Use Of MangalaSutra & Condom

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Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?

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Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.

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Use Of Mangalsutra, Licence 2 Enjoy Kamsutra Without Condom. Whts D Use Of A Condom? Licence 2 Enjoy Kamsutra Without The Mangalsutra

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12 Comments

  1. Mausam says:

    hahaha

    nice joke and relation bhintheek he mangalsutra aur condom ke beech ka

    hehehe

  2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ nice joke !!!!!!

    @ ye laicence v bade kam ki chiz hai !

    @ koi mere paas v to laicence le k aaye !

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Baba ji ki jai ho wah kya baat hai yaar mangalsuter aur condom me ek rishta sa kayam kar diya sameer muje jahi cheez bha jati hai yaar

  4. PPPUJA says:

    nice joke my fucker guys

  5. Cobra says:

    nice jock…
    bahut badiya license ke bina driving khatrnak hoti hai, or yahan par ek kam ke liye 2 alag alag license. kya bat hai.

  6. tanu says:

    any one boy for taste me?

    1. The Heart Hacker says:

      Are u sweet or salty ja phir 50-50 ha ha ha ha

    2. raj says:

      kyo teast me ko naya pan he kya?

    3. rajan says:

      kaise test karna hai
      kya mangalsutra hai ya condom try karna hai

    4. Harsh says:

      Kya teste karna h khi tum uski to nhi kh rhi

  7. sudhir says:

    good joke……..ye kuch naya sa laga..

  8. Kabeeer says:

    Mujhe bhi har test ko check krne ki bimari aaun kya.

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