Understand The Full Situation Before Giving Advice

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Kayi Bar Hum Kisi Ke Help Mange Se Hi Usko Advice Dena Shuru Kar Dete Hai Par Isse Bahut Bada Nuksan Bhi Ho Sakta Hai, Jaisa Bechare Santa Ke Sath Hua
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Santa Ki Biwi Ek Baar Use Call Karti Hai Aur Puchti Hai,

Biwi: “Window Ka Lock Ni Khul Rha Hai.”

Santa Use Samjhata Hua Bola,

Santa: “Aisa Karo, Thoda Tel Garam Kar Ke Uss Par Daal Do.”

Biwi Hairani Se Puchti Hai,

Biwi: “Kya Uss Se Lock Khul Jaega?”

Santa Use Dilasa Deta Hua Kehta Hai,

Santa: “Try To Karo.”

Biwi Phone Band Kar Deti Hai. Santa 15 Minute Baad Uski Khabar Lene Ke Liye Uske Paas Call Karta Hai Aur Puchta Hai,

Santa: “Tum Ne Try Kia?”

Biwi Rote Hue Boli,

Biwi: “Han Kia, Par Ab To Laptop Hi Off Ho Gaya Hai.”

Santa Bokhla Ke Bolta Hai,

Santa: “Arey Bevkoof Ki bachhi, Window To Batati Konsi Hai.”

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    Hahha Nice

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