Ye To Sach Mein Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha

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Ek Baar Santa Ne Apni Wife Se Dhaage Waale Karele Banwaye.

Raat Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Santa Karele Ke Dhaage Bhi Kha Gaya.

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Jab Usse Subah Tatti Aayi Toh Tatti Mein Dhage Dhekhkar Gabra Kar Bola,

Santa: “O Behnchod Gand Fatti Hui To Bahut Baar Suni Hai Par Udhadte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon

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  1. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    ek baar shiv bhagwaan ka ek bhakt tha..woh ghor tapsya krta tha..ek din dhyanmagn shiv bhagwan ko uski pukar sunai di..woh prakat hue apne bhakt k saamne..
    Shiv Ji:bhakt mein tumhari tapsya se ati prassan hun bolo kya wardaan mangna hai!!
    Bhakt:shiv ji mujhe duniya ka sabse roopwan purush se mera vivah..ho jae..aur har janm mein woh mera ho jae..
    Shiv ji:tathastu vtsya!!
    Bhakt:ati prassan hua..
    agle din..uske saamne ek rupwaan purush aata hai jo ek raat vishram k liye thikana dhudhta hai.jo bhakt k pass pahunchta hai..bhakt rishi usse dekhkar mohit ho jaata hai..rupwaan purush bhi rishi ko bhaanp leta hai..
    uss raat bhakt rishi uski kaafi sewa krta..lekin uske saath yuonkriya(sex) nhi krta..
    rupwaan purush ..bhakt rishi k iss bartaw se kaafi prassan ho jata hai..
    rupwaan purush rishi se khta hai..tumne meri pehli mulaqat mein mera dil jeet liya..bolo jaane se pehle main aapki sewa ke mol k badle aapko kya doon..
    rishi khta hai..aap mujhse vivah kr lijiye..ispar roopwan purush..sann rah jata..hai..apne diye waade k anusaar ruwaan purush ko uss rishi se shaadi krni hi padti hai..iss tarah se shiv ji..ka wardan safal ho jata hai.

    1. Admin says:

      buhuhuhuhuhu ye kya tha be

    2. Rashii says:

      Gud cmt ji hehehe

  2. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @admin,shiv ji kabhi apne bhakto ki tapsya ka phal viphal nhi krte..agar tumhe bhi phal chahiye..to shiv ji ki tapsya mein krne mein jud jao..duniya ki rupwati kanya k liye:)

  3. Hps says:

    Dhiraj bro dimag ka dahi kyon bana rahe ho

  4. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @hps bro..,,dudh aur dahi mein phark karna seekho..ok!!..agar tumhare dimag mein dahi bann rahi hai..to use nonveg..chickenbriyani k saath khao..jada acchi lagegi…and one more..kisi baat ko pehle samjho phir bolo ok!!..yeh jaruri nhi ki kitabo mein puri jaankari avalaible ho..ok!!..aids k baare mein kis prachin granth mein likha hai..nhi..naa.but bimari to hai naa??..to tum unn kitabo ko dekhoge ki jo reality usko dekhoge..so apne dimag ko thoda wide kro..to baate apne aap samajh aa jaegi..dimag ki dahi nhi banegi..mein koi aise baat nhi likhta jo dimag ki dahi bana de..tum jis tarah k cmnts mere se expect krte ho..to sorry..i do cordind to my nature..nd one more..aag se garmi nahi bhagayi jaa sakti..isse pehle bhi tum meri baat nhi samajh paae the..registan mein bhi paani najar aata hai..to use paani samajh loge..isliye baat ko samjha kro..phirr bola karo..mere cmnt se tumhare dimag ki dahi ban rahi ho..par aise kai log hai jo mere cmnt ko enjoy krenge..aur unki sankhya..crores mein mil jaegi..gn!!

  5. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    ab dekho mere iss cmnt pe log kaise maze lenge..hps dekh lo..
    hey katrina meri,hey katrina meri,
    kaisi yeh der lagayi hey katrina!hey..
    daaru nashe mein duba pada hoon,
    kaam aadi grah se ghira pada hoon,
    tere chehre ke jaal mein jakda pada hoon,
    naa mere pass bike hai,naa luxuary car,
    naa mere pass ruppe hai,naa chawwanni,
    sharan tumhari gira pada hoon,hey…
    naa mera koi kutumb saathi,
    naa hi mera sharir saathi,
    aap hi ubaaro pakad k baanhi,hey..
    charan kamal ki nauka bana kar,
    main paar hunga khusi maan kr,
    salmaan ko maar bhaga kar,hey..
    sada tere guno ko gaun,
    sada hi tere swaroop ko dhyaoon,
    nit prati tere guno ko gaun,hey..
    naa mein kisi ka naa koi mera,
    chhaya hai charo taraf andhera,
    pakad k jyoti dikha do raasta,hey..
    sharan pade hain hum tumhari,
    karo ye nayya paar humari,
    kaisi yeh der lagai hey katrina,.
    …jai katrina mayya..

  6. im says:

    nice

  7. Awadh kurmi says:

    Hehehe…

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