Vakiye Hi Bahut Thand Hai Bahar

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Sardi Ke Mahine Mein Pati Subah Subah Jogging Ke Liye Bahar Gaya.

Bahot Thand Hone Ke Karan Thodi Der Baad Ghar Aake, Patni Se Chipak Kar So Gaya.

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Aur Dheere Se Bola: “Yaar, Bahot Thand Hai Bahar

Patni: “Haan, Phir Bhi Pagal Jogging Ke Liye Gaya Hai

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39 Comments

  1. Priya says:

    hmm

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Nazar Ekbar un par jam gai thi,
      Wo us ke lab the….. ki jaise gul khile the.

      @hmmm na?

      1. Priya says:

        hmmm

      2. Mausam says:

        hmm

    2. Rohit says:

      hmmmm

  2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    ha ha ha ha… usne apne pati ko nahi pahchana…? ha ha ha ha..

  3. Anuj says:

    hehhehehehehehh chap diye Baba :)

  4. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahahahaha good joke

  5. Lalitmangla says:

    1 sahab naai ki dukaan per gaye or usse baal katne ke liye kaha naai ne pucha kitne chote karun sahab itne chote ker do ki biwi ke hath main na aa sakein

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Jai apni garibi se pareshan tha 1 din usne apni maan se kaha ki use sapne main apna 1 pair jamin per or 1 pair aakash main dekha uski maan ghabrate hue boli aise sapne mat dekha ker tere pass 1 hi to underwear hai agar phat gaya to dusra kahan se laungi

  7. Lalitmangla says:

    College main kuch dost jaise admin jai anuj kai friends baithe-2 gapp mar rahe the achanak admin bola agar maria meri nahi hui to main use kisi ki nahi hone dunga tabhi anuj chutki lete hue bola 1 baat bata agar wo teri ho gayi to kya tu use sabki hone dega

  8. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

    Uske bad pati bola tum kiski baat kar rahi ho
    patni awaj pehchan jati ha aur ghabrate hue boli
    patni: arre mai to padosi sharma ki bat kar rahi hu!!

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    1 pati patni the jinke naam admin or panchii tha admin panchii ke gusse se bahut darta tha 1 baar admin office se behad thaki haalat main ghar aaya panchii ne kaha ki table per jaldi se apna khana lagao main abhi rotiyan senk ker lati hoon kuch der baad jab wo rotiyan lekar aayi to dekha ki sabjiyon ke donge jamin per or chappale table per hain to gusse main chikh ker admin se boli ye kya kiya tumne admin darte hue bola isme meri koi galti nahi hai main to dono hi chije khata hoon

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      ha ha ha ha..Panchhi ki yaad aa gayi.!

      @Adnan sami uske fav gayak hai.

    2. Priya says:

      :o :o Admin ye sab bhi kahne lag gaye :o
      wo bhi Panchy Ke saath :o

      1. Priya says:

        Khaane**

      2. Alok* Gupta says:

        Panchhy Admin ki biwi nhi gf thi. Me jb v usko cmnt krta tha Admin ko bura lgta tha.

    3. Deepak says:

      vry gud joke…

  10. Lalitmangla says:

    Maine pahle panchii ki jagah tumhara hi naam is joke ke liye socha tha

  11. Mausam says:

    hi all friends and Admin ,good after noon to all,
    kaise hain sabhi log,bahut dino ke baad aayaa hoon.

    nice joke.

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Wellcome back

  12. Navya says:

    He he hehe

  13. Deepak says:

    ….Tum Se Bohot Kuch Kahna Hai Magar…!
    Kabhi Tum Nahi Milte..
    Kabhi Alfaz Nahi Milte…!!

    Ye Duriyan Toh Mita Du Main Ek Pal Me Magar…!
    Kabhi Kadam Nahi Chalte
    Toh Kabhi Raastey Nahi Milte…!!

    Tumhen Pana Chahta Hu Umar Bhar K Liye Magar…!
    Kabhi Halat Nahi Milte…
    Toh Kabhi Jazbaat Nahi Milte…!!!!

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      cool lines bro…..

    2. Alok* Gupta says:

      Kya baat hai. bahut khoob

  14. Deepak says:

    aj k dono joke ekdm mst h..

  15. Piyush Maurya says:

    hahahahehehe

    very gud joke*
    dosto kaise hai ap log*?

    1. deleted says:

      we r gud piyush ji

  16. Lalitmangla says:

    Baki ke jokes ke bare main bhi batao

  17. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello mausam kaise ho or kya ho raha hai

  18. Lalitmangla says:

    Good night friends

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      good night LALITMAGLA JI……

  19. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻ :lol: ) says:

    matlab patni samjhi ki uska boy friend aa gaya h

    bahut dimag lagana pada

    fir himanshu ki comment se conform hua hehehehehehe

  20. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    heliiooo frndzzz……………… my fave song=

    Jahaan bhi jaaun tere bin
    Badi mushkil se guzre din
    Chubhti hai dil ko teri khamoshiyaan
    Raaz gehra jo hai tera
    Darr hai kaisa tu hai mera aa

    Deewana kar raha hai
    Tera roop sunehra
    Musal-sal khal raha hai
    Mujhko ab yeh sehra
    Bata ab jaayen toh jaayen kahaan!!!………………….. RAAZ 3

  21. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    …….GOOD NIGJT FRIENDS ……

    Where is Dhiraj dear…
    ???????

  22. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻ ) says:

    kon banega lundpati

    question

    1. Aadmi k lund ki approx lmbai kitni hoti h ?

    A. 5 inch
    B. 6 inch
    C. 7 inch
    D. 8 inch

    sahi jawab dene wale ko milenge ek karod lund
    vo bhi uske piche se hehehehehehe

  23. deleted says:

    gud mrng friends

  24. Nupur says:

    I am new in this site Kya ap mujhse friendship karoge

  25. Nupur says:

    Kya mast joke h

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