Tu Aaya Kya Karne Hai?

Anuj Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thi So Kabu Na Rakh Paya Aur Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Pahunch Gaya

Udhar Jaake Usne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Aur Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola.

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Anuj: “Tumhare To Niche Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Hai, Kyun?

Ladki: “Abe Gadhe Sex Karne Aaya Hai Ya Kangi Karne

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Anuj Ne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Aur Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola. Anuj- Tumhare Niche Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Hai Kyun? Ladki- Abe Gadhe, Sex Karne Aya Hai Ya Kangi Karne.

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      1. Alok* Gupta says:

        Admin bro navya ka peecha chhodne k liye thanx. Wese v wo ek sidhi saadi ldki hai. Aap k mtlb ki nhi hai. Aapko to bahut chalu ldki milni chahiye.

  1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    haa bro main front page ki hi baar kar rahs hoo…joke ki title…uske niche view aur fir comments…ye update nahi hote..lekin kal aapne clear kar diya..main samjh gaya….dolphin ne tk ekdam alag hi rang de diya hai..

    @yep del bro…mai software programer hoo…c#…net aur java me….

  2. Deepak says:

    Gandhiji went 2 gym at d age of 24.
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    Rajnikant said, “Wah Mohan kya body hai..!
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    Bas tabse…
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    Baapu ne shirt pehenna chhod diya….:-)

  3. Shanu says:

    Sabhi apne dil me tamnna liye ghom rahe hai bhai ek ladki hai ye to wahi hua ek anar100bimar
    :-q

    hajaro khuahishe esi k hr khuahish pe dam nikle
    bahut nikle mere arma mgr phir bhi km nikle

  4. Priya Sinha says:

    Moral . .always pay attension in ur work

    > super insult <
    Girl(in party) 2 boy =
    Mere haath mai plates hai . . .kya tum mere chahere se ek chiz hata sakte ho?
    Boy happily . . .
    Konsi chiz ?
    Girl gusse se . .
    Teri ye gandi nazar . .

  5. Shanu says:

    ladka ladki dekhne gaya use kafi der se peshab lag raha tha
    ladki ne ladke ki taraf chaye badai or pucha how are you

    ladka theek hai pehle peshab krne ki jagha dikhao

  6. Deepak says:

    Dosto, isi cl girl ne apne Alok bhai ki b vaat laga di thi..
    Khud baba ji ne muje vo kissa sunaya…n..baad me to us pr joke b ban gaya tha…

    Ye 30 – 6 – 1980 ki baat h…

    Alok ji apni wife k st car me bethe hue the

    1 aurat un ki wife k paas ayi or kaha ”Paise pehle lelena, ye aadmi baad me lafda karta hai..!!”
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    Vo case abhi b court me chal raha h….or Alok bro. 1 new wife ki @ ‘tamnna’ @ dil me rake hue jee rahe h.,.

      1. Alok* Gupta says:

        Deepak bhai true story sunane k liye thanx. Mere dil ki tamanna to bs. . . . . . . . TAMANNA hai.

        @Prince bro apne dil ki tamanna k liye me kuchh b kar skta hun. Jaan v de skta hun.

  7. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gd afternun frndz
    anuj bro apki to ajkal what pe what lag rhi hai..
    Bas admin bro isi tarah se.. Khichai karte rho..
    Hehehehe..:-);-):-D

    1. NAVYA says:

      ha sahi bat h solid question priya kyu nileshji apko itna maja kyu aa ra h ab kya bache ki jan loge ajkl daily to unke name branded name anuj se hi joke bn re h oh god….he he he he

    2. Alok* Gupta says:

      navya nd priya ye ek bahut purani baat hai. Tab nilesh g ki ek sexy gf thi . Apne nilesh ji ldki se bahut lv krte the. Achank nilesh g ko bijnes me ghata hua aur wo sdk pe aa gaye. Tb nilesh ji ki gf ne v brek up kr lia. Bt nilesh g usko bhul nhi paye. Mouka dekh kr anuj g ne ldki ko pta lia. Bs tvi se dono me khuni ranjish hai.

  8. Deepak says:

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  9. rajesh says:

    Ek chota bachcha apne ghar der raat ko ata hai. Ma: tu itni rat ko
    kaha gya tha. Bachcha: ji me sharma ji k ghar TV dekh rha
    tha. Ma: jhooth mat bol un k ghar ka door to 8:00 PM band
    ho jata hai. Bachcha: ji mene unki khirki se sari film dekhi
    us film me na ek ladki hoti hai jo apne kamre me bethi
    hoti aur ek hero ata hai uka hath pakad leta hai fir usko
    bed pe leta hai…………
    Tabi bachche k papa ate hai aur bachche ko ek jordar tappar
    marte hai. Ma: kyu marte ho bachche ko film ki story to
    hi suna rha tha. Papa: haramjada pta pta nahi kya kya dekhta
    rahta hai. Sharma ji k ghar mr to “TV” nahi hai.

  10. rajesh says:

    PUNJAB AIRLINES…………
    Airhostess: sir kee love?
    Santa: BREAD PAKORA with tea n MATHI.
    Airhostess: Sardar ji tussi jahaaz te aaye ho “PRABHAT
    FERI” te nahi……..

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