Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi

Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya.

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Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye

Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya.

Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte Ko Kutti Ke Sath Chod Diya

Kisaan Ne Kutte Se Kaha: “Dekh Bete Hume Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai Tu Araam Se Apna Kaam Karna.

Par Kutte Ne Ander Guste Hi Kutti Ki Chudai Shuru Kar Di

Kisaan Bada Khush Hua Dekh Kar. Dekhte Dekhte Usne Kutti Ko 2 Baar Chod Diya.

Fir Usne Gaayo Ki Chudai Shuru Kari. Saari Gaye Bhi Chod Di

Kisaan Ne Fir Kaha: “Bete Araam Kar Le. Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Tei Tabiyat Kharaab Ho Jayegi

Kutta Fir Bhi Nahi Ruka Bhanis, Bakri, Suwar, Batakh Sab Ki Chudai Karte Karte Raat Ho Gayi.

Agle Din Subah Kisaan Utha To Usne Dekha, Kutta Ground Mein Chaaro Taang Uper Karke Pada Hua Thha

Uski Aankhein Bahar Aa Gayi Thhi Aur Jeebh Ladki Hui Thhi. Aur Ek Cheel Upar Madra Rahi Hai.

Kisaan Uske Paas Jaakar Bola: “Maine Kaha Tha Na Bete Control Kar. Meri Baat Maan Li Hoti To Aisa Nahi Hota. Jaan Gawani Pad Gayi Na

Itne Mein Kutta Bola: “Shhhhhhhhh… Bhosndi Ke Door Ho Ja, Cheel Najdeek Aa Rahi Hai, Usko Bhi Chodna Hai

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57 Comments

  1. MAH says:

    Congratulation admin tu nye site bana de. Aachi lagi . Kya vo pics wale site(x desktop) nye hai . Uske wallpaper kaphi aache hai aur sabse badi baat vo high resulation mai bhi hai

  2. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @ Tina kisi ka offer accept karne se pahle samjh lo ki, saare kutte hi chudakkad hote hain ya ye kah lo ki saare chudakkad kutte hote hain. CHUDAKKAD GAANDU KUTTA

  3. Deepti Tiwari says:

    admin sir, aapne mere comments post kyn nahi kiye?

    It is nt fair. If you found nything wrong in the comments pls tell me sothat I cud correct me in future.

  4. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Kapil Dev, oye randi ke aulad, pahle girls se baat karni ki sabhyata sikhkar aa. yaha iss site pe apne kothewali ma ke diye hue sanskar mat dikha. Pls dear yaha pe gandgi mat faila.

    Aur agar tu ye sochta ho ki jo girls joke padhti hai to wo gandi hogi. to apni iss soch ko badal le. Joke fun ke liye hain. Iska ye matlab nahi ki tum ki tum apni limit cross karke badtamizi karo.

    Agar tum (boys) sabhyta se baat karo to girls bhi tumse acche se baat kare aur iss site ka maahol bhi thik rahe.

    1. admin says:

      I Agreed with Deepti…. Har ladki Randi nahi hoti aur har Randi ladki hi hoti hai… Dimag hai to is line ki gehrayi samjnna Boys
      Dosto Ladki hi hai jo har jagha fasti hai aake,… maa ke room mein bhi behan ke roop mein bhi Biwi ke roop mein bhi aur GF ke roop mein bi
      Jab hume ye haq hai ki apni khushi ke liye movie dekhe sex kare kuch bhi akre to ladkiya joke kyu nahi padd sakti…

    2. MAH says:

      Deepti Tiwari je aapki MkA ladkeyo(girls) ko jokes padne se koi nahi rok sakta hai. Pur apke gale dene se boys(not including me & admin) ke bahsa sudhrne vali nahi hai. B'oz unka nature he aisa hota hai. Aur yaha ka mahol to sirf admin he sahi kar sakta hai. Kyo bhi admin sahi kaha na.. Hehehehehe

    3. piyush says:

      Dipti I really agree with you….some guys

      are disgusting,but not all…There is no

      doubt that this site belongs to non-veg

      jokes,but it doesn't mean that Aap kisi

      ke liye nonsence baat kar daalo.maana ki

      ladkiya bhi is sites pe comment likti

      hai lekin iska ye matlab to nahi hua

      ki they are bad girls.Yaar jokes ko

      enjoy karo na ki kisi ego hurt kar

      do.

      Deepti i have an advice for you…

      being a girl you don't have to

      use such rubbish words

  5. Deepti Tiwari says:

    OK Thanks Piyush, MAH & admin Sir for understanding me. iss site par bad girls bhi hai aur gud girls bhi bas boys se expect karti hu ki wo iss difference ko samjhe aur girls ki respect kare.

    @Piyush I will take care abt not to use bad words. vaise bhi mai kafi bura feel kar rahi thi, iss tarah fight karne se koi faida nahi bas bekar me apni juban hi gandi hogi.

    @PUNEET aur KAPIL, Mai ye bekar ki fight khatam karna chahti hu. Please accept my proposal.

    1. piyush says:

      That's like a good girl..

      try to accept the good complements and

      ignore if anyone use words for you kyunki

      ladkiyo ki image ladko ki tulna me jyada

      kharab hoti hai.

  6. nagesh says:

    mai sabhi larkiyon ko respect dunga , apni ijjat unke hath me dene ko taiyar hoon ,

    mai unse kuchh return me nahin mangta

    bus itna chahta hun ki wo meri ijjat apne hath me le

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