Which Shampoo They Preferred?

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I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was.

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Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom

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I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was...................... Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom.

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24 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    admin k sath aisa hi hona chahiye

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Tere sath to hona hi chahiye

  3. deleted says:

    thanx my friends…bas 2 sem aur fir mein bhi M.Tech, MBA ho jaunga

  4. Nilesh -{{ N¡£€$H }} says:

    gud evng frndz*
    hw r u all?

  5. CHHORA says:

    Badhiya hai!

  6. Ρяιуα says:

    Jidan k bache teko me hi mili hoon kya draane k liye..?
    Huhh

    1. Nilesh -{{ N¡£€$H }} says:

      to tu b dra de priya,
      mai to dar hi gya aj. :) :)

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Are bhai ise dekh kar to vese hi sabhi dar jayenge

    2. ZidaN says:

      Priya g main jidan nahi Zidan hu,

      aailaa bhootni ku koi bhoot dara sakta hai kya, itna to soch liya hota.

  7. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Ek Lafz “Mohabbat” Boya Tha,






    Ek FasaL “inTezaar” Ki KaaTi Hai !!

  8. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    वकीलों को दादी अम्माओं से ऐसे प्रश्न करने ही नहीं चाहिए थे जिनके उत्तर वे सुन न सकें।
    एक छोटे शहर की अदालत में अभियोजन पक्ष के वकील ने अपने पहले गवाह के रूप में एक बुजुर्ग दादी अम्मा को कटघरे में बुलाया।
    उनके पास जाकर वकील ने उनसे पूछा- श्रीमती जोन्स, क्या आप मुझे जानती हैं?
    दादी ने उत्तर दिया- हां-हां क्यों नहीं मिस्टर विलियम्स ! मैं तुम्हें तब से जानती हूं जब तुम जवान थे। और यदि मैं साफ-साफ कहूँ तो तुमने मुझे बहुत निराश किया है। तुम झूठे हो, तुमने अपनी पत्नी को धोखा दिया है, तुम लोगों से झूठ बोलकर उन्हें फुसलाते हो और पीठ पीछे उनकी बुराई करते हो। तुम अपने आप को तीसमार खां समझते हो जबकि तुम्हारे पास इतनी भी अक्ल नहीं है कि अपने आप को समझ सको। हाँ, मैं तुम्हें जानती हूँ मिस्टर विलियम्स !
    वकील भौचक्का रह गया ! जब उसे कुछ समझ में नहीं आया कि क्या करे, उसने बचाव पक्ष के वकील की ओर इशारा करते हुए पूछा – श्रीमती जोन्स, क्या आप बचाव पक्ष के वकील को जानती हैं?
    दादी ने फिर उत्तर दिया – क्यों नहीं, जरूर जानती हूँ ! मैं मिस्टर ब्रैडले को उनकी जवानी के समय से जानती हूँ। वे आलसी, कट्टर और शराबी हैं। वे किसी से भी सामान्य संबंध नहीं रख सकते और उनकी वकालत पूरे राज्य में सबसे खराब है। यह कहने की बात नहीं है कि उन्होंने अपनी पत्नी को धोखा दिया है और उसके तीन महिलाओं के साथ संबंध रहे हैं जिसमें से एक तुम्हारी पत्नी है। हाँ, मैं उसे जानती हूँ !
    बचाव पक्ष का वकील सन्न रह गया।
    यह सुनकर जज महोदय ने दोनों वकीलों को अपने नजदीक बुलाया और धीरे से कहा – खबरदार, जो तुम लोगों ने उस महिला से मेरे बारे में पूछा। मैं तुम दोनों को हवालात भेज दूंगा।

  9. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Boy proposed a girl..I Love U…Girl : Tumne mujme aisa kya Dekha ki mujhe propose kar diya..?Boy : Sab kuch dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai pagli.

  10. deleted says:

    good sher hps……

    priya ji aap ki studies complete ho gyi kya?

    Lalit sis ki marriage date kab ki h?

    zidan kahan ho?

    dosto aaj yahan par 4 pm k baad se bahut snowfall hua…..light bhi nahi h…..sham ko sab kuch white ho gya…bahut cold climate ho gya h ….temperature -6 h…..kal kya hoga …god know….. chalo …genset band hone se pahle so jata hun nahi to bahut sardi lagegi…….gud night….kal milunga……kash tum logon ko snowfall ki snap/ video dekha pata…..

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Meri studies itni jaldi complete
      :o
      Nhi..abhi chal rahi hai

  11. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai”ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai”
    dulha bolta hai “don’t worry jate hi loot lunga “

  12. ZidaN says:

    Del bro main to yahin hu, aapke to maaze hore hai snow fall me. kitna pyara lagta hoga jab snow girti hai. kaasshhh main ye dekh pata.

    Priya g itna padh likh ker kiya karogi, aakhir me saas ki galiyan bacho ki phaliyan (Pamper,s).

  13. ZidaN says:

    Dulha Dulhan se,

    tum ladkiyan vidai ke waqt itna kiyu rooti ho.

    Dulhan : agar koi tujhe tere ghar se door leja ker pura nanga ker ke choodega to madarchod tu roye ga ya naachega.

  14. ZidaN says:

    Ravi bhai kahan hai aap,

    Sanjay41 kahan gayab hai aap.

  15. deleted says:

    good morning friends …….snowfall is over …but there is 1 feet snow everywhere….on my car..on road…..no electricity…….zidan snowfall pics and movies mein hi gud lagta h jab girta h uske baad bahut problems hoti h …no power…no water…no diesel…..no gas…..no vegitables…..no shops…….soach k dekho tum kitne din iss tarah rah paoge…..hoping today will be unofficial holiday in office….no vehicle was able yo run on road…..:)

    1. lalitmangla says:

      8 tarikh ki shadi hai del bro

    2. ZidaN says:

      Oops ! gud morning Del bro
      Sorry mujhe nahi pata tha itne problems create hote hai after snowfall,

      yes you r ryt bro dekhne me her cheez achi lagti hai,

  16. Sujeet says:

    Good morning frnds…

  17. lalitmangla says:

    Oye joke kahan hai

    1. ZidaN says:

      Lallu bhai Gud Morn,
      Bade kamine insaan ho aap, date invitation main pucha to bole nahi,
      Del bro puchte he bataa diye.

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