Vakiye Hi Samp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

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Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?
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MUTTH

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Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Issko Ek Shabad Mein Samjhao???????? "Mutth"

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17 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hahahahahahaha

  2. Mainakbadshah says:

    is ka matlab samaj nhi aya….

    1. devendr says:

      saanp = male sex (lund)

      lathi = hand (haath)

      sumjhe dear…hehehe…

  3. Nilesh says:

    Hehehehe……

  4. pankaj says:

    hahahahahahaha sahi kaha,,,,hehehehe

  5. Wanted says:

    hahahaha

    @RAASHIII result aa gye kya 2mhare?? batana jrur. n 2m site me q nhi aa rhi?? miss u sooo much dear.

    @GITIKA ye baat maine nhi 2mne boli thi ki 2mhe mjh jaise male ki jrurat hai. mai to khud hairan hu.

  6. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

    hi jay honey..ur profile pics looking so awesome yaar.

    change mat krna…umaah!!
    ladkia tum pe tut padegi…
    aur mein nahi 2 2unga..kyuki hum dono to pehle se hi ek dusre pe fida ho chuke hain..

  7. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

    mere ghar bhi shahid aur imran k pics se bhare pade…hain…kya jhakass dikhte hain dono..aisa nahi kai ladko ko bhi maine dekha hai kya dikhte hain yaaar…
    jay agar mujhe tumhara make up krne ka mauka mile to main tume hero no 1 bana dunga…
    pankaj k to koi chance nahi pata nahi apna glass q utar diya…
    abe pankaj glass pehan le..dubara..ya profile pic change krle..

    EK BAAT BATANA CHAHUNGA kaha jaata hai hindustan ki ladkia jada khubsurat hoti hai…

    but ek aur baat..maine world k kai ladke dekhein hai net pe..but indian ladko ka koi jawaab nahi…mujhe lagta hai sabse jada khubsurat ladke india mein paaye jate hain..ladkia agree krti hongi..
    salman khan k pass body hai but ..woh attractive nahi so i dont like him..isliye ek bhi film nahi dekhi uski ..raj bindass gussa hone ki jarurat nahi hai..hehe.

    tc jay..tc friends

  8. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

    meri baate ajeeb kintu satya mano ya na mano..bye tc

    1. sinnngh says:

      Dhiraj bhai u r 100 percnt sch kaha hai. Dost aap mera pic dekhk btana usk pehle ek hint detahu mze abtk 37 ldkiyo ne propose kiya hai isase thoda andaza lgalijy aur baaki ka pic dekhkr!

      1. Admin says:

        Hehehe kyunki teri shakal lnd jesi hogi hehehehe

      2. Raj Bindaas says:

        hahahahhahhahaaha wah mere admin sher wah

  9. Raj Bindaas says:

    hahahahahhahahaha sahi hai…..waise ladkiya is joke me dimag mat lagana samajh me nhi aayega

  10. sinnngh says:

    Adminji q kheench rahe hain aap maine sch btaya dost!

  11. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

    @sinnnng,…..

    mein tumhari pic ki rating kr sakta hoon agar tum mujhe apna pic de do to..but jaruri nahi 37 ladkio ne tumhe propose kai to tum khubsurat ho…woh to tumhari tasweer dekh ka pata chalega..
    @admin yaar majak ki bhi hadd hoti hai…uska face sahi mein accha ho sakta hai..
    mujhe nahi pata mein kitna accha dikhta hoon..but ladke jo dusre hote hain..unse pata chalta hai..ki main bhi kafi sundar aur attractive hoon..jay janata hai is baare mein..

    1. Admin says:

      ab to tune usko apni pic dikha di.. hum kya bure hai.. ek bar hume b dikha na apni pic ;) dekhe to sahi ki deepti ji kaisi dikhti hai

  12. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    sahi bat hai

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