What Is Tournament?

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Agar Aap Log English Classes Join Karna Chahte Hai To Kahi Aur Join Karne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Santa The English Master Ke Pass Join Kijiye Aur Sikhiye English.
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Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Banta English Sikh Raha Tha Aur Santa Ki Help Leta Rahta Tha,

Ek Din Usne Santa Se Puchha

“Santa Tournament Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”

Santa: “Tournament… Yeh Jo Ladkiya Kaan Mein Jhumke Pahanti Hai, Use Tournament Kahte Hai”

Sath Mein Khada Santa Ke Daddy Ghanta Singh Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bole

Ghanta Singh: “Abey Santa Gadhe Use Ornaments Kahte Hai.”

Santa: “Bapuji, Ek Kaan Me Pahno To Ornaments Or Dono Kaan Mein Pehno To Two Ornaments Matlab Tournament”

Banta Aur Ghanta Singh Taliya Baja Ke Bole: “Waah Santa The Great, Vakiye Hi Tu English Ka Master Hai”

Hindi Version

जैसा की आप जानते है की बंता इंग्लिश सिख रहा था और संता की मदद लेता रहता था,

एक दिन उसने संता से पूछा

"संता Tournament का क्या मतलब होता है?"

संता: "Tournament ... यह जो लड़किया कान में झुमके पहनती है, उसे Tournament कहते है"

साथ में खड़ा संता के डैडी घंटा सिंह जी ने ये सुना और गुस्से से बोले

"अबे संता गधे उसे Ornaments कहते है."

संता: "बापूजी, एक कान में पहनो तो Ornaments और दोनों कान में पहनो तो TWO Ornaments मतलब Tournament"

बंता और घंटा सिंह तालिया बजा के बोले: "वाह संता, वाकिये ही तू इंग्लिश का मास्टर है"

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  1. Prateek Malhotra says:

    what a sense of humor. soo funny yaar

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