Waah Ri Maa Ki Laadli

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Ek Anpadh Sardarni New York Ke Ek Message Centre Mein Apni Maa Ko Punjab Message Karne Ke Liye Gayi

Angrej Operator Bola Ki $50 Lagenge

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Wo Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Mere Pas Itne Paise To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Aap Meri Maa Ko Ek Message Kar Do To Aap Jo Bologe Main Karungi

Angrej Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Puchha: “Kuch Bhi Karogi?

Vo Boli: “Haan, Kuch Bhi

Angrej Ne Use Kaha Ki Mere Piche Aao Aur Usko Agle Ek Room Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola: “Darwaja Band Karke Mere Pass Aao

Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Uske Pass Aake Khadi Ho Gayi

Angrej: “Ab Jhuko Aur Apne Ghutno Pe Khadi Ho Jao

Usne Hichkichate Hue Aisa Hi Kiya

Angrej Bola: “Meri Pant Ki Zip Kholo

Usne Zip Khol Di

Angrej: “Ab Isko Bahar Nikalo Aur Shuru Ho Jao

Usne Dono Haatho Se Uska Samaan Bahar Nikala, Angrej Ne Maje Se Apni Aankhein Band Kar Li

Aurat Apne Hont Uske Paas Layi Aur Chilla Ke Boli: “Bebe Mein Simran, Tenu Meri Awaj Aa Rahi Hai Na?

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22 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  2. Ramesh Prajapati says:

    Nice

  3. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehe…….
    Mast joke hai admin bro…….
    KLPD ho gai angrej ki……

  4. Daksh Saini says:

    dashu

  5. ρяιүα says:

    hehehehe
    :p

  6. deleted says:

    बड़े नादान है जो इस दौर में भी वफ़ा की उम्मीद रखते है ..
    यहाँ दुआ पूरी न हो तो लोग भगवान को भी बदल देते है ,,,!

  7. deleted says:

    Rone se kisiko paya nhi jata, Khone se kisiko bhulaya nhi jata,
    Waqt sabko milta h zindgi badalne k liye, Pr Zindgi nhi milti waqt badalne K liye…

  8. deleted says:

    Mere marne ke baad mera dil nikaal kar usko de dena..!!

    Taaki uski dil se khelne ki aadat khatam na ho..!

  9. deleted says:

    Breaking News:
    Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
    Advertisement Dekh Kar
    Apne Parents Ka Mobile
    Inter-change Kar Diya.
    Next Week They Got Divorced… .
    Now New Punch Line :-
    Idea Can Not Only
    Change Your Life It Also
    Help You To Change Your Wife.

  10. deleted says:

    Mat Pucho Hum Teri Yaad Me Kese Waqt Bitaate Hai~
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    Paani Me
    “Surf Exel” Mila Ke Bul-Boole Udaate Hai~

  11. deleted says:

    HALKI HALKI BARISH KE SATH HAWA KE JHONKE

    ZARA ZARA SA BADHTA HU DARD-E-DIL

    ANDAJ ACHHA HAI “JUNE” TERE JAANE KA

  12. deleted says:

    Kab doge nijaat mujhe in raaton ki tanhai se…
    Ae ishq….
    apne zulam dekh, meri umar dekh…

    1. Rajesh says:

      wah bhai ji wah apke karan hum sayar kahlye lag gye.

  13. deleted says:

    Raat bhar mujhe iss baat ne sone na dia ki
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    ….. . . zindgi to bas 4 din ki hai
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    |..(‘,’) | )(> |<|. . . . . . . .
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    . Or net pack maine 30 din ka kara liya !

  14. deleted says:

    Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
    jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

    Santa confidently answered- Sir

    1-SMOKING
    2-DRINKING….

  15. deleted says:

    Tum Ye Mat Samjh’na k Humein koi
    Or Nahi ‘Chahta’…..
    Tum ‘Chhor’ bi Do Ge To ‘Mout’ bahut
    talabgaar h hamari……

  16. deleted says:

    Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
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    Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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    Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
    Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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    Everyone swam to save their life,
    but you were still swimming and
    searching for someone.”
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    Boyfriend (with luv): “I was searching for you, na?
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    Girlfriend said: NO, You were
    shouting,
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    “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

  17. deleted says:

    Hum Se Junoon-E-Ishq Ka Aalam Na Puchiye,
    Apna Hi Intezar Kiya Hai……. Kabhi Kabhi…!!

  18. deleted says:

    1st friend: I have Engineering Degree kya karu?
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    2nd friend : OLX pe bech de

  19. deleted says:

    ठिकाना कब्र है कुछ तो इबादत कर मुसाफिर , कहते हैं खाली हाथ किसी क घर जाया नहीं करते

  20. deleted says:

    दोस्ती का दम भरते थे वो कभी और आज

    जब दोस्त को कफ़न में लिपटा देखा

    तो कहा कौन है ये मै तो इसे जानती तक नहीं

  21. manish kmr says:

    bade dino baad post kiya re admin..ab bhi hansee aa rhi h

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