Why You Puts Your Occupation As Chicken Farmer?

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Income Tax Officer Asked A Prostitute

Officer: “Why You Puts Your Occupation As Chicken Farmer?

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Prostitute: “Because I Raised 500 Cocks Last Year

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Income Tax Oficer Askd A Prostitute- Why U Puts Ur Ocuption As Chicken Farmer? Prostitute- Bcoz I Raised 500 Cocks Last Year

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24 Comments

  1. Ρяιуα says:

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehe……

  3. Sujeet says:

    Good morning priya jee….

  4. Sujeet says:

    Tension ki maa ka saaki naaka
    Wikipedia : I know evrythng
    Google : I hav evrythng
    Facebook : I knw evrybody
    Internet : without me u r nobody
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    Electricity : Awaaz Niche.

  5. Old User / ãØK* GUPTà says:

    Gud mng frnds. Hv a nice Sunday.

  6. Old User / ãØK* GUPTà says:

    Sorry frnds busy hone k karan me cmnt nhi kar saka. But mere dosto ne muze yaad kia specially Ravi Tyagi ne.
    @RAVI yaar apne se itne nirash q ho? Think positive yaar.

  7. lalitmangla says:

    Good

  8. deleted says:

    good joke

  9. deleted says:

    तेरी आरज़ू मेरा ख्वाब है…
    जिसका रास्ता बहुत खराब है…

    मेरे ज़ख़्म का अंदाज़ा ना लगा…
    दिल का हर पन्ना दर्द की किताब है…

    काटो के बदले फूल क्या दोगे…
    आँसू के बदले खुशी क्या दोगे…

    हम चाहते है आप से उमर भर की दोस्ती…
    हमारे इस शायरी का जवाब क्या दोगे?

    1. deleted says:

      this is from ravi to his ‘P’remika

  10. deleted says:

    YU TO GALAT NAHI
    CHEHRO KA TASSAVUR..!!

    LEKIN…YAARO

    LOG WAISE BHI NAHI
    JAISE NAZAR AATE HAIN…

  11. deleted says:

    HUM NEEND KE SHOUQEEN ZAYADA TO NAHI..

    PAR KUCH KHWAB ADHURE H JO JAAGNE NAHI DETE..

    1. Sujeet says:

      Masa allah nice shers bade bhai….kabil-e-tarif….

  12. deleted says:

    Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the..
    God:”Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai..
    .
    Pehla:”Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai,
    swarg par mera hi haq hai..
    .
    Dusra:”Main ek desh bhakt neta
    hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai.
    Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai..
    .
    .
    . .
    Teesra:”Maine ENGINEERING ki
    PADHAI KI HAI.”
    .
    God:”kuch mat
    bol mere bhai,. rulaeyga kya ?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai.. Swarg par tera hi haq h.

    1. Kavyani says:

      Very nyc joke!!!
      Ap engineer ho?

  13. Kavyani says:

    Hi frndz
    Nyc joke!!!!

    1. Sujeet says:

      Hello kavyani jee….
      How r u…? Kaha busy thd aap kuchh dino se……?

  14. deleted says:

    kisi k fasane ko ab kya sunu main, ishq ki teri meri kahani bahut h,

    bahta h ab bhi bina baat k hi, diya tera in aankho me pani bahut h,

  15. Nitesh...Some..Say:~ says:

    Hehehhehe Gud Joke..! Gud Shayri @deleted Jee @Ravi Bhai And @sujeet Bro..!

    1. Sujeet says:

      Thankx nitesh bro…how r u…?

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Kaise ho samose bhai

  16. savita says:

    hmmm thik he sach hi bol rahi hogi
    Hello! to all my friends here

  17. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain
    Faraz,
    Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..

  18. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
    Faraz..
    .
    Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

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