Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi Mein Kya Antar Hai?

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Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?

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Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai

Banta: “Wo Kaise?

Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai

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Banta- Vasna, Pyar Or Shadi Me Kya Antar H? Santa- Sirf Panty Ka Antar H. Banta- Wo Kse? Santa- Vasna Me Pany Ko Fadte H, Pyr Me Utarte H Or Shadi Me Dhote He

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21 Comments

  1. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehe…….. Nice joke

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  3. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Hmmmmm….!

  4. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    दो पाकिस्तानी और एक
    हिन्दुस्तानी एक ट्रेन मे सफर कर रहे
    थे।
    तभी एक पाकिस्तानी बोला मुझे कोल्ड ड्रिँक पीना है मै लेने जा रहा हूँ । हिन्दुस्तानी बोला आप हमारे मेहमान हैँ
    आप बैठिए मैँ लाता हूँ ।
    जब वो लेने गया तब तक एक पाकिस्तानी ने हिन्दुस्तानी के एक जूते मेँ थूँक दिया ।
    जब बो वापिस
    आया तो दूसरा बोला मुझे
    भी पीना है और वो उसके
    लिये भी लेने चला गया । तब तक दूसरे पाकिस्तानी ने उसके दूसरे जूते मेँ थूक दिया।
    उसने दूसरे को भी दे दी और जैसे ही जूते
    मे पाँव डाला हिन्दुस्तानी जोर से चिल्लाया
    .
    .
    आखिर कब तक – कब तक
    ऐसा चलेगा कि पाकिस्तानी हमारे जूते
    मे थूकते रहेँगेँ,
    और हम उनकी कोल्ड ड्रिँक मेँ पेशाब करते रहेँगे! :-P

    1. Pret aatm(Himanshu) says:

      Arre samosy bhai aapke jok ne to admin ke joke ko fail kardia. Very good joke

  5. deleted says:

    fuddu joke

  6. Sujeet says:

    Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne mein
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Phir raat ko unki yaadon ki hawa chalti hai
    aur hum phir bikhr kar reh jate hai…..

    1. deleted says:

      good sher sujeet……

      how are u friends…..

      1. Sujeet says:

        Thankx bade bhai..

  7. deleted says:

    kuch toh apne muqaddar main andhere they..

    kuch uski yaad mai diye buja kar rona achha lagaa.

  8. deleted says:

    Thak sa gaya hai meri chahton ka wajood,”

    ”ab koi achcha bhi lage to izhar nahi karte…

  9. deleted says:

    Zindagi main to musafir hoon teri kashti ka,

    tu jahan mujhse kahega mein utar jaauga….

  10. deleted says:

    Na jaane Kab Se Ho Gaye Itne Shiddat Pasand ham

    jab Tak Zakham Na Khayien tassalee nahi hoti,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  11. deleted says:

    Us Ke Bina Ab Chup Chup Rehna acha lagta Hai
    Khamoshi Se Dard Ko Sehna acha lagta Hai
    Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Din Bhar Aansoo Behte Hain
    Saamne Us Ke Kuch Na Kehna acha lagta Hai
    Mil Ker Us Se Bichar Na Jaon Darta Rehta Hoon
    Is Liye Bas Door Hi Rehna Acha lagta hai

    1. Sujeet says:

      Masha aalah….. Great shers BADE BHAI… Maza aa gaya….
      I’m f9, how r u? Bade bhai ye Ravi bro kidhar hai… Bahot din ho gaye nazar nahi aaye….

  12. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Great Shers Deleted Bro..!
    Maza Aa Gaya..!
    Mahfil Rangeen Kar Di Kasam Se.!

  13. lalitmangla says:

    Good sher rathi ji sujeet tera acchha sher hai

    1. Sujeet says:

      Thankx Lalit bro….

  14. deleted says:

    dosto ye admin ne ban laga rekha tha nahi to sher to mein post kat deta…
    ..
    thanx to all of u

  15. salman says:

    mast

  16. gandu says:

    Nyc

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