Why You Cant See A Girl’s Heart

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Ek Baar Sawami Lunnachary Apne Videshi Bhakto Se Apni Jawaani Ki Yaaade Share Kar Rahe The.

Lunnacharya: “She Saw My Face, But Forgot To Look Into My Heart

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I Tried Looking Into Her Heart, But I Couldn’t See It B’coz.

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Her Boobs Were Just Awesome !!!

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She Saw My Face, But Forgot 2 Look Into My Heart, I Tried Looking Into Her Heart, But I Couldn’t See It Because Her Boobs Were Just Awesome

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30 Comments

  1. ..,.......dedicated says:

    I love you girls i miss you

  2. Anuj says:

    hahahahaha

    1. ..,......u answere m says:

      anuj kesa h tuh

      1. Anuj says:

        kon hai be tu

  3. jayoti choudhary says:

    buteyfull joke

    1. ..,......u answere m says:

      jayoti gift use diya jata h joti dil ke karib ho ab ye mat boldena ki main hu apke dil ke karib.

    2. ishu says:

      Jara hindi me batao…….uske bad samajh me aayega beutiful hai,smart hai,ya handsome hai?…..hehehehehehe….

  4. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    **Rashi ji shayari for you**

    aapki pyari si geheri c jheel c aankho me dil doob jana chahta ha par fir khyal aata ha sala apun ko swiming karna kaha ata ha

    1. Rashii says:

      Shukriya ji apka name kuch ajib hain, panjabi me rajma ko moth kaha jata hain ab se hum apko rajma bolegae, rajma ji kaise ho ap?

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Hlo rashii hw r u barbi girl yaar rajma ko punjabi me b rajma hi bolte hai ya phir rawah bolte hain rawah tab bolte jab usse hari-2 phali k sath hi kat kar bnate hai jisse hum sub english me beans bolte hai is that clear dear

      2. kamdev says:

        Rashi…
        Ye Rajma wala moth nahi hain

        Ye 61-62 karnewala muthmar hain

  5. ..,......u answere m says:

    quesion

    santa;10 murgi laya aur 9 murgi ne unde(eggs)diye 1 ne kyu nahi diya plz rply

    1. AJUBA says:

      Vo murgi ki gand me satna ne lund jo de rakha tha to anda kya santa ki gand mese nikalta

  6. Shivendra says:

    Hehe correct hai

  7. Dhiraj says:

    lunnchare boobs mein tumhein aisa kya dikha…jo uska dil na dekh sake…ummmm…..lagta hai ghar mein bhi aisa karta raha hoga isliya mummybechari ne piche laat maara aur ghar se bhaga diya….ab peeple k paid k niche baith apna ghoorak dhandha khol dia..Jay ho! where r u?? he he!

  8. ..,......u answere m says:

    assalamualaikum samir bhai 1k coments nahi aya apka gussa ho

  9. Rashii says:

    Admin ji m sorry apki to kafi sad story hain, or ye aapne bilkul sahi kaha arrange marriage kero koi jhanjhat hi nhi,

    kaise ho ap?

    1. Admin says:

      main to chal thik hun par aap w2h pe aati hai bina bat kiye chali jati hai esa mujhe acha nahi lagta

  10. Rashii says:

    Swami ji ki gandi najre chii

  11. Rashii says:

    Hi dosto kaise ho sb?

    Raj control kero khud per

    Prince ji h r u?

    N.KHAN pls ap hum per koi cmt mt dijiyega

    kapil ji m fine

    lovely sis kaisi ho ap sb?

    Jay dear where r u?

    Dhiraj ji h r u ji

    matrix ji bacchiyo per najer hmm

    all frnds tc

    1. N.khan says:

      rashii ji mana karne ka reason kya h

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      rashii g – lo ji had ho gayi abhi tak mene kuch kiya v nhi ye control ki baat kaha se aa gayi, me aapke kehne ka matlab samjha nhi kahinnnnnnnnnn NISHA……

    3. Matrix says:

      Hello Rashi ji

  12. pankaj patel says:

    nice one

    1. ishu says:

      Site ho aisa ki sabke liye coment chhodna iji ho,kya bat hai pankaj aajkal tum bahut jyada busy ho.hehehehe….

  13. vinay says:

    jab hehe asli chij samne hai to nazar uske siwa aur kahi ja hi nhi sakti hahaha beautiful joke…

  14. N.khan says:

    dosto kya aap sab thik ho mera naam main baad me likh dunga

  15. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di,…mein to acchha hoon…rashii di aapka koi bhai hai…mera matlab…agar nahi hai to yanhan sabse accha brother ban sakta hoon aapke liye aapka lovely brother…ek rakhi tayyar rakhiyega..ha ha..!!.

    @prince,…aaj bade chupchap ho..u take care…

    @jay,..pata nahi aaj kyon aisa lag raha hai ki tum bahut door chale gaye ho…aur jate-2 apne dhiraj ko gale bhi na lagaya.

    @samir,..kya tumhara sher bimar hai…koi baat nahi mein bhagwaan se dua karta hoon tumhara sher jald thik ho jae.

    @panky,..apna khayal rakhna nahi to mujhe bula lena..tc every1…

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Dhiru yaar Aisa mat bol, Kyuki hum to______

      Aap ki yaad mai sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,

      Chiraag khushiyon k bujhaye baithe hain…

      Hum to marenge Aapki baahon main,

      Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain…….t.c. don't worry!!!!!!!

  16. mit shen says:

    realy funny

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