Tota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya

Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Thha.

Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work

Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le Aya

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Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai

Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)

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1 Parrot Used 2 Say In Morning: Wake Up Sir, U Hv 2 Go 2 Work. Man Got Transferd 2 Punjab. Now Parrot Says: Uth Oye Fu.Di Deya. Aj Bu.Nd Maran Nhi Jana

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