga…..hehehehe

    3. Atankwadi says:

      Beta dhiraaaj… Meri banduk ke samne upar wala gaandu tota bi a jae na to uska bi shikar kar de. Fir tum kya chiz ho tumare liye to meri gaand hi kafi ha. Tumahre shiv baba bhul kar iske andar bi chale gaye na uske baad khade ho jae na to ma banduk Aankhe band karke tumari hawale kar dun.

  10. himesh says:

    nice one sir g

  11. Dhiraj says:

    @sheeeeelllla nd pannnnnncccchhhhiiiii……..whos the hottest boy in d nation…thats me..desi dhiraj..hahahahahahaha!!!.

  12. Ratan says:

    Ab kya kareg santa……? Waise b woh USA me ghaand h to marwata tha.. Par thote k pata nahi.. He he hee.

  13. jay u.s.a says:

    good joke.esa lagta hai tote par to pura asar ho gaya kahawat ka " jasa des vesa bes".admin ji, kya india me log subha utth kar gaand marwane jate hai ?

    1. Mausam says:

      kyu jay u.s.a.bhai wahaan USA me kya ghar par hee bulaa lete ho kya kisee ko.

  14. kapil the cute boy says:

    DOSTO agar aap ko mauka mile ki is 31st ko aap ko date pe jane ka to aap inme se kis ke saath jana chahoge…..apni partner chuno…jisko sabse jyada ladke select karenge wo banegi….most demanding girl of the year,….aap chuniye inme se….

    1.divya

    2.PANCHI

    3.SHEELA

    4.ANJALI

    5.SHWETA

    6.PIA

    7.ROSY

    8.RASHI………

    9.PIA

    dosto jaldi chuno………….HURRY UP mauka haath se na jane paye….

    1. Wanted says:

      kya baat hai kapil, yaha pia ka naam do-do baar liya ja raha hai..

    2. rahul says:

      i wiil chose divya

      1. divya says:

        hi rahul tum jaha bologe mai waha chalungi aapke 7 date par ok

    3. DEEPAK says:

      I CHOOSE ANJALI

  15. anjali says:

    hello frndss……

    gd mrng……..

    admin sach me aisa tota hota h kya dear……

  16. Dabang_007 says:

    good joke…. yeh kya hai yaar Punjab mai aate hi sare insaan to insaan sale janvar or panchi bhi gali dena shikh lete hai…@sheela ji kaise ho? sheela ji kahi bhi jana par punjab na jana…ok TC.

  17. anjali says:

    hyeeee…… admin tum mera real name ni jannaa chahoge dear…..

  18. Sheela. says:

    Hey gud moning frnds admin,dabang,jay, dhiraj,ratan,rashi, sbko meri or se happy new year 1din phle isliye wish kr rhi hu qki mai new year manane apne b.frnd k sath 2 din k liye khi ghumne ja rhi hu so ap sbhi frnds ko happy new yer hey admin tum mujhse bat ni krte ho plz mujhe bhulna mt n ap sb bhi mujhe mt bhulna frnds.

  19. anjali says:

    hyeeeee Ravaannnnnn……..Maharaj

    hw r u?????????

  20. Mausam says:

    Hahahahahhaha achchha hai yaar

    Admin bhai ek movie arahii hai na "Yamla Pagla Deewana"Usme bhi to kuchh aisa hi hai.

    Apne desh ka culture hi kuchh aisa hai.aur wo bhi Panjab ka hahahhaha

    nice one.

  21. Anshul says:

    hii all friends (admin sir,kapil,manish,divya,panchhi,rashii,jay,shweta,imran,anuj,arush,aman,mausam,and all) good morning and i love u yaaro,

    or saale ravan teri kasam mai kabhi yaar india to pura ghuma nahi or U.S.A kaise jaaunga. par tu jarur gaya hai. or yaar tera to kutta kaat gaya hai to tuje to gaand marwani padti hogi, to yaar ye jokes tere par fit rahega. samja bhootni ke ,he he he or saale ek baat bata jab tu hasta hai to kapil bhai tere peeche hote hai kya jo teri gaand maarte hai or tu haste -2 chikhne lagta hai . saale mat marwaya kar, baki teri iccha ja bhosdi ke marwale marwale. he he he

  22. Dhiraj says:

    …please dis shayaris is 4 mature readers..koi hot mat hona pad kar…..chutiyon ne shadi ki aur goli barsai…..gand**ne chipp kar ki aur khoob marwayi…..randiyo ne bhi khule aam marvai aur ki khoob kamayi….lesbios ne bhi khoob dabwai….chhakko ne taliya kyo bajai…kyon nahi ki engineer ki padhai…..par meri shaadi kyon rukwai…mere aadhe umra walo ki karwai…..ITS true shayari….indias reality..

  23. Dinesh says:

    Nice jok.:-) hi friends.

  24. Anshul says:

    yaar ravan lagta hai mere comments kuch logo ko accha nahi lag rah hai . to mai aaj se tujpar ya kisi or par comments nahi kahunga. or yaaro sorry lagta hai aap logo ko accha nahi laga so muje maaf kar dene .plzz aaj ke baad koi comments anshul ki taraf se nahi aayega kisi ke liye bhi nahi.

  25. Rukhsana says:

    Yeh Tota to universal hai. Koi bhi language bol sakta hai. Wow………

  26. Rashii says:

    Joke ………………………………………………..hahahahaha

  27. Rashii says:

    Hi Mausam ji hru? Thanx mausam ji mere liye itni achi shyari likhne k liye, per is k bdle main apko kh nhi suna skti kash main b apki tarah itni achi shyari likh pati, per ap isi tarah mujhe apni shyari sunatey rahiyega

  28. Rashii says:

    Arush ji kaha ho, dikhayi nhi de rahe ho? Arush ji main w2h per chat nhi ker skti per Ashi name se aati jarur hu or ap sb per najar rakhti hu hehe

    Raavan ji main cmt kerker gayi thi ki main do din tak cmts nhi de paungi, per apki hasi jarur read kerti hu hehe waise apka real name kya hai agar ap btana chahe to

    raavan ji apki hasi mere cmt me hahahahahahahahahaha

    Anshul ji kya chal rha hai ye sb?

    Ratan ji(munga, panna, moti……) daksh ji, rajesh ji, punit ji, panchi ji, shweta ji, divya ji , anuj ji kaise ho sb?

  29. Rashii says:

    Dhiraj ji ap to shyari b kerne lage ho, kaha chupaker rakha tha aapne apna ye talent, lgta hai jay ji k aane se apke ander ki pratibha bahar aa gayi hehe

    jay ji dhiraj ji akdu nhi hai ab pta chala jb se ap shyari sunane lage ho tb se dhiraj ji b shyari kerne lage hai hehehe

    1. Jay says:

      @Rashii ji aisi baat nahi hai dhiraj merea yaar akdu nahi hai, Sheela ji ne kaha ki jay Tumhara yaar Dhiraj to akdu hai wo mujhse baat hi nahi karta hai, 2 maine dhiraj ko kaha kee akdu na bano koi "Helo" kahta hai 2 "Hi" kar diya karo…..

  30. Vickyssss says:

    Bhai Logo Plz dont vote PIA.. Kapil Bhai aisa kyo karta hai tu…

  31. Rashii says:

    Hi anjali ji ap kaha rehti ho ap k cmt kbhi kbhi he atey hai

    hi Wanted ji ap ki shyari anuj ji n apke cmts shallu ji ki yaad dila rahe hai, her taraf wanted ji ka jalva hehehe

    1. Wanted says:

      thnx rashii dear, kaisi hn aap nd kaha se ho

    2. anjali says:

      hye Rashiiiiiii…..

      yar exam chl rhe the isliye ni aa rhi thi bt ab coniusly aaogi darling…..vo kya h ki tum sbke bina dil ni lgta mera…..

      vse m sonipat me rhti hu dear….

  32. Rashii says:

    Raj ji ap to kh jyda he tarif ker rahe ho meri hehe

    kapil ji ap b na ek quiz pura complete kerte nhi ho or dusra fir le atey ho hehe waise ap kis k sath jana chahte ho sita ji k sath hehehe

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Anshul hi,tu majak kar raha hai na, ye kya tu kah raha hai kise teri comt buri lagi aur tu abse comt nahi karega, aisa mat kar mere bhai,jo v pal has k gujar rahe hai tu use v chin lena chahta hai.

      @Rashii ji, aap sach me bahut acchi hai aur aapko kyon lagta hai me jhuti tarif kar raha hu.

      @Kapil bhai, kaha se aate hai tujhe itne ache ideas, most demanding girl k liye me kise vote karu badi confusion hai, jab me aisi confusion me fasta hu tab me akad bakad ginne lagta hu aur iske prinamswarup jo result aaya hai use me kaise kahu itna horrible result,kapil yaar mera lucky no.7 hai aur tumne to 7th no. par…..ka naam dal rakha hai, ab me kise vote karu,us akru attitude girl ka naam par vote kar ke mujhe marna hai kya, kapil ek baat aur mere liye koi v ladki date k liye chalegi bt ye to ladki par depend karta hai ki me uske liye chalunga ki nahi….he he he

    2. Ratan says:

      Hai Rashii how r u dear…

  33. Jay says:

    Punjab ki baat aane par ek joke yaad aa gaya…

    sardar baal khol kar ladies toilet me ghus gaya ek aurat ne pucha "behan kaun sa mahina hai?"

    sardar: "12wa",

    aurat: "tabhi bachche ki ek bazu bahar aa gaya hai."

  34. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di,..jab mein jai ka naam dekhta hoon to mujhse
    uske liye pure love feelings aati hai nd aapke naam se mujhse pure
    respect feelings aati hai..if jai is symbol of love then u r the
    symbol of respect….3rd symbol bhi koi aajae to accha
    rahega…rashii mein aapke naam ka bhi tatoo karwaoonga kisi
    din..taki aapko hamesha yaad rakh saku..tc nd hi! all..and u
    jay.

  35. shallu says:

    kapil bhai mai to panchhi ji ko vote karunga or unke saath date par jana chahunga kyunki unke saath jane par kam se kam uddne ko ko milega vo mujhe aise le jayengi

    Furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………………

    Lol lol lol.

    rashi ji aap mujhe miss kar rahi thi so sweet apke liye ek shayari pesh hai

    -………………

    Kitna pyara muskra lete ho

    Kitni aasani se apna bana lete ho

    Itni dosti kaise nibha lete ho

    Kise se sikha hai ya sirf meri nakal utar lete ho.

    Rashii ji …lollollol…

    1. ajay says:

      hey pia can we be frnd….

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