Ye Biwi Kuch Jyada Hi Mazaak Nahi Karti

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Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun

Banta: “Kaisa Majak?

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Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?

To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?

Maine Kaha “Nahi

To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi

Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?

Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na

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Comments

45 Comments

  1. sonu says:

    bahut purana joke hai

  2. Shivani says:

    Hehe….. buddhu santa

    1. Rohit says:

      hi Shivani kya hal hain??????? aur delhi me kaisa mausam hai?

  3. Deepak says:

    hehehe…gud one…

  4. Deepak says:

    Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

    Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu,
    aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

    Boy-notty!
    Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai.. ;-)
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Gud eve. Frnds…

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Good even deepak bro……!!!!

    2. pranav says:

      good night

  5. Anuj says:

    hehehehehe

  6. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    hello frendssssss how are you allllll……..???

  7. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Na afsos hai tujhe sahab na koi
    sharmindagi hai,
    Guzar rahi hai jo gunaahon mein yeh kesi
    zindagi hai..

    1. Admin says:

      Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Dost, Hum Ne Ansu Kya Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Kya baat hai admin bro …..??? Bahot khub

        Arz kiya hai Badl se…. gour farmayinga

        Aye barish zara tham ke baras,
        Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,

        Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
        Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake…….

        1. Admin says:

          Ye Sher Bhai Ese Tha

          Eh Barish abhi mat baras itna ki mera yaar aa na sake
          aa jaye vo to barsana itna ki fir vo jaa na sake :p

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Hehehehe Thik hai bhai aap ki bhi sahi hai..:D..:)

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello friends

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      latit ji kya haal chal raha hai??? ……

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Main manta hoon ki tum acchhi shayri kar lete ho per naam to dhang se likhna sikho

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Sorry lalitMANGLA JI …… NOW ok???

  10. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Dhiraj dear aapki journey Khatm Hui ya nahi.?

    @Del ji ,nitesh bro where are you???

    @Priya ji kaise ho aap???

    @Nayvya Ji what’s going on??

  11. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    ——-*—*——-*—–*—–*—–*—-*—-*

    Geelay Kaagaz Ki TarhaN Hai Zindagi Apni,
    Koi Likhta bi Nahi Aur Koi Jalaata bi Nahi,

    Is Qadar Akailay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal,
    Koi Satata bi Nahi Aur Koi Manaata bi
    Nahi…!!:( !…:'(

    …………………………………

    1. Deepak says:

      superb lines…

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Thanku.. deepak browa……:D….!!!!

  12. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Wo Dil Hee Kia Tere Milnay Ki Jo Dua Na
    Karay
    Mein Tujh Ko Bhool Ke Zinda Rahuun
    Khuda Na Karay
    Rahay Ga SaathTera Pyaar Zindagi Ban Kar
    Ye Aur Baat, Meri Zindagi Wafa Na Karay
    Ye Theek Hai Nahi Marta Koi Judaai Mein
    Khuda Kisi Se Kisi Ko Magar Judaa Na
    Karay
    Suna Hai Osko Mohabbat Duaaein Deti Hai
    Jo Dil Pe Chot Tou Khaaye Magar Gila Na
    Karay
    Bujha Dia Hai Naseebon Ne Mere Pyaar Ka
    Chaand
    Koi Dia Meri Palkon Pe Ab Jala Na Karay
    Zamana Dekh Chuka Hai Parakh Chuka Hai
    “Qateel” Jaan Se Jaaye Per iLtijaa Na Karay

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Aby naraj hone ki jarurat nahi bas tumhara dhyan isi per karna tha

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        pahel padhte ke sath thoda bura laga tha but……. aap naraj nahi hue iski khushi hai :D…!!!:D :D…!!!!! :)..

  13. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻) says:

    sex k marijo ko prerna dene wali kavita

    apne pero pe ho khada |
    lund ko bhi kar bada ||
    usme khoob tharak chadha |
    chut se bhi touch kara ||1|| ☺☺☺ :smile:

  14. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻) says:

    bechara santa close hehehehehehe

  15. Admin says:

    Dosto Ek Chota Sa Sher Meri Taraf Se… Umeed Hai Ki Nunnited Agar Pade To Tarif Jarur Karega

    Agar Neend Aa Jaye To So Bhi Liya Kar, “Aye Dost ”

    Raaton Ko Jagne Se Yaar Lauta Nahi Karte.

    Not By Me (Just Sharing)

    1. nunnited says:

      bahut khub admin…….

      suna h mohabat mein neend udd jati h
      ae khuda kash mujhe bhi mohabat ho jaye
      kyonki mujhe neend bahut aati h

    2. nunnited says:

      Kaash Ye Mohabbat Bhi Koi Imtihaan Hi Hoti…!!
      Mein Roz Ghalat Likhta
      OR
      Wo Roz Sahi Karte.

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Are you deleted ..????

  16. pure punjabi says:

    Supne de vich Sajjan mileya,Gal vich
    Paayian Bavan…..Dar de maare akh na
    Kholan,Kite fer na Vichhad jaavan….Pyar keeta
    Main Dilon Ohnu,Ehi Sab nu Samjhaavan……
    Rabba Rakhin Neend ch Mainu,Chahe Sutte hi
    Mar javan.

  17. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Mareez-e-ishq hai tu??, dawaa-e-dil samajh apne!!!
    dilber ko,
    Phir marz jane, dawaa jane, shifa jane,
    khuda jane…..!!

  18. Lalitmangla says:

    Kya baat hai friends sabhi shayar ban rahe hain or aajkal yaro users hi kam ho gay hain kya bahut kam coments aate hain aby maine tumse isliye kaha tha kyonki 1 word ki galti se kisi ka bhi name badal jata hai i hope u dont mind

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      lalitmangla ji aap mujhes bade hai aap ko mujhe galti batane ka haq hai.!!..:)
      BTW good night.

    2. deleted says:

      Lalit ji beti ka kya naam rakha?

  19. Lalitmangla says:

    Good night

  20. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Koi Rishta Jo Na Hota To Wo Khafa Kyun Hota…!!
    Yehi Be-Rukhi Us Ki Mohabbat Ka Pata Deti Hai…!!!

  21. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    GOOD NIGHT MY FRIENDS HAVE SWEET DREAMS ……..

    AND GOOD ****MORNING IN ADVANCED**

  22. pure punjabi says:

    gud morning friends ……

    saale admin ab gayab ho gya kya kahan gand marwa raha h ……karnal mein …
    teri shadi par koshih karunga aane ki …..
    aaj mujhe car kharidne ki tauari karni h 1-2 din mein car leni h ….

    1. Admin says:

      hmm bhonsdi ke jyada bakwaas na kar kutte ke L.nd tere se ek fon no. to diya nahi jata aur chala hai car kharidne

      1. deleted says:

        jhaant k baal……..meri 5th car h 10yrs mein……lodu…….meri salary sunega to gaand fat jayegi…….saale sarkari gadi mein chalta hun ….govt of india ….likha rahta h ……

  23. pinky moge wali says:

    hi friends

    1. Rohit says:

      hello pinki how r u?

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