Tote Ki Samjdhari

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Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi

Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai

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Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?

Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara

Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega

Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga

Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar

Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?

Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai

Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?

Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf  Hath Jod Kar Bola

Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai

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Comments

71 Comments

  1. ishika says:

    very nice joke…

  2. amit says:

    had kar di yaar

  3. jitender says:

    ultimate

  4. Anonymous says:

    very nice very good keep it

  5. Anonymous says:

    karrr

  6. Anonymous says:

    superrrrrrrrrr

  7. Anonymous says:

    sahi hai yaar

  8. Anonymous says:

    nice

    very good

  9. Manish says:

    Exellent

  10. Anonymous says:

    excellent….bahut hassi aayi.

  11. ashish says:

    chod diya

  12. mar lunga says:

    maja aaa gaya

  13. Anonymous says:

    very good

  14. rahul says:

    maza aa gaya . 10 on 10

  15. Anonymous says:

    SUPR YAR MAZA AA GAYA PAD KAR.

  16. Suraj pan says:

    Gand phad di tote ne ladki ki.

  17. Gurung,d.dun says:

    Superb joke yaar carry on chutiyaaas….

  18. NARENDER says:

    Bahut minded tota hai yaaaaaaaaaaaaar

  19. Pasha says:

    Asli chutkule ki maa chod di….. Kaafi changes kr diye isme…. Hasi kya lauda aaegi….

  20. Don No.- 1 says:

    nice joke………keep it up dear……………

  21. rosan says:

    bout acha tota hai yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …..ushe shopkeper ne boolo ho ga

  22. rosan says:

    ha ha ha

  23. shahil says:

    randi's r not bad they r socialworker

  24. shahid says:

    very nice!!!

  25. bijendra says:

    veryyyyyyy veryyyyyyy nice joke

  26. john says:

    waah dost SHAHIL tune kya point wali baat bol di yaar dil jeet liya tune…tune ekdum logical baat kahi hai ki randis r social worker/ ye veshyaayen mardon ki waasna ka zehar peeti hain aur us zehar se kaafi had tak society ko bachati hain…anyway.. is joke ka percentage of humour kafi achcha hai…

  27. nishi says:

    mast hai yaar….keep it up.

  28. TOTA says:

    Maine pehle hi kaha tha…ye Randi hai

  29. Anonymous says:

    nice

  30. gautam says:

    madarchod tota b randa h

  31. gautam says:

    bosdike shpkepr ne tote ki sure mutth mari hogi

  32. bob says:

    tota sahi bolta bhai

  33. ankit singh says:

    kya bat hay bhai admin aese joke hi bheja karo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  34. Priyanka says:

    Good One!!!!!!!

  35. Nagesh says:

    sahi hai maja aa gaya and TOTA u r absolutely right, per kaha jiske liye uske samajh me nahi aayyaa

  36. Nagesh says:

    ho priyanka, happy friendship day

  37. jimm says:

    kattar !!! (Jabardust)

  38. rahul says:

    nice joke

  39. rahul says:

    hi ishika

  40. Deepti Tiwari says:

    great joke… aisa tota to mai bhi khadina chahti hu…

  41. ghost says:

    big :) haa……

  42. keddy says:

    kyon apane aap ko paisa dekar Randi Kahe Nahi Deepti tu Randi nahi Ho sakti tu to meri h.

  43. Rishi says:

    yaar kya kiya main haste haste chair se gir gaya

  44. Aryan says:

    haa haa haa….

  45. vdb says:

    excellent joke

  46. anony says:

    tota mast hai

  47. sunny says:

    deepti aisa tota tere pas hoga to tujhe randi randi bolega…gaand marwa legi tote k chakker me…good joke and old is gold..

  48. sunny says:

    annoymuos bhai aakela hi pura comment ker dega kya..mujhe lagta a joke tune hi beja h…is karan itna dariya dil ban raha h….

  49. DAKSH says:

    FABULUS JOKE

  50. Mohit says:

    gud deepti, lagta hai tum tota kharid kar usse ye pahchanwaogi ki kaun police hai aur kaun tera customer?? hahaha

  51. Suru says:

    mast … bindas…

    1. amit kumar says:

      Sahi baat hain,

      yeh to sachchi baat hain ki insaano se zyada jaanwaron main dusro ko pehchanne ki akal zyada hoti hain.

  52. satyam says:

    solid joke…………

  53. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Keddy Sunny aur Mohit, mai tote ye puchungi ki tum teeno me gaandu kaun hai (vaise tum teeno hi gaandu ho) kyunki mai gaandu ladko se baat nahi karti

    1. admin says:

      Deepti Ji, Is hisab se to sare ladke Gaandu hone chahiye, Yaar ye log bhi kaha jake matha mare. Tum inko jara line deke dekho ya inse ek bar mil lo fir ye tumhari tarifo ke pul band denge (Advice).

      And ye meri soch nahi maine practically dekha hua hai. Ladke kutte ki tarha jeebh latka ke and poonch hilate hue ladkiyo ke piche padd jate hai.

      Aur matlab niklne par fir se Sher ban jate hai hehehe (Vese this is not majak ye ek haqeeqt hai.) Hum ladko ko bus ek hi cheez chahiye baki pyaar shayar, care sab natak hota hai.

    2. sunny says:

      deepti tu gandu ladko se baat nahi karti per ek baat yaad rakna tujhe ek gaandu ladka hi chodega…hum tino me se hi sayad kisi ki kismat h…

    3. k s says:

      Hi Deepti, mujse baat karke dekho..

    4. lucky says:

      mujhe nahi patta tha ki main pahle totta tha

  54. Atul says:

    hehehehe……super

  55. sneha narnolly from says:

    tum ladke hote he ho girey hue..

    1. k s says:

      sneha, maalum he kyo girte he? tum ladkiyo ko impress karne ke liye

      …aur waise…tum ye non-veg jokes kyo padhte ho?

  56. mili says:

    but admin ji mera boyfriend ko wo cheez mil chuki hai fir bhi care karta hai means NATAK ? kal maroongi usko

    1. admin says:

      Mili dekh, agar us cheez ke milne ke bad b vo care krta hai it means ki abhi usko aur chahiye jab tak uska dil nhi bhrta ya koi or nhi milti tab tak care rhegi. But us cheez ko milne ke baad ye meri garauntee hai ki tum logo mein ab un choti choti baato se jagde hote honge jo pehle na hote thhe
      1000 boys mein se koi 1 hi hota hai jo dil se pyar kare

    2. k s says:

      maar saale ko

  57. smart says:

    thas true admin ! mili aaysa hi hota hai …. jab us chiz ki jarurat hoti hai to aadmi ekdam sidha sadaban jata hai aur milne ke baad phir se purane raste pe ..

  58. Rosy says:

    Shockd! Ye sab ladke sach kaise bol rahe h? (admin n smart)

  59. kaminey says:

    no BB ROSY esa nai hai sab vese nai hote bahoooot log l..d se hi nai apne dil se b kisi ko chate hai mns 1 lak me 1 to aram se mil jata jo sacha pyar karta hai
    aur mai hu vo lakho me 1….jo tum sab se ie tere se PRIYANKA MILI ADITI NANCY PRIYA n u all (sorry agar kisi ka naam nai le paya to plz bura na manna) tum sab se tahe-dil sacha pyar karna chata hu oops karta hu…
    to bolo kaun kaun banna chata hai meri kamini oho jhagde nai chaiye yaar 1 1 kar k aao….
    JMC

  60. Rosy says:

    @kaminey, tu sirf un logo k pyaar kar. M nt interested

  61. Dharmveer says:

    Hi mili

  62. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    really a fab joke yaar………nyc 1….

  63. mahesh tank says:

    bhi bhi tote tu mere paas aaaaja me kuch dino ke baad ladki mdekhne jaa raha hu terijrurat padegi

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