Wah Re Chodu Kutte

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Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi

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Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye

Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya.

Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte Ko Kutti Ke Sath Chod Diya

Kisaan Ne Kutte Se Kaha: “Dekh Bete Hume Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai Tu Araam Se Apna Kaam Karna.

Par Kutte Ne Ander Guste Hi Kutti Ki Chudai Shuru Kar Di

Kisaan Bada Khush Hua Dekh Kar. Dekhte Dekhte Usne Kutti Ko 2 Baar Chod Diya.

Fir Usne Gaayo Ki Chudai Shuru Kari. Saari Gaye Bhi Chod Di

Kisaan Ne Fir Kaha: “Bete Araam Kar Le. Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Tei Tabiyat Kharaab Ho Jayegi

Kutta Fir Bhi Nahi Ruka Bhanis, Bakri, Suwar, Batakh Sab Ki Chudai Karte Karte Raat Ho Gayi.

Agle Din Subah Kisaan Utha To Usne Dekha, Kutta Ground Mein Chaaro Taang Uper Karke Pada Hua Thha

Uski Aankhein Bahar Aa Gayi Thhi Aur Jeebh Ladki Hui Thhi. Aur Ek Cheel Upar Madra Rahi Hai.

Kisaan Uske Paas Jaakar Bola: “Maine Kaha Tha Na Bete Control Kar. Meri Baat Maan Li Hoti To Aisa Nahi Hota. Jaan Gawani Pad Gayi Na

Itne Mein Kutta Bola: “Shhhhhhhhh… Bhosndi Ke Door Ho Ja, Cheel Najdeek Aa Rahi Hai, Usko Bhi Chodna Hai

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Comments

57 Comments

  1. tina says:

    joke achha tha. but ye joke kam story jada lag rha tha..

    1. sunny says:

      tina is jokes ki film ban cukhi h….dekna h to apna no. mujhe de do haste hue ro padagi ….

    2. anand says:

      @tina sahi bol rahi ho. lakin maja aa gaya,tina kaisi ho??

    3. Sanjay says:

      Hi tina, tum kaha se belong karti ho. Tumhari chut shaved hai na. Mujhe chikni chut bohut pasand hai.

    4. tiwari says:

      accha tha

    5. tiwari says:

      han kab milogi

    6. kapil dev says:

      Hi tina,tum kab on line rehti ho

  2. k s says:

    yaa..its not funny

  3. pia says:

    thoda short hota to achha hota

  4. MAH says:

    Congratulation admin tu nye site bana de. Aachi lagi . Kya vo pics wale site(x desktop) nye hai . Uske wallpaper kaphi aache hai aur sabse badi baat vo high resulation mai bhi hai

  5. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @ Tina kisi ka offer accept karne se pahle samjh lo ki, saare kutte hi chudakkad hote hain ya ye kah lo ki saare chudakkad kutte hote hain. CHUDAKKAD GAANDU KUTTA

    1. piyush says:

      lagta hai Dipti Tujhe kutto ka Bada

      Experience hai….

    2. Abhi Tiwari says:

      Abbe deepti kutiya gand khud marwati ho chudakdo ko gandu kehti ho

  6. Sameer Gaur says:

    Ye kutta to mujhse bhi bada chodu nikla.

  7. Divya says:

    thik hi tha

    1. sunny says:

      divya ab kutta tujhe chodne aa raha h….

    2. Yogesh says:

      Hi Fairy Girl Divya

    3. amrish saxena says:

      AAPKO SAHI PAHCHAN HAI

  8. Chodu Don says:

    That was Good

  9. mohan says:

    tina ji mera land anaconda jaisa hai, teri chut ka kabaar khana dega mera land.

  10. Deepti Tiwari says:

    admin sir, aapne mere comments post kyn nahi kiye?

    It is nt fair. If you found nything wrong in the comments pls tell me sothat I cud correct me in future.

  11. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Ohh OK admin sir now it has been posted. thanks

    1. kapil dev says:

      DIPTI me tume kutiya bana k chodunga sari raat

  12. Anuj says:

    kutte ko maliak aur uski biwi chod dena chahiye tha

  13. chintoo says:

    ek dum jhkaassss

  14. Prince says:

    I Like jokes…..

  15. Shinjini (Riah) says:

    @Mohan : tumne anaconda ka lund size kb measure kiya :-D lol.

  16. Jack says:

    wah admin bhai mza aa gya…last line is awsome….

  17. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    wow yaar..,,kutte bhi chodu nikle yaar….!!!!!!!!!!

    aur kaun-kaun chodu bhara hai yaha pe………?????????

  18. Hardeep says:

    Yeh joke aisa hai jaise sex ki film dekh rahe the par jab ladka climax karne hi wala tha ke reel kat gayi

  19. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Kapil Dev, oye randi ke aulad, pahle girls se baat karni ki sabhyata sikhkar aa. yaha iss site pe apne kothewali ma ke diye hue sanskar mat dikha. Pls dear yaha pe gandgi mat faila.

    Aur agar tu ye sochta ho ki jo girls joke padhti hai to wo gandi hogi. to apni iss soch ko badal le. Joke fun ke liye hain. Iska ye matlab nahi ki tum ki tum apni limit cross karke badtamizi karo.

    Agar tum (boys) sabhyta se baat karo to girls bhi tumse acche se baat kare aur iss site ka maahol bhi thik rahe.

    1. admin says:

      I Agreed with Deepti…. Har ladki Randi nahi hoti aur har Randi ladki hi hoti hai… Dimag hai to is line ki gehrayi samjnna Boys
      Dosto Ladki hi hai jo har jagha fasti hai aake,… maa ke room mein bhi behan ke roop mein bhi Biwi ke roop mein bhi aur GF ke roop mein bi
      Jab hume ye haq hai ki apni khushi ke liye movie dekhe sex kare kuch bhi akre to ladkiya joke kyu nahi padd sakti…

    2. MAH says:

      Deepti Tiwari je aapki MkA ladkeyo(girls) ko jokes padne se koi nahi rok sakta hai. Pur apke gale dene se boys(not including me & admin) ke bahsa sudhrne vali nahi hai. B'oz unka nature he aisa hota hai. Aur yaha ka mahol to sirf admin he sahi kar sakta hai. Kyo bhi admin sahi kaha na.. Hehehehehe

      1. admin says:

        Thik bola vese hehe adhe se jayda mahol sudhar gaya hai Chat ki vajah se ab vaha gand padta hai jyada to hehe

    3. piyush says:

      Dipti I really agree with you….some guys

      are disgusting,but not all…There is no

      doubt that this site belongs to non-veg

      jokes,but it doesn't mean that Aap kisi

      ke liye nonsence baat kar daalo.maana ki

      ladkiya bhi is sites pe comment likti

      hai lekin iska ye matlab to nahi hua

      ki they are bad girls.Yaar jokes ko

      enjoy karo na ki kisi ego hurt kar

      do.

      Deepti i have an advice for you…

      being a girl you don't have to

      use such rubbish words

    4. mkm says:

      jab aapitne achhe ho to esse ladko ke muh kyo lagte ho

    5. suhit says:

      hello deepti aap kaha se ho aur kaisi ho. if u dont't mind mai apse dosti karna chahta hu. plz reply kijiyega. _suhit

  20. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Thanks admin sir, I really dont like to use dirty words.

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Good joke

    2. rajni rani says:

      kitna lamba hai yaar

  21. Nalayak says:

    Us Kutte ne ab issan ko hi **** diya

  22. kapil dev says:

    admin sir aapne meri comment kaat di,thoda is dipti ko b samjhaiye

    1. admin says:

      Sorry Kapil brother… kuch din se site koi aur handle kar raha tha usne gande comments bi approve kar diye.. but ab thik ho jayega sab Deepti bi

  23. Varun says:

    Very-very exellent

  24. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin sir plz mere comment ko site par layo taki deepti ko bhi malum pade ki dusro ki maa bahan par comment karna kya hota hai.

  25. Deepti Tiwari says:

    OK Thanks Piyush, MAH & admin Sir for understanding me. iss site par bad girls bhi hai aur gud girls bhi bas boys se expect karti hu ki wo iss difference ko samjhe aur girls ki respect kare.

    @Piyush I will take care abt not to use bad words. vaise bhi mai kafi bura feel kar rahi thi, iss tarah fight karne se koi faida nahi bas bekar me apni juban hi gandi hogi.

    @PUNEET aur KAPIL, Mai ye bekar ki fight khatam karna chahti hu. Please accept my proposal.

    1. admin says:

      Deepti, agar wo tumhara proposal accept nahi karenge to koi bhi comment unka approve nahi hoga.

      1. piyush says:

        admin I think this is the right decision.

    2. piyush says:

      That's like a good girl..

      try to accept the good complements and

      ignore if anyone use words for you kyunki

      ladkiyo ki image ladko ki tulna me jyada

      kharab hoti hai.

  26. rajni rani says:

    hello

    1. mkm says:

      kisko hello

  27. raj3399 says:

    i join this site to day very nise site for fun&masti.deepti i realy agree with you only behavior language accept on this site

  28. nagesh says:

    mai sabhi larkiyon ko respect dunga , apni ijjat unke hath me dene ko taiyar hoon ,

    mai unse kuchh return me nahin mangta

    bus itna chahta hun ki wo meri ijjat apne hath me le

  29. Rana says:

    very nice jok yaar is too coolll……

  30. sania says:

    hey….admin{sameer}can i get ur email id or number?i wana talk to u.i am new on dis site….

    1. Admin says:

      Sania Ji Sorry… Par i cant.. Itne aur yahan achhe achhe ladke hai aap unse baat kijiye na

  31. $unny Fame $ingh says:

    hahahahahahaha…………….baba ji kya baat hai……bada dhasu joke dala hai…..has has k pet fat gya……hahahahahahehehehehehehehehehe

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