Ye Biwi Kuch Jyada Hi Mazaak Nahi Karti

Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun

Banta: “Kaisa Majak?

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Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?

To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?

Maine Kaha “Nahi

To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi

Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?

Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na

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  1. Deepak says:

    Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

    Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu,
    aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

    Boy-notty!
    Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai.. ;-)
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    Gud eve. Frnds…

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Kya baat hai admin bro …..??? Bahot khub

        Arz kiya hai Badl se…. gour farmayinga

        Aye barish zara tham ke baras,
        Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,

        Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
        Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake…….

  2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Dhiraj dear aapki journey Khatm Hui ya nahi.?

    @Del ji ,nitesh bro where are you???

    @Priya ji kaise ho aap???

    @Nayvya Ji what’s going on??

  3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    ——-*—*——-*—–*—–*—–*—-*—-*

    Geelay Kaagaz Ki TarhaN Hai Zindagi Apni,
    Koi Likhta bi Nahi Aur Koi Jalaata bi Nahi,

    Is Qadar Akailay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal,
    Koi Satata bi Nahi Aur Koi Manaata bi
    Nahi…!!:( !…:'(

    …………………………………

  4. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Wo Dil Hee Kia Tere Milnay Ki Jo Dua Na
    Karay
    Mein Tujh Ko Bhool Ke Zinda Rahuun
    Khuda Na Karay
    Rahay Ga SaathTera Pyaar Zindagi Ban Kar
    Ye Aur Baat, Meri Zindagi Wafa Na Karay
    Ye Theek Hai Nahi Marta Koi Judaai Mein
    Khuda Kisi Se Kisi Ko Magar Judaa Na
    Karay
    Suna Hai Osko Mohabbat Duaaein Deti Hai
    Jo Dil Pe Chot Tou Khaaye Magar Gila Na
    Karay
    Bujha Dia Hai Naseebon Ne Mere Pyaar Ka
    Chaand
    Koi Dia Meri Palkon Pe Ab Jala Na Karay
    Zamana Dekh Chuka Hai Parakh Chuka Hai
    “Qateel” Jaan Se Jaaye Per iLtijaa Na Karay

  5. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻) says:

    sex k marijo ko prerna dene wali kavita

    apne pero pe ho khada |
    lund ko bhi kar bada ||
    usme khoob tharak chadha |
    chut se bhi touch kara ||1|| ☺☺☺ :smile:

  6. Admin says:

    Dosto Ek Chota Sa Sher Meri Taraf Se… Umeed Hai Ki Nunnited Agar Pade To Tarif Jarur Karega

    Agar Neend Aa Jaye To So Bhi Liya Kar, “Aye Dost ”

    Raaton Ko Jagne Se Yaar Lauta Nahi Karte.

    Not By Me (Just Sharing)

  7. pure punjabi says:

    Supne de vich Sajjan mileya,Gal vich
    Paayian Bavan…..Dar de maare akh na
    Kholan,Kite fer na Vichhad jaavan….Pyar keeta
    Main Dilon Ohnu,Ehi Sab nu Samjhaavan……
    Rabba Rakhin Neend ch Mainu,Chahe Sutte hi
    Mar javan.

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Kya baat hai friends sabhi shayar ban rahe hain or aajkal yaro users hi kam ho gay hain kya bahut kam coments aate hain aby maine tumse isliye kaha tha kyonki 1 word ki galti se kisi ka bhi name badal jata hai i hope u dont mind

  9. pure punjabi says:

    gud morning friends ……

    saale admin ab gayab ho gya kya kahan gand marwa raha h ……karnal mein …
    teri shadi par koshih karunga aane ki …..
    aaj mujhe car kharidne ki tauari karni h 1-2 din mein car leni h ….

      1. deleted says:

        jhaant k baal……..meri 5th car h 10yrs mein……lodu…….meri salary sunega to gaand fat jayegi…….saale sarkari gadi mein chalta hun ….govt of india ….likha rahta h ……

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