Zordar Sex Callgirl Ka

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Santa Aur Call Girl Ke Bich Mein Sex Ko Leke Batchit Chal Rahi Thhi, Pade Ki Akhir Kis Rate Mein Santa Ko Kya Kya Mila.
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Santa Call Girl Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Tera Kya Rate Chal Raha Hai?

Call Girl: “500 Mein Normal Sex, 800 Mein Zordaar Thukayi

Santa: “Agar Main 1000 Du To?

Call Girl: “Phir To Bas Tu Apni Pagdi Pakad Ke Rakhna, Baaki Ka Kaam Mera

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Callgrl- 500 Me Normal Sex, 800 Me Zordar Thukaai. Santa- Agar Main 1000 Du To? Callgrl- Fir To Bas Tu Apni Pagdi Pakad K Rakhna, Baaki Ka Kaam Mera.

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12 Comments

  1. wanted. says:

    ADMIN BRO, kisi user pr jke banaye kaafi din ho gye or ab to apna jay v wapas aa gya hai :p

  2. Priya says:

    Samjh nahii aaya :(

    1. brijesh says:

      ladki hoke samaj me nahi aata,

      sorry i am new friend

  3. kapil d cute boy says:

    waah kya baat hai,gajab ki call girl hai.
    pata nhi santa ka kya haal kiya hoga usne

  4. wanted. says:

    kha hai be ADMIN aaj tu??? us callgrl ko dhundhne to nhi chala gya n?????

  5. Lalitmangla says:

    Santa sambhal ke kahin tujhe hospital na pahuncha de

  6. Ibps Ki Clerk Jagah Kb Niklegi says:

    Smja ni yar

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Samjh nhi aaya.

  8. Ramo says:

    Santa ko kaho pagdi ki jaga patka band kar call girl ke pas jaya kare phir kahe 2000rs de de

  9. HPS says:

    Palle nahi padha?

  10. Gangwar says:

    thik hai jokes

  11. vartika says:

    s*x karegi ya kudai.santa zara bach k…….

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