Unseen Sholay Film Dialog

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Sholay Film Ka Sensor Board Ke Dwara Kaata Gaya Ek Scene

Gabbar Basanti Ko Nacha Raha Tha, Sath Mein Sharab Bhi Pee Raha Tha

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Sharab Ka Nasha Aur Basanti Ka Husn Dekh Kar Uspe Tharak Chadd Gayi

Aur Udhar Basanti Bhi Bechari Nach Nach Ke Tang Aa Gayi Thhi

Gabbar Nashe Mein: “Apni Choot Tu Mujhe De De Basanti

Basanti: “Bhonsdi Ke Chutiya Gabbar, Jab Se Mujhe Utha Ke Laya Hai Ab Tak 2 Baar Le Chuka Hota, Ese Hi Meri Nacha Nacha Ke Gaand Le Rakhi Hai

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Gabr- Apni Ch.t Mujhe Dede Bsanti. Bsnti- Sale Gabar Jb Se Muje Utha K Lya H Ab Tk 2 Bar Le Chuka Hota, Ese Hi Meri Nacha K Gand Le Rakhi Hai

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42 Comments

  1. aki says:

    heheheheheh wah,wah baba ji nice joke

  2. n.khan says:

    very bad joke girls not read this joke.hehehe hmmm mana karne ke baad bhi padliya.huhuhuhehe

    1. jayoti choudhary says:

      n.khan ram ram yar apne firnd ko koi gifet nahe dogea i like it

      1. Admin says:

        Jyoti aur Bhimraj ek hi hai so dont confused guys

      2. N.khan says:

        admim teri baat 100parsent sahi h ab tuhi bata main jayoti ko kya gift doon

        1. Admin says:

          jo marji de de

    2. vinay says:

      Apni bahno ko to mana karoge hi joke padne se nahi to kal ko NISHA jaisi koi aur ladki joke padke na bigad jaye h

      1. Anuj says:

        Vinay Tmko nhi lagta tu kuch jyada hi aage Chala Gya…. Tujhe Usne Kuch nhi bola tha

      2. Samir says:

        Bachcha vinay

        ye tu N Khan ko kiya bol raha h be,,, jara gaur s apna cmnt read kr,,,tu kuch jyada hi bahan bahan kr rha h be,,,

        dekh yar jahan tk kosis ho apne kisi v cmnt m kisi ki ma bhan ek mt kr yar,,,,

        JPR

      3. vinay says:

        pahli baat to ye ki maine khan ji ko koi gaali nhi di aur na hi kuch bura kaha, aur tum logo ki itni q jal rhi he, agar dyan se cmt padoge to dekhoge k maine aisa kuch nhi likha he aur khan agar tumhe bura laga ho to sorry yaar!

  3. bheemrajjat says:

    prince the bad guy us din kea leaya im so sorry ab yea mat bolnaa ki samaj mea nahe aayha i go now this ok buy good luck

  4. Dhiraj says:

    love has not eyes,

    love is not colorful,

    love is free. nobody can steal it,

    ,

    love has no end, love lives near to god..,

    …..religion maybe false……but love is truecoz its made by god..

    1. vinay says:

      yaar tune to LOVE ki sahi definition bata di. How r u?

  5. Mit Shen says:

    ha ha ha

  6. vinay says:

    Hahaha… Tab to ek aur seen sensor board ne kaat diya hoga jab gabbar ko green signal milte hi Basanti ko pahad k piche le gya tha. Nice joke haha

  7. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    par yaar jyada hasi nai ayi

    1. Shivendra the mad bo says:

      Bhai ab aur kitna hasna chahte ho

  8. Samir says:

    ——-PANCHHY I MIS U——-

    Panchhy bahut kosis ki tumhe bhulane ki,

    panchhy bahut kosis ki tumhe ab na satane ki

    lekin ish dil ko samjha na paya

    tumhari yadon ne ish dil ko phir se tumhari yad dilaya,

    realy i mis u YAR

    ,aur meri kuchy muchy panchhy ye maine khud banaya h,tmhare liye

    ,,

    yar panchhy aj kl tmhari stdy kaisi chal rhi h,

    aur yar syt p ajkl aati kyun nhi ho,

    tumhare bina ye syt realy m bahut suna suna lg rha h yar,,

    ab to aa jao na yar,,,plizzzzzz

    yar mujhe v time ni mil pata h,, phir v kosis krke ek do cmnt de hi deta hu,,

    JPR

  9. Samir says:

    Admin yar

    tere ish long jok s achchha to ye sms version wala jyada achcha bna h,,bcoz starting dailog hi jawardast h,

    ye chut mujhe de e basanty,,,

    mst h yar

    JPR

    1. Admin says:

      hmmmm hota hai esa bhi hota hai

  10. Anuj says:

    Teachr 2 Pappu- Sholey Me sab se badi Kya Tragedy Thi?

    Pappu- 1 to Thakur Ki Biwi Nhi Thi.

    OR Gabbar Ne Uske Hath Kat Diye.

    Na Chut Mar Skta Tha Na Muth Mar Skta tha. hehehehe

    1. vinay says:

      lagta hai tu bhul rha hai Thakur ki bv thi jise Gabbar ne mar diya tha aur rhi baat mutth marne ki to use pura karne k liye Thakur ne naya avatar liya hai, chaunk gye..

      Are wo isi site ka user hai aur apna kaam bahut ache tarike se kar rha hai

  11. Samir says:

    Admin yar

    ek bat batayyo yar,tu etna talented h,,teri hajir jawabi k samne kisi ki nhi tikti,,tu ish syt k larkiyon s v itne majakye aur chulbule andaj m bat krta h to,larkiyan v tere s impres ho jati hain,,,,

    ishi liye yar ek bat sach sach batayyo,,,ki tere life m AVI kitni larkiyan h,,,,pliz yar jhut mt bolna,,,

    JPR

    1. Admin says:

      Samir bilkul sach bolunga bhai…mer life mein aaj tak ek hi ladki aayi thhi aur vo hi thi… aur aaj tak uske baad koi nahi aayi.. beshak vo chhod ke mujhe chali gayi par aaj bhi ye dil khali hai

      mera na ab ladkiyo par se vishwas uth gaya hai…isliye nahi ki vo dokha deti hai.. isliye ki kya fyada ek fool ko tum ugao uske liye mehnat karo.. yaar dosto parents relatives se lado aur unko dushman banao aur vo hi ek din un sab dushmano ke bich akela chhod jaye ki ja ab ladd aur

      Par uski ladki ne meri zindagi badal di hai, na main esa hajir jawab tha na hi kabhi logo ko hasane ke liye site banata aur na kabhi tum jaisi bhaiyo ka pyar milta…

      So remember one thing in life… ladki se pyar kabhi nahi karne ka aur karne ka to pahle us se shdi karo fir pyar karo.. taki ye jhanjat hi khatma ho jaye ki chhod ke jayegi.. chale lade jute mare galiya de par rahegi to sath mein

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        hmmm ya aur koi baat hai……….. mujhe lagta hai koi teri takkar ki ya barabar ki talented nhi mili shayad esliye abhi tak tu kuwara hai aur hamara hai

        1. Admin says:

          Hmmm bat to thik hai tumhari . Tu hi dhund de koi

      2. Anuj says:

        Admai 100% sahi bole….. Mera B milta Julta kahani hai… Ab Aur LAdkiyo Se Pyar Hehehehehe

      3. Samir says:

        Admin yar,

        teri kahani to bhut dukh vari h yar,,chal chor ous purani bato ko aur sun

        sitaron se aage ek jahan aur v h

        dil lagane k liye ek mukam aur v h

        agar wo nhi mili to kya hua yar,

        ish jahan m HASINAYEN aur v h

        ,,

        yar jo v larki teri wife hogi,wo bhut hi kismt bali hogi,,,

        yar tu dil ka achchha hone k sath sath tu kafi samajhdar v h,

        yar tera ek cmnt dil ko chhu gya tha,,, jo tune sapna ko diya tha,

        mai to aisi wife chahta hu jo sirf mujh s pyar kare mera care kare,,,agar wo khhubsurat na v ho to chalega,,,kyunki khubsurti to 10 salo m khatam o jayega,,

        aur agr kbhi mere sr m dard ho to apne god m rkh k mere sr ko sahlaye,,etc etc,,

        mst h yar tu,,,bahut hi achchhi baten krta h tu,,,,,,

        chal yar der sber tujhe bhut hi pyari larki milegi,,,

        aur mil jane k bad apne ish yar bhul mt jana,

        JPR

        1. Admin says:

          abe tum log chinta na karo… jis din shadi hogi tum sab ko invite karunga… jo aa sake jarur aaye jo na aa sake vo bhi thik…. kyunki uski koi to majburi hogi…

      4. kamdev says:

        DIL JALEEEEEEEE

      5. AJUBA says:

        Kya yar admin bro ladki ke liye rote rahete ho meri life me school 6odne ke bad 3 ladki aayi ek 6 month tiki dusri pakad li vo 1 year tiki fir tisri usne jindagi ki gand marli 2 year tak affair tha lekin use jana pada bahot dur lekin sali ki yade pi6a nahi 6odti life me ek bad us se milne ko dil karta he jane kab pura hoga ye sapna ? ? ?

        1. Admin says:

          hmmm abe tujhe 69 ka shonh hai kya sale har line mein chakka hota hai abe kahi tu :O nahi nahi esa nahi ho sakta.. bol do ye juth hai tu vo nahi ho sakta. heheheh

      6. vinay says:

        admin bro kabhi kabhi jo hota hai wo acha hi hota hai, ho sakta hai age tmhari life me usse b pyari ladki aye jo tumse bahut pyaar kare. Bhul jao yaar aur apne dil ko khali karo tabhi to dusri ladki ko jagah doge.

        1. Admin says:

          arey vinay bhai… ab dil khali hai halka hai maje mein hai khud hast ahai aur aap logo ko hasata hai

          par ab ek aur nayi ladki ko apnnane aur usko apne jaisa bannane aur apni har cheez achi buri pasand na pasand batane mein time nahi waste karna chahta :(

  12. Anuj says:

    HAhAHAHA Very Good

    1. AJUBA says:

      Admin bro 69 ka sokh nahi vo likhne me aasani raheti he chhe is tarah likhege to 6 is tarah bhi likh sakte he gujrati me sort cut jyada marna padta he

      1. Admin says:

        abe pata hai muujhe be

  13. kamdev says:

    Mr Khan …

    Kya bat hain …..aaj kal girls ke liye kafi attention main rahte ho

    Yaha pata hain ki yaha adult joke he milega…

    naki koi Bhakti ka parvachan

    Samjhe

    Khan

    Bhjh Nus

    Jai hoooooooo

  14. Prince (vikas) says:

    kya seen tha yaar ramgopal verma ki aag mei se seen hota to wo super duper hit hoti

    hehehe……………

  15. Dhiraj says:

    @vinay,…thanx..aapne apne naam k anusar meri jankari pucchi…m fy9..tc..

  16. Nihar says:

    Chala bewakuf Gabbar!

  17. ramesh says:

    hehehe,hema budhi ho gaye.

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