Types Of Potty – Must Read

Ghost Potty: “The Kind Where You Feel The Potty Has Come Out, But There Is No Potty In The Toilet.

Second Wave Potty: “This Happens When Your Done Pottying And You’ve Pulled Up Your Pants To Your Knees, And You Realize That You Have To Potty Some More.

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Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Tat Potty: “The Kind Where You Want To Potty But All You Do Is Sit On The Toilet And Fart A Few Times.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Potty: “The Kind Where You Strain So Much To Get It Out, You Practically Have A Stroke.

Wet Cheeks Potty (The Power Dump): “The Kind That Comes Out Of Your Butt So Fast, Your Butt Gets Splashed With Water.

Mexican Potty: “It Smells So Bad Your Nose Burns.

Blasty Potty: “Its So Noisy, Everyone Within An Earshot Is Laughing.

The Surprise Potty: “Your Not Even At The Toilet Because You Are Sure Your About To Fart, But Oops ……. A Potty!!

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  1. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

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  2. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @samir,..im natural bilover..means…agar jiske do do lover ho..to duniya uski mutthi mein..aur swarg pairo k niche…really!!but duniya dar k maare aise relation nhi rakhti kyunki duniya k pass sense nhi hai jada life ko enjoy krne ka…maan lo agar do tarah k chasme,do tarah k shoes,do motorcycle,do mobile,two wifes,two husbands,to maza kita double ho jaega..cuz life jo ek hi baar milti hai…but bacche do hi hone chahiye:)..
    mera slogan…HUM EK HUMARE DO BOYFRIENDS!!!..hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!
    …….ADMIN K LIYE…HUM EK HUMARI DO GIRLFRIENDS..hahahahaha!!!..
    ..humare history mein bhi ek saath kai lover rakhne ka riwaaz raha hoga m not sure..but yeh riwaaz intelligent aur loveable k bich mein success hoga..m 200percent agree with my views..mere sexy sweetu mitthu..gudnight!!and friends ko bhi!!

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Dhiraj bro aapka dimag to thik hai na. Kisi user ko aise nhi bola jata. Jaisa ki apne is comment me “JAY BRO” ke liye bola hai…
      Mai manta hu ki “JAY” se tumhe kafi love hai..
      But kisi ko jite-ji svarg me pahuchana kha tak acha hai.???

  3. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @SAMIR,mere pass ek famous actress aur model ka friendship request aya hai..kya krun kyunki mein females ki friendship request jaldi accept nhi krta??..usko mein serial pe dekha hai..name disclose nhi karungaa??..any suggestions??/..m going to search about all her details right now..mera subh k sapna sach ho gaya after all..khas logo se mulakat..thats calld luck..magar dikh gajab ki rahi hai jo bhi actress hai woh!!

  4. deleted says:

    Hum hawa nahi jo kho jayenge,
    Waqt nahi jo guzar jayenge,
    Hum mausam nahi jo badal jayenge
    Hum to aansu hai jo khushi aur ghum dono me saath nibhaenge. Rate & comment on this.

  5. deleted says:

    From admin to NEHA

    Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,

    uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

    Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,

    phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

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