Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi

Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya.

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Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye

Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya.

Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte Ko Kutti Ke Sath Chod Diya

Kisaan Ne Kutte Se Kaha: “Dekh Bete Hume Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai Tu Araam Se Apna Kaam Karna.

Par Kutte Ne Ander Guste Hi Kutti Ki Chudai Shuru Kar Di

Kisaan Bada Khush Hua Dekh Kar. Dekhte Dekhte Usne Kutti Ko 2 Baar Chod Diya.

Fir Usne Gaayo Ki Chudai Shuru Kari. Saari Gaye Bhi Chod Di

Kisaan Ne Fir Kaha: “Bete Araam Kar Le. Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Tei Tabiyat Kharaab Ho Jayegi

Kutta Fir Bhi Nahi Ruka Bhanis, Bakri, Suwar, Batakh Sab Ki Chudai Karte Karte Raat Ho Gayi.

Agle Din Subah Kisaan Utha To Usne Dekha, Kutta Ground Mein Chaaro Taang Uper Karke Pada Hua Thha

Uski Aankhein Bahar Aa Gayi Thhi Aur Jeebh Ladki Hui Thhi. Aur Ek Cheel Upar Madra Rahi Hai.

Kisaan Uske Paas Jaakar Bola: “Maine Kaha Tha Na Bete Control Kar. Meri Baat Maan Li Hoti To Aisa Nahi Hota. Jaan Gawani Pad Gayi Na

Itne Mein Kutta Bola: “Shhhhhhhhh… Bhosndi Ke Door Ho Ja, Cheel Najdeek Aa Rahi Hai, Usko Bhi Chodna Hai

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63 Comments

  1. panchhi says:

    arre re bechare madrasi ka sapna adhura reh gya gora bacha pane ka …vaise agr vo apne bache ko fair n lovely lagayega to uska bacha gora ho jayega

  2. panchhi says:

    raavan jan me apne sare frnds se pyar krti hu love u…

    aur yaar ab golu ko pata chal gaya ke u ladke ho to wo shayad tumse milne nahi ayega…

  3. Simmi says:

    @Rosy, first of i wud like 2 say i hates u, me to clarify de sakti thi bt raj ki wajah se chup hu bt itna jarur janti hu, tum meri kehne ka matlb achi tarah se samajh chuki thi

    @Panchi, rashi di, rukhsana, rahul, lofer, kapil, aap sabhi log bahut sweet hai

    @Raaj, really sorry to hear that u alone celebrate velentine evry yr , chalo tumhe offer deti hu, will be my velentine he he he

    ab is comt me v tumhe koi prob ho to bata dena, jyada bhav khane ki jarurat nahi hai,hunnn

    1. Panchhi says:

      @SIMMI wcb ,u r also sweet gal n nice 2 c u here…. @LOFAR darling wer r u my jaan? I misin u so much…. Lov uuu….. @wc NISHA JI @RAAVAN janu ver r u ? @hello PANKAJ ap to hame bhul h gaye ho yar?kavi hmse v bat kr liya kro……. @hey MAHIYA kaha gayb ho gaye u? @hi RASHI DI… @SHEELA jan kaha ho? @hi DIVYA n ANJALI kaisi ho? @RAHUL jan kaisa rha tmhara valentineday?

  4. Pankaj says:

    Santa- dekho mai chahe jaisa b hu par bachha ek dam sundar hona chahiye.
    Biwi-
    Dekhoji,
    Choice is urs, bachha ya to sundar hoga ya to aap ka hoga.

  5. Rashii says:

    Bechara Madrasi hehehe
    lucky Angrej hahahaha

    hi admin ji no reply very bad hehehe

    rahul ji aapne to site per kisi ko b apni shadi ka card nhi baant omg! Iska mtlb apki un sbse shadi hahahahaha n pickle me agar salt jyda ho to wo kai saalo tak khrab nhi hota isliye ap tention mat lo ap k paise waste nhi jayegae hehehe

    Raj bindas dosti me no thanku no sry hehe(movie ka dialoug hain)
    thnx simmi ji, kafi dino baad ap thi kaha?

    Sheela ji, panchi ji, anjali ji,divya ji, preet ji hru?

    Hi dhiraj ji, dev ji, kapil ji, mausam ji, arush ji, shallu ji n frnds kaise ho ap sb

    raavan ji sweety is qute name
    wanted ji jra apna jalva to dikhayie

    Vikrant ji aapne rashi kaha ya rashmi

    dosti ker k bhul jatey ho Nikhil ji, ricks ji, shanshak ji, Mahiya ji

    1. Admin says:

      Rashiii ji aur jo dosti karke yaad rakhte hai unka kya. Hadd hai yaar milne ko hum tarste hai aur ek aap ho ki use majak samjhte ho. :(

      Missing u without fon no.

  6. killer says:

    nice joke ………

    wife:- aji sunte ho jab apne pehli baar mera hunghat uthaya tha to kaisa laga tha.

    husband:- khuda ki kasam agar hanuman chalisa yad na hoti to mar hi jata.

  7. killer says:

    girl:- baba ye lund kaisa hota hai?

    baba:- koi chota

    koi lamba

    koi mota

    koi patla

    koi sakht or koi naram.

    girl:- baba lagta he aapne sari umar gand hi marwai hai….

  8. pankaj says:

    Pappu- daddy, what is the

    Difference between CONFIDENCE & CONFIDENCIAL?

    Santa- you r my son is my

    CONFIDENCE but ur friends r also my son is my CONFIDENCIAL.

  9. Lofar says:

    @Panchhi meri butter scotch brandy kaise ho jan i was busy 4 ful day bt in evry piece of work i ws looking ur face only nd i missed u so much.
    @Dosto aj mai humare dost Rahul chodumal(BLW) ka ek sach batata hu jo uske Cmnts dene k tarike se ye proof karega k BLW ka lu¤d aur gotiya sahi me bilupt hai aur aap logo ne b uske cmnts padhkar ye gaur kiya hoga k
    1-Ek baar maine uski bibi ko leke pahli baar cmnt kiya tha to chodumal bola, “Meri to bibi hl nahi hai!!”
    2-Ek baar kisi ne uski bahen ko leke cmnt kiya to chodumal bola,”Meri to bahen hi nahi hai!!”
    Iss basis pe agar conclusion nikale nd bola jaye k rahul chodumal tune apni gotiya red aur blue color ki hai to chodumal ka standard ans hoga,”Mere to gotiya hi nahi hai arre mere to lu¤d hi nahi hai!!”
    —Hence proved that
    Rahul chodumal==BLW
    Hahahahaha
    @Rana Mausam Kapil Dhiraj Jay Raj bnds Pankaj Ratan Dev Shruti Anjali Preet Rukhsana Nisha Nikhil killer nd al frnds sab kaise ho
    @Simmi nice to see u again wat do u do dear
    @Sheelaji aur aaka puppy kaisa hai use pyar krti ho k nahi
    @Ravan maheene me kitne toothpaste use karne padte hai tujhe hahaha
    @Admin bhai kaise ho

  10. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @Admin bhai valntne day me kya kia kisi kanya ko apna loha dkhaya ya nai hahaha
    @shela jan esa mene kya kardia valntne day ke din mene tho bs ek do kis kia tha or tu itna sharma rai hai ki cmnt hi nai dparai hai hehe,lve u jan uummm
    @panchi jan tra bna valentne day manane me maja hi nai aya jan,wese thk hi gaya or tu bta tne kya kia jan
    @preet janu kha hai tu yar tne tho vlntn day kis dia nai chal me hi dedeta hu tje uummm lve u janu
    @ravan bhai maja aya bmw ki bivi k sath valntne day manane me hahaha.
    @lofar bmw yar tri bivi tho kisi or k sth maje karai thi valntn day me or tu kya hath se kam chala rha tha apne oh sry tu tho sxy uncle k pas gaya hoga apni gand ki shanti k lye hahaha

  11. Rahul(chdml) says:

    Nice joke

    @rashi hahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehe maja nai aya

    @ravan bhai muje kya pta tha ki esi bt hai muje lga ki tm panchi ko pprops karo ge sry bhai hehehe

    @simmi dear welcme bck,wese kha bsy thi,or ye btao ki tme kala chaye ya gora hehe bacha hehehe

  12. Nikhil says:

    Hi rashi, hum to apko nh bhule h yar! Pr lgta h aapne humare comnts pdhne chod diye h…………………………………hey panchi kaise ho yar!!

  13. Mausam says:

    wah joke is nice.saale angrej ne Madraasi ki tamannao pe paani fer diya,aage se madrasi chudwaane se pahle condom jarur check kar liya karega.hahahaaa

    Hi all friends kaise ho sab.

    iss site ka to nakshaa hi badal gayaa hai.

    but nice lag rhee hai ye site.par kuchh atpataa sa bhi lag rha he.

    Admin bhai kaise ho site ko achchha bana diya hai. good keep it up.

    1. Admin says:

      Mausam Bhai bade dino baad aya.. kaha marwa raha thha hehehhe
      aur Naksha atpata lagegag kyunki sab kuch changed hai
      aur mera motive isko sunder kam fast jyada banane ka hai..
      Fir bhi dheere dheere features include hote jaayenge

  14. Samina says:

    Hi this Is Samina.

    i have just visited this stite. reading all comments its gret that u all guys sharing these fun amongs each other.

    ger8 going admin. keep it up

  15. amit says:

    ab pata chala ki ladko ke pars me candom kyo mite hai

    sala hamra room met bhi aesa he hai hamesa candom apne paas rakhta hai

    jaha dekhi jagad bas chadaya aur lag gaya chudai karne me

  16. Rosy says:

    @simmi, Oh.. Tat isnt a big deal. I hav nt askd any1 either 2 love me or hate me. Its ur right. Btw u ko jo kehna hai, speak out. Raj ki wajah se chup nai raho.
    @raj, if above cmnt se u ko kch prblm h, toh m sry. Ek aur baat dear, jo u k gud points, bad points ko dekhkar u k close aaye toh tat is nthng more thn a business deal. Rest is ur choice

      1. Raj bindaas says:

        Hunk tune mujhe tadpa dala yaar wo purani yaadein taza kar dali, tera cmt dekhkar mujhe laga meri rosy wapas aa gyi yaar bt :(:(

  17. veekay says:

    I am new. This is a great site, lovely jokes, lovely guys and dolls. Will come here regularly and hope to make friends. Nice to see girls (and boys) enjoy talking about sex. Love you all.

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