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37 Comments

  1. Priya says:

    hehe

  2. Sahil says:

    hahaha

  3. Jay says:

    Hi Friends, Gud Nyt !
    Mai ye cmnt Garib Rath Train me travel kartey huwe kar raha hun. Mujhe Aap bahut se dosto ki Subhkamnaye mili jis se mujhe khushi aur Utsaah dono mila hai. Eske liye Aap sabhi dosto ko thanks.

    1. Priya says:

      Happy journey jay ji :)

  4. Jay says:

    Dosto kal (10 Feb.) ko mai Delhi me rahunga aur phir 11 Feb. Ko Jammu Mata Rani ke Darbar k liye rawana ho jaunga . . To Dosto phir meri Aap logo se baat ho ya na ho esliye Aap sabhi se “JAI MATA DI”

    1. Admin says:

      @Jay Tu Chahe to jaata hua mujhe mil ke ja sakta hai… Raste mein main bhi hun. aage teri marji

    2. rashii says:

      jay dear hum sunday ko delhi me the Jai Mata Di
      apki yatra mangalmay ho

  5. Dhiraj* says:

    @jay..tumhein dher saari duaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tumhari journey k liye..tumhare saath rahengi…tum bhi rahoge main bhi rahunga…tumhari yaadein bhi saath rahengi baate bhi rahengi…kaash meri diary next birth:)..mein mujhe koi dede to phir se tumhari aur dosto ki baatein hoto pe muskaan chhod dengi..tc jay…
    mein bhi next month apni soul city mumbai jaa raha hun..after 1993…uske baad apne bro. k pass goa..pehli baar haha ..i m very much xited…jay apna khyal rkhna..kaafi thand hai north mein..snowfall k bhi maze lena..meine to sirf olefall dekhe hai..hehe!!
    tc!!
    @kya naam hai haan benaam,..welcome.ji.
    @rashii di..sab thik to hai??
    jay u knw ….god knws what i wantt from deep inside of my heart..ek ladka ek dost ek
    saccha premi jo sirf mere jaise ki hi talash mein ho..jo sirf mere lie hi bana ho har janm k liye…jo meri khubsurti se jada meri dil ki khubsurti se pyaar kre…aur muje bharosa hai..ki woh mujhe jarur milega..agar ladki hota to koi bhi ladka iss duniya ka mujhe apni g.f bana leta..but i m happy what i m..kyunki yeh isthiti aapko aur khubsurat banne ka mouka deti hai..thats y i thank to god jisne mujhe aise banaya..god cares me so much mein isse mehsus krta hun har waqt apni jindagi mein..
    jay once again…SWEET N HAPPY JOURNEY. for u.Jay..Jay kripya dhayan dein..gaadi sankhya xyz Delhi ko samay se apne nirdharit samay par platform no..X pe aane wali hai..aapse nivedan hai..apne samaan ka khyal rakhein aur aaram se gaadi mein chadein :).HAPPY JOURNEY:)
    Goodnight jay n frenss!!
    sweet dreams n lovely night:)

  6. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

    Hohohohahahahehehe

    1. rashii says:

      hmmmm

  7. Jay says:

    @RASHII DEAR, JAI MATA DI. . .
    Ab Aap kaisi hai aur apki prblm kuch kam huyi ya phir avi v same hai ?

    1. rashii says:

      jay dear sbse pehle hum thik hain, fir u r so sweet, ap apne sbhi dosto ka dhyan rkhte ho, aur haan gufa me fans mt jana hehe waise ek bat kahe ap dil k bahut ache ho
      dhiraj ji hum ab thik hain, apki diary me hum hain ya ??
      WANTED JI aapne hume yad to kiya

  8. Ramo says:

    @admin yaar main opera mini use karta hun, ab teri site open karta hun toh nonvegjokes k niche english likha hota hai, jab main english open karta hun to, hindi english santa comment etc. Likha hota hai aur jab main cmt. click karta hun toh sabi k cmt. milte hai main chahata hun k sirf mere cmt. hi khole ta jo main apne cmt. pe reply dek sako

  9. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj sweetheart, tumko to meri Awaz ab kam stnayi deti hai. ESLIYE tumse yahi Kahunga . . .
    “JAI MATA DI”

  10. Cobra says:

    bahut hi badiya news hai…

    Chalo hamara kuch to bhala ho ga.

  11. HPS says:

    Hohoho…

  12. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahehehe…
    Ye to bahut garbad hai bhai…
    **GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS**

    1. rashii says:

      gd night ji

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Thanks….
        Ap to bahut kam hi aati hai, site pe,,, why??

  13. landbaaz aadmi says:

    saala mei toh lifesaver banana chahta hoo par yeh sab ladkiya pagal hai jo hume apna breast na dekar apni jaan khatre mei dalti hai

  14. Dhiraj* says:

    @jay*..mein tumse kyun naaraj houn…yeh sach hai ki kabhi mein tumse naaraj ho jaaya krta tha..vishwash rakho..mein tumse kbhi bhi naaraj nhi ho sakta..tumhare naam k bhitar ek pyaar chhipa hai mere liye..kbhi kbhi uss diary ko kholkar tumhare cmnts bhi nhi padta..kyunki tumhara pyaar jo mere dil mein basta hai..ek baat batau tumhari zindagi mere bina adhuri rahegi aur meri tumhare bina…isliye jay..
    ….*om namah shiva*..
    tc,good night n happy journey
    ur sweetheart Dhiraj*

  15. sahil says:

    Jay, best of luck for the journey , JAI MATA DI ….

  16. sahil says:

    @ Rashi ji , aap kaisi h ?
    March Mein to fir exam shru Ho jayenge aapke….

    1. rashii says:

      sahil ji exam? Humari toh study b complete ho gyi, ab koi exam nhi

  17. sahil says:

    @ wanted ji , aap ko deleted ki shyari ki Kami Mein nahi hone dunga …..
    How r you bro…??

    1. Sahil says:

      Aik raat hui barsaat bahaut,

      Main roya saari raat bahaut.

      Her gham tha zamaane ka lekin,

      Main tanha tha us raat bahaut.

      Phir aankh se aik saawan barsa,

      Jab sehar hui to khyal aaya,

      Woh baadal kitna tanha tha,

      Jo barsa saari raat bahaut…………

    2. Admin says:

      @ Sahil bhai bas kar… kyu kham kha shaq karva raha hai ki tu hi Deleted hai ;)

      Remember i am admin + hehehe idhar esi shayariya aaj tak kisi aur ne nahi mari :p

      1. wanted. says:

        hehehehe

      2. sahil says:

        @ admin bhai I m not deleted bas unse inspire Ho gya hun
        ;)

        1. Admin says:

          achhha….. hahahahaha bhadiya hai fir

  18. Rabindra says:

    Excellent……..

  19. Dhiraj says:

    For Jay

    Dictionary says that Open and Close are opposites:

    But lessons of life teach that we are Open to only with whom we are close

  20. Sahil says:

    kisi se juda hona itna aasan hota to jism se rooh ko lene kabhi farishte nai aate.

  21. Sahil says:

    If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask who’s that idiot?
    If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
    Idiot, who’s that girl?

    Misconception:
    No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots

    Proposed theory:
    Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love

    Concluded theory:
    Girls always love Idiots….

  22. Sahil says:

    in memeory of my friend “Deleted”

    Guzar Jayenge Bina Bataye Ye Pal,

    Jinhe Hum

    Intzar Or Aap Waqt Kahte Ho..

    Kya Patta Bhul Jayo Aap Is Dost Ko,

    Jise Hum Ek Rishta Or Aap Ek Alfaaz Kahte Ho

  23. sujeet says:

    good jokes

  24. Sergio says:

    ladkiya is baat ko nahi manengi :/

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