What Is A Blue Film?

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Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?

Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time

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Techr- What Is A Blue Film? Pappu- It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time.

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30 Comments

  1. sinnngh says:

    Nic yaaar

  2. Rashii says:

    Humne bhi dekhi hain blue flim lara dutta, sanjay dutt wali, bakwas movie hain ise sb kaise dekh skte hain? :-D
    jay dear n Wanted ji aa gaye ap dono,jay dear ap india aa gye ya dubai me hi ho?
    Wanted ji ap k 2 days ho gaye aj?:-[ Kaise ho ap dono?
    Heartbeat ji thank u g humare liye bhi prayer kijiye hume bhi ap jaisa changa munda mil jaye:-)
    pankaj ji ye joke toh samjh hi nhi aaya hume:-)
    Admin ji ap apni ankhe kb dikhaogae :-D
    kapil ji hum wo hi kr rahe hain jo ap kr rahe ho civil exam ki tyari :)
    n all frnds ap sb kaise ho?

    1. pankaj says:

      hehehehe blue film wo hoti hai jo family ke log alag -2 kamre me akele baith ke dekhte hai…. ;)

      1. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

        muje to pata hi nhi bhai ….. ki blue film kya hoti hai

  3. Rashii says:

    Wanted ji ap kunware hi ache ho jb time aayega apko khud hi pta chal jayega n shadi bhi ho jayegi :-)

    1. Wanted says:

      yaar, maine kb kha ki mjhe shadi krni hai. mai to bas kunwara nhi rhna chahta.hehehe or time kb aayega, jan me mai 22 ka ho jaunga :(

    2. Nilesh says:

      Are RASHII J ab WANTED kuwara nhi rha. Maine to iska kab ka thok diya… Hehehe…
      Are bhai log, rashii j ko to kuch pata hi nhi hai..
      Ab WANTED j ap hi samjhaiye ki mai tumhari kitni bar mar chuka hu… Hehehehe..

  4. Rashii says:

    Hi mainak ji kaise ho ap?

    1. Mainakbadshah says:

      main to bas badiya…. aur aap baatao..??

  5. Rashii says:

    Mausam ji hum apki bat samjhe nhi :-(

    1. Mausam says:

      Rashii ji jab aapko wo TV aur Remote walaa joke samjh me nahi aayaa to aap meri baat kaise samjhengee,khair koi baat nahi,
      aap ye baataaiyee ki kaisee hain aap,aur kya chal rahaa he aajkal aapki life me.
      sunaa he aap apne liye jeeven sathi(Changaa Mundaa) dhoondh rahi hein.kya main kuchh madad kar saktaa hoon aapki,
      sankoch mat karnaa,bas aadesh kardenaa.

  6. Anuj says:

    hehehehehe iss film mai Admin hero hota hai aur Jay Heroin… maine bahat baar dekhi hai. Pankaj dirktr hai film ka hehehehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      aur cameraman Zorro :D:D:D:d aur makeup man AKI and dusra Hero Nilesh hehehehe

      1. Anuj says:

        @Admin aapne kya kamaal ki natural acting ki hai…. Jay ki to rote rote Aankh aur G dono suj gye the hehehehehe

        1. Admin says:

          abe aankhein suji nahi thhi… bahar aa gayi thhi aur iska sans lena mushkil ho gaya tha

      2. Nilesh says:

        Hehehe…. mujhe to offer hi offer mil rahe hai…
        Wowww…. Kya bat hai pahle mujhe WANTED ki gand aur ab JAY ki gand b offer hui hai… Chalo lage hantho JAY ki bhi tok deta hu… Hehehehe….
        Aur batao dosto kaise ho ap sub .??
        @please SAKSHI ab aa bhi jao na . Abhi Kitna wait karaogi ??
        @hii GEETIKA j kaisi hai aap .??

      3. Anuj says:

        @Admin bas 1 requst hai. Iss film ka part2 3D mai banana. Taki dekhne pe lage jaise sabkuch samne mai ho rha ho. Aur ho sake to dhiraj ka 1 item numbr b daal dena. Jisme dhiraj “JAY TERI GAND JAYE, PAR JAAN NA JAYE” gane pe dance kar rho ho…. hehehehehehehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahahaha

        1. Admin says:

          Abi abi suchna mili hai ki movies mein jyada g marwa lene ki wajah se jay hospital mein admit hai, dosto par usne vada kiya hai jaisi hi vo thik hoga to dobara se g mrwana chalu karega, and this time movie b 3D mein banegi

      4. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

        maine pahli bar face k sath sath G ka b make up kiya hai movie me , hehehe;)

      5. pankaj says:

        abe mujhe direct karne ki zarurat hi nahi hai..tumsab action bolne se pahle hi shuru ho jate ho…aur cut bolne ke baad bhi rukte nahi ho..hehehehe

        1. Admin says:

          haan aur ek din jab jay ne chusa thha to ultiya lag gayi thhi use… tab humne tere ko hi lita liya thha ki aaja tu hi sahi hehehehehehe

  7. pyare mohan says:

    Sabse pahle site ke god father admin ji ko pyare mohan ka pyar bhara NAMASKAR,
    kaise ho admin ji?
    @jay— aur sunao jay aaj kal kya chal raha hai,kaise ho?
    @cobra—- cobra ji aapko aapki nagin mili ya nahin?
    @pankaj———— kaise ho pankaj ji?
    @wanted——- aur wwwwwwwwaaannnntttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd ji kaise haal chal hai?
    @rashii ji—–kaisi ho? aapne hamen yad kiya uske liye bahut bahut danyawad.
    @panchhi ji–aur dear panchhi ji kaisi ho ,aapne to hamen yad bhi nahin kiya. kya aap hum se naraj ho gayi hain?
    @savitaji– arre savita ji kahan jo aap ,ab to site per aapke darshan bhi durlabh hain kya baat hai?
    @heartbeat— aur mere sweet heartbeat kaise ho yaar kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo bhai?
    @veeru——– veeru ji kya aapko basanti mil gayi?

    aur site ke mere sabhi pyare-pyare dosto kaise ho sabhi?

    I missed you all very much.

    Did you miss me too?
    ans——-

    1. Admin says:

      ans hai nahiiiii…. agar tune itna hi miss kiya hota to yaha 1 ya 2 din baad aata na :( buuhuhuhuhu ja mere se aj ke bad bat na kariyo

      1. pyare mohan says:

        sorry admin ji ,aap to jante hi hain ki main ek teacher hun isiliye jyada kaam hone ki wajah se site per nahin aa saka.

        1. Admin says:

          Par 5 mins to nikal hi skta hai na

    2. pankaj says:

      m thik hu pyaare mohan ji…aap kese ho

  8. megna says:

    mene v deki but bahut bakwaas movie hai

    1. Anuj says:

      @meghna bakwas????
      Tune pakka ladki aur kutte wala dekha hoga. ;(
      tu ladki aur ghode wala dekh must hota hai. :)

      1. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

        hahahahahaha sahi bola be;)

      2. pankaj says:

        abe usne abhi tak koi bhi xxx film nahi dekhi…hehehehe nahi to use pata hota ki usme action, comedy draama sab hota hai……..hahahaha

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