Why Do Girls Put On Weight After Losing Virginity?

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Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki Moti Hone Lag Jaati Hai, Bahut Research Ke Baad Aaj Is Cheez Ka Reason Pata Chala, Aap Bhi Pade Is Joke Mein
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Question: “Why Do Girls Put On Weight After Losing Virginity?

Answer: “Because, Every Banana Contains 108 Calories

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Q- Y Do Girls Put On Weight After Losing Virginity? Ans- Becos Every Banana Contains 108 Calories.

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25 Comments

  1. Ρяιуα says:

    Hmmm achaaaa…. . …

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehe…..
    Sahi kaha admin bro…….

    Good morning frnds…..

  3. Sujeet says:

    Priya jee good morning…
    How r u..?

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Goooooood morning ..
      Fine n u???

  4. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    gud mrng sujeet n all frnds…

  5. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Muhabat kia hai do lafzon main tumhe batata hoon,
    ..
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    Tera majboor kar dena aur mera majboor ho jaana..

  6. lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good

  7. deleted says:

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  8. deleted says:

    अगर होता है इत्तेफाक तो ये क्यूँ नहीं होता,
    वो चले उस राह पर जो मुझ पे ख़त्म हो.

  9. deleted says:

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    Par Yahan Tu Imtihanon Ne Zindagi Le Li…

  10. mummy jee says:

    baccho aap sab kaise hain??

    1. papa jee says:

      bacho ki mummy jee raat ko mazaa aaya tha

      1. mummy jee says:

        @bhaisaheb(papa jee)…sharm nhi aati iss tarah ki baate krte hue..shadi shuda hokar kisi mahila k saath aise baat khte hue..jab tumhari biwi ko pata chalega..to tumhari aise ki taise kr degi..!!..aajkl k aadmi hey bhagwan..kisi bhi aurat se izzat se pesh nhi aate..huh!!

        baccho aap sab kaise hain aur kya krte hain??

      2. papa jee says:

        Mummy jee…….tum bhi to bina bihayi Maa ban gyi ho ….tumne shram nahi aati…..

    2. punjabi munda says:

      Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
      Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

    3. lalitmangla says:

      O bacchhon ki mammy tu badi nikammi bacchhe meri jaan ko rote or tu khele rammy hahaha

  11. mummy jee says:

    o lalli bhaisaheb…aapne kya kha mere palle nhi pada!!..waise aap shadi shuda ho kya…??
    :)

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Yes

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Gana gaya tha

  12. mummy jee says:

    @bhaisaheb(papa ji)..,kya kha??

    1. papa jee says:

      kyon admin G marwa raha h mummy jee ban k…… sudhar ja….bachaa

  13. lalitmangla says:

    Are kahan ho

  14. savita says:

    hi friends kaise ho sb

  15. rinky says:

    hiiiiii

  16. deepak says:

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