Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?

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Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?

Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity

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Y Did Newton Comit Suicide? Bcoz He Saw A Complete Naked Grl & Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity.

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89 Comments

  1. Sujeet says:

    Aaj patä chala….. Ki usne sucide kyu kiya……

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehe…..

  3. Sujeet says:

    Bas ek Khawahish Hai Ki Tujhe
    Khud Se jayda
    Chahon..
    Main Rahon Na Rahon Tujhe Meri
    Wafa Yaad
    Rahey…..!!

    1. Deepak says:

      Gud one… :)

  4. Ρяιуα says:

    hehe..
    Good one…
    :D

  5. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Lalit Mangla Bhai Barish Me Maze Kar Rahe Ho Kya…?

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Are kahe ke maje yaar bacchon ne pareshan ker rakha hai pichle joke me 1 joke dala hai pad le

  6. Sujeet says:

    Ravi bro…
    Lalit bro…
    And Priya jee kaise ho aaplog……?

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Badiya hoon tum sunao

    2. Ρяιуα says:

      Fine …tum batao kaise ho???

  7. unmarried bhootni* says:

    @old user..aapka naam kya hai??
    kal aapne jo bola…acha tha ki woh majak tha agr woh sahi bhi baat hoti to mein naa kht!
    sujeet thanx!!for ur suggestion
    waise aap ka naam pata chal jata to kafi accha rhta..kyunki yanha mein kai dosto ko miss kr rah! hoon…by the way mein ab unn purani psyco problem se bahr aa chuk! hoon…waise iss site ne meri kaafi madad ki mujhe meri problm se bahr nikalne mein..
    waise mein aapse shadi krne k liye tayaar hoon?? batao kb shaadi krni hai..hahahahaha!!!
    anywez tumse cmnt krke aur padh k accha laga take air and water ..bye good eveng!!
    sweet dreams also at night!!..naam nhi batana chahte koi baat nhi but tumhari likhi baatein tumhe yaad krne k liye kaafi hai!!
    :)

    1. Deepak says:

      Hello,
      wel-come dear.. :)

    2. Old User / ALOK GUPTA says:

      Dear frnd/BHOOTNI thanx 4 ur love & wishes.

  8. Sujeet says:

    Aap apna naam bata do…………..plz…….plz…

    1. Old User / ALOK GUPTA says:

      Ab to pta chal gya na name.

  9. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Train me lutero ne ladki kezewar loot liye…….Log bole- shukar karo ki izzatnahi looti………..Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa ki aankh saalo!!.Izzat bech bech ke to zewar liye the.:-D:-P:-D;-)

    1. Sujeet says:

      Hehehehehe
      Mast joke hai hps bro…..

    2. Ρяιуα says:

      Taya ji sharm kar lo….

      1. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

        kis bt ki sharm karu….iss site pe aake waheguru waheguru kara karu kya….ye jis tarah ki side h usi tarah k cmmnt karta hu…

    3. Old User / ALOK GUPTA says:

      Gud joke hps bro.
      Bt ye bhatkti aatma ko kya ho gya?
      Aapko taaya bula rhi hai?

  10. deleted says:

    hahaha Lalit bro kids k sath mazee kar rahe ho Gud h ……I m very far from my family….. I miss them ….

    Dhiraj good to see you back here with great enthusiasm.
    old user jis din pta chlega tum kon ho fir hum baat nahi karenge .

    sujeet Gud sher……wafa wala

    Ravi to raat ka king h……raat ko hi aayega…..

    Priya ji bhi raat ko Ravi k sath hi aayengi…….

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Haddd hai ye aap kaisi baate kr rhe hain..huhh

      1. Deepak says:

        Aap hamesha hr baat ka dusra wala mtlb hi kyu nikalti ho..lgta h nvj ka bht gahra asar hua h ap pr… :P

    2. Sujeet says:

      Thankx bade bhai…,

  11. deleted says:

    Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, Har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
    Ye soch ke ki
    koi manaane nahi aayega, Ab hume rooth jaane ki
    aadat nahi rahi.

    1. Deepak says:

      Great shayri.. :)

    2. Sujeet says:

      Nice lines….bade bhai…..great

  12. Deepak says:

    देख ली दुनियां बहुत, अबदेख ले दुनियां मुझे
    मैं अकेले ही किसी भी कारवां से कम नहीं.

  13. Deepak says:

    Kitthe ho Admin bro,
    hume pata h ki aap bht busy ho…but… kvi kvi hi- hello v kr liya karo… :)

  14. Kavyani says:

    admin mere comments fastly moderate kar aur mujhe bata ki direct comment kaise karte hai.
    It is so frustating yaar i mean waiting and watching when you will approve my comment so please dude just get on and let me say what i want to say at the time is should be said.:(

  15. Kavyani says:

    Kal jab kavyani se teacher ne puchha tha ki sabse nashili cheez kya hai to usne books bataya jo ki use zidan ne bataya tha.

    Par teacher ne uske bagal me baithe zidan ki notebook maanga,homework check karne ko.
    Homework tha “meri kitabo”par lekh likhe.

    Zidan ne likha,
    “Kal raat jab mai so raha tha to meri kitabe

    Sapne me aa kar

    Ga ga kar

    Mujhse boli

    “O zara zara touch me touch me touch me.”

  16. Old User says:

    Mere pyare bhai Deleted aesa mt kaho ki hmse baat nhi karoge.
    Sirf aap logo ke pyaar ke karan me yahan aata hun.
    Me april 2012 se nov 2012 tk aata rha aur cmnt krta rha. Lekin uske baad jyada busy ho jaane ke karan na to aa ska na hi cmnt kr ska.
    Iske baad ab thoda free hun to apne purane name ke sath nhi.
    Qki sbhi frnds mera name jaan na chahte hain………
    To me ab apne purane name ke sath hi aaunga.
    Lekin dosto me aapse itne dino tak dur raha hun plzzz naraj mt hona.

    Mera name ALOK GUPTA hai.

    Ab me isi name se cmnt karunga.

    Ab to sbki narajgi dur ho gai na…

    Wese v 1 dost dusre dost se naraj nhi hota.
    Ur Frnd
    ALOK GUPTA

    1. deleted says:

      welcome back Alok Gupta

      1. Old User/ALOK GUPTA says:

        Thanx bro.

  17. Sujeet says:

    kanch jaise hote hai hum jaise tanha
    logo ke dil, kabhi toot jate hain toh kabhi tod diye
    jate hai ….

  18. Old User/ãØK GÛPTà says:

    Kahan hain sb?

  19. Old User/ãØK GÛPTà says:

    Raat ko neend nhi aati . Jabardasti sona padta hai.

  20. Sujeet says:

    Right
    Alok bhai….

  21. Old User/ãØK GUPTà says:

    Koi nhi aa rha okk. Gud nyt frnds.

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Ohh To Alok Bro Aap Ho Old User Mujhe Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha Hai Aap Aa Gaye… Welcome Back Bro…

  22. Sujeet says:

    Kaise ho ravi bro….?

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Ohh My Dear Bro… Main Theek Hu Bhai Aap Kaise Ho.. Aur Meri Bhabhi Ji Ka Kya Haal Hai…?

      1. Sujeet says:

        Bhai abhi unhi se baat chal rahi hai….mast hai wo….

  23. Ravi Tyagi says:

    So Gaya Ye Jahaan… So Gaya Aasmaan… So Gayi Hai Saari Manzile… So Gaya Hai Rasta… Aur So Gaye Mere Sab Frnds…. Good night

  24. Ravi Tyagi says:

    1Bacha Raat Ko Apne Parents K
    Bed-Room Me Gaya Aur Jate Hi
    Bola-
    .
    MOM pehle Khud Ko to Dekho or
    Mujhe SIRF Angutha Chusne Par Maarti Ho….

  25. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Teacher: Itna late Kyun aaye ho?
    .
    Stdnt: Ji Cow Ko Bail k paas le kr gya tha…
    .
    Teacher: Ye kaam to tumhara Baap bhi kr sakta
    tha…
    .
    studnt: Na ji na ye kaam sirf Bail kr sakta hai….

    1. deleted says:

      good joke ravi

  26. Sujeet says:

    Maza aa gaya Ravi bro nice jokes……..great jokes…….

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Thanxx Bro… Subah Office Nahi Jana Hai Kya… Vaise Bhai Meri Bhabhi ji Ko Uske Devar Ke Baare Me Bhi Bata Dena…

      1. Sujeet says:

        Pata hai mere bhai….maine unhe bata rakha hai…aur mai abhi hans raha tha to wo puchh rahi thi ki kyo hans rahe ho…..? To maine kaha ki mera ek bhai hai jo jokes bhej rahe hai…..
        Lekin maine ye nahi bataya ki joke nv hai…..
        Hehehehe….
        Nice jokes…..

  27. Ρяιуα says:

    Good night frndzzzzzz

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Good Night….

    2. Sujeet says:

      Good night priya jee…take care…

  28. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Q: What is differance between Aadmi &
    Aurat?
    A: Aurat ek hi aadmi se bahut sari ummeed
    karti hai.
    Aur aadmi bahut sari aurato se ek hi
    ummeed karta hai..

  29. Sujeet says:

    Kya baat hai ravi bro….. Aaj achhe mud me lag rahe ho……?

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Sujeet Bro… Aaj Mood Bahot Kharab Hai….

      1. Sujeet says:

        Kya hua bhai…? Hume bhi bata do……

      2. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Kuch Nahi Bhai Main Aaj Khush Bhi Hun Aur Thoda Dukhi Bhi… Khush Isliye Hu Ki Mera Bhai Khush Hai Uske Paas Uska Pyar hai…. Aur Dukhi Is Baat Pe Hu Meri Zindagi Me Abhi Tak Koi Ladki Nahi Aayi Jo Mujhe Pyar Kare…

  30. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Customer: ye cow kitney ki hai?
    .
    Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal me 1 bacha
    deti hai.
    .
    Customer: or ye cow kitne ki hai?
    .
    Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal me 5 bache
    deti hai.
    .
    Customer: ye cow itni sasti kyon hai jabke ye to
    saal me 5 bache deti hai?
    .
    Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti
    hai.

  31. Ravi Tyagi says:

    1 taxi driver bahot tez drive kr raha tha…
    .
    Passenger: O bhai Ahista chalao main 12
    bachon ka baap hun…
    .
    Driver: Apni speed dekhi hai jo meri speed pe
    bol raha hai…?

    1. Sujeet says:

      Hehehehe…..
      Mast hai bhai…….
      Aap kuchh kal ke liye rakh lo…..

    2. deleted says:

      good joke…. mazaa aa Gya…

  32. Ravi Tyagi says:

    If Girl Vomit, Her Parents Ask: Kaun Tha Woh
    Kameena?
    .
    If Boy Vomits: Kameene, Kahan Pi K Aaya Hai?
    .
    MORAL: No matter whoever vomits, Boys are
    always Kameene ;-)

    1. Sujeet says:

      Hehe.hehe.hehe……

  33. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Girl: what do Ü like in me?
    Boy: Those two big
    balls having black dots in it,
    Girl: whattt !
    Boy: yes, i like Ür EYES. Realy BeaÜtifÜl!

  34. Sujeet says:

    Ravi bro…. Ye pyar jo hai nai….. Wo delhi ka laddu hai, jo khaye wo bhi pachhtaye… Jo nakhaye wo bhi pachhtaye…..

    Lekin mai aapka dukh samjh sakta hu…….

  35. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Is Tarha Kiya Hum Ne,
    Hansti Hoi Shama Ko Rula Diya Humne,
    Ek Lamha Diya Tha Tu Ne Jeene K Liye,
    Aur Us Me Zindagi Ko Bita Diya Humne!

    1. Sujeet says:

      Pyaar ki anokhi murat ho tum,
      Zindagi ki ek jarurat ho tum,
      Phool to khubsurat hote hi hain,
      Par phoolon se bhi jyada khoobssurat ho tum…

      mere bhai….

  36. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Koi Naraz Hai Hmse k Hum Kuch Likhte Nhi,
    Kahan Se Laye Lafz Jb Wo Milte Nahi,
    Dard Ki Zuban Hoti To Bata Dete,
    Wo Zakhm Kaise Btayen
    Jo Dikhte Nahin….

  37. Ravi Tyagi says:

    “Har Waqt Rulata Hai Hadd Se Zyada Woh….

    “Hum Jis Ko Tassawur Mein Bhi Kabhi Rone
    Nahin Dete..

  38. Ravi Tyagi says:

    So Jao Sujeet Bhai Kyun Mujh Badnaseeb Ke Sath Jaag Rahe Ho… Apni To Koi Bhi Aisi Raat Nhi Jab Main Chain Ki Nind Soya Hu… Good Night Bro Take Care…
    .
    Good Night Frnds….

    1. Sujeet says:

      Aisa mat bolo mere bhai….aap badnaseeb nahi ho…..
      Badnaseeb to wo hai jiske naseeb me aap nahi….

      shers……bahot achhe hai……
      Nice

  39. Sujeet says:

    Good night ravi bro….take care…..

  40. Sujeet says:

    Na jane kya wajah thi Jo dil ne
    uska aitbaar kia
    Koi phoche to khta hun, Socha nhi
    BUS PYAR KIYA..
    Wo mane ya na mane Hr pal us ka
    intzaar kia
    Dil shikwa kre to khta hun Socha
    nhi BUS PYAR KIYA..
    Us ne jaan bhi maangi to kab
    mene inkaar kia
    …Doob chuka tha us ki aankhon
    me Pr ,socha nhi BUS PYAR KIYA..
    Bhool sakta nhi wo lamha Jab us
    ne mohabbat ka izhaar kia
    Haan sach hai K tab mene socha
    nhi anjam BUS PYAR KIYA….

  41. Sujeet says:

    Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,
    Pyaar wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi,
    Pyaar ki keemat kya hai humse pucho,
    Pyaar wo anmol hira hai jo bikta nahi…

  42. Sujeet says:

    फिजाओं में तुम हो
    घटाओं में तुम हो
    हवाओं में तुम हो
    बहारों में तुम हो
    धूप में तुम हो
    छाँव में तुम हो
    अब तुम ही बताओ मेरी जान
    क्या तुम किसी भूत से कम हो.

  43. Sujeet says:

    गुनाह करके सज़ा से डरते हैं,
    जहर पी के दवा से डरते हैं,
    दुश्मनों के सितम का खौफ नहीं,
    हम तो दोस्तों की वफ़ा से डरते हैं.

  44. Sujeet says:

    एक बार एक बुज़ुर्ग महिला शराब की दुकान में जाती है और वहां बैठे हुए एक शराबी को समझाते हुए कहती है;
    महिला: बेटा तुम्हे पता है शराब पीना बहुत ही बुरी बात है इस से तुम्हारी सेहत को कितना नुकसान हो सकता है!
    उस महिला की बात सुन कर वह शराबी कहता है;
    शराबी: माता जी बात तो आपकीसही है पर मैं क्या करूँ मैं तो अपनी परेशानियां भुलाने के लिए शराब पीता हूँ!
    शराबी की बात सुन कर महिला फिर उसे समझाते हुए कहती है;
    महिला : बेटा शराब पीने से परेशानी कैसे हल हो सकती है ज़रा मुझे भी समझाओ?
    शराबी: तो ठीक है आप भी ज़रा एक पेग लगा कर देखो औरअगर उसके बाद भी आप मुझे शराब छोड़ने के लिए कहेंगी तो मैं शराब पीना हमेशा के लिए छोड़ दूंगा!
    शराबी की बात सुन महिला जवाब देती है;
    महिला: ठीक है बेटा पर मेरीएक शर्त है, की तुम मेरे लिए शराब स्टील के गिलास मैं लाना, क्योंकि मैं नहीं चाहती की किसी को पता चले की मैं तुम्हारे साथ शराब पी रही हूँ!
    शराबी उस महिला की बात मान जाता है और काउंटर पर जाकर वेटर से कहता है;
    शराबी: मुझे एक पेग व्हिस्की दो स्टील के गिलास में डाल कर!
    शराबी की बात सुन वेटर मुस्कुराता है और जवाब देता है;
    वेटर: अच्छा तो वह शराबी बुढिया आज फिर आ गयी !

  45. Sujeet says:

    Bapu ne kaha izzat karni ho to patni ki
    karo,
    khayal rakhna ho to patni ka
    rakho,
    pyar karna ho to patni se karo.
    magar patni kiski?
    ye bapu ne bataya hi nahi
    “NAUGHTY BAPU”

  46. Sujeet says:

    संता: क्या बात है, बेटा; आज कल बड़ी टेंशन में रहते हो?
    पप्पू: पापा, आपको नहीं बतासकता!
    संता: देखो बेटा, मुझे अपनादोस्त समझो और अपने दिल की बात बोलो!
    पप्पू: क्या बताऊ यार,”तेरी भाभी नाराज हो गयी हैमुझसे”!

  47. deleted says:

    aaj raat to khoob mahfil zami thi……..Ravi tum itna dukhi mat ho……kis din Teri zindagi mein ladki aayegi USS din k baad 6-8 months hi Tu kush rahega fir sab normal ho jayega…… ek age hoti h jab ladka lonely feel karta h …….

    tension mat le yaar…….. mujh jaise ki shaadi ho gyi to Teri bhi ho jayegi

    sujeet good jokes……. yaar raat ko bhabhi ji k sath tha wo bhi Saturday nite ko …aur saari raat nvj site par kaali kar di………. age kya h tumhari ?

  48. deleted says:

    good morning Priya ji…….aapne meri baat sach kar di…… Ravi aaya to aap bhi raat ko aa gyi thi…..

  49. deleted says:

    anybody home ???

  50. ZidaN says:

    Gud Morning frndzzzzzzzzzzz

    Makan k sare dareche khole rakho RAVI,

    Na jane kaun si janib se roshani aye.

  51. Old User/ãØK GUPTà says:

    Hello everybody. Hv a nice Sunday.

  52. ZidaN says:

    DEleted bhai ne kaha mujse,

    Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
    Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega,

    Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
    To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intezaam Ho Jayega?

  53. ZidaN says:

    Dil ki batein batana acha lagta hai.
    Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta hai.

    SUjeet,

    Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
    Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta hai.

  54. andy says:

    Kyaa baat hai joke bakwas hai

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    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
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    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
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    Jo Ladkiya Apne Gore Rang Pe Garoor Karti Hai Un Ladkiyo Ka Garoor Todne Ke Liye Apne Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kara Hai, Padiye Aur Maje Lijiye
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    Har Aadmi Chahe Wo Businessman Ho Ya Shopkeeper GST Ko Lekar Bada Pareshan Sa Hai, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Easy Tarike Se GST Samjhaye Taki Koi Confusion Na Rahe
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    Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
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    Aksar Ladko Ko Kaha Jata Hai Ki Wo Kamchor Hote Hai, Par Apne Pappu The Great Ne Aaj Samjhaya Hai Ki Ladke Ese Nahi Hote Wo Bahut Kam Karte Hai.