Tu Hai Ke Nahi?

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A Guy Calls Up The Radio Station

“Hi, I’d Like You Play The Song “Tu Hai Ke Nahi” From The Movie Roy”

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Rj: “Nice Choice. To Whom Would You Like To Dedicate This Beautiful Song?”

Guy: “To My Salary

SMS / One Liner Version

Guy Cals Radio Station- Hi, Pls Play Song Tu He K Nhi From Movie Roy. Rj- Nice Choice, To Whom Would U Like To Dedicate This Beautiful Song? Guy- To My Salary

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