Use Of MangalaSutra & Condom
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Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha
Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”
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Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”
Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“
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Use Of Mangalsutra, Licence 2 Enjoy Kamsutra Without Condom. Whts D Use Of A Condom? Licence 2 Enjoy Kamsutra Without The Mangalsutra
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nice joke and relation bhintheek he mangalsutra aur condom ke beech ka
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@ nice joke !!!!!!
@ ye laicence v bade kam ki chiz hai !
@ koi mere paas v to laicence le k aaye !
Baba ji ki jai ho wah kya baat hai yaar mangalsuter aur condom me ek rishta sa kayam kar diya sameer muje jahi cheez bha jati hai yaar
nice joke my fucker guys
nice jock…
bahut badiya license ke bina driving khatrnak hoti hai, or yahan par ek kam ke liye 2 alag alag license. kya bat hai.
any one boy for taste me?
Are u sweet or salty ja phir 50-50 ha ha ha ha
kyo teast me ko naya pan he kya?
kaise test karna hai
kya mangalsutra hai ya condom try karna hai
Kya teste karna h khi tum uski to nhi kh rhi
good joke……..ye kuch naya sa laga..
Mujhe bhi har test ko check krne ki bimari aaun kya.