Tujh Se Shadi Karke Pachta Raha Hun

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Train Mein Pati Patni Safar Kar Rahe Thhe Aur Kisi Baat Par Unmein Jhagda Ho Gaya

Husband Tang Aakar Bola: “Tujh Se Shadi Karke Pachta Raha Hun, Dil Karta Hai Ki Tujhe Kuttey Ke Aage Fenk Doo

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18 Comments

  1. akash says:

    accha hai aur likho nice

  2. BAAP says:

    VERY GOOD BETA

  3. Veeru says:

    Kutte kaminey mein tera khun pe jaunga

  4. sonali says:

    nice

    oooooooooommmmahhhhhh

  5. nitin says:

    ek chut ke liye.insan kutta bhi banta hai.

  6. Shahid says:

    nice moaning sonali

  7. Nikki says:

    Aaj kl land he hi kha sb nunkika h

  8. NISHA says:

    very nice

  9. Abhi says:

    Sonali aur nisha k liye main bhi kuttj ban sakta hoon.

  10. Ritu says:

    Nice

  11. rash says:

    ritu apna number de jaan e man, fonesex karenge ;-)

  12. Hot 8'' says:

    Abe rash pehle tu bhi kutta banke dikha fir mai deta hu tujhe ritu ka num.

  13. lilly says:

    choot ke liye kuch bhi karega

  14. NIL says:

    Choot ke liye sala kutta ban gaya.

  15. Vickyssss says:

    Nikki ki gaand me bijli ka khamba de do..

  16. Vickyssss says:

    Niki ye nunkika kya hai

  17. vedant says:

    ritu main tumhare liye kutta bhi ban sakta hu

  18. mayuri says:

    such me koi kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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